Subject: RE: [FanFic] Oy vey...
From: "Couture, George, A1C, SAM-OPTS" <COUTUREG@COMM.HQ.AF.MIL>
Date: 12/30/1995, 12:59 AM
To: Fanfic mailing list

The word you are looking for is paradox.  It's sorta like surgery in 
that
way, a pair of docs is better than just one.

Oh yeah!! Sorry, I'm having a bad vocabulary day...normally I'm better
than that:0 Guess I'm still half asleep...heh
Ouch! That pun hurt! Malpractice!! Malpractice!!^_-

     <sound of hand slapping forehead>
Did it hurt? :P

     It probably would have felt better if I had taken off the Acme Joy 
Buzzer (tm).

You people deserve to be SHOT!

No, just tranquilized...

     Calling doctor Daniels, doctor Jack Daniels............

Naw, on second thought that would be a waste of ammunition. Better to 
lock
you in a room with nothing but....... <demented grin>  Barney reruns!!!!!

Aaahhh!! Do you hate us _that_ much?? ^_-  B-sides, don't we all already
have _enough_ holes in our heads?:)


     Naaaaahhhh, I don't really hate anybody. It's just that the puns were 
so foul, disagreeable, unpleasant, sickning, loathsome, odious, nasty, 
distasteful, disgusting, nauseating, putrid, unpalatable, fetid, bitter, 
acrid, sour, revolting, repulsive, vile, repugnant, noxious, and so utterly 
dispicable that I just had to say something.



               Fozzy Bear
               (coutureg@comm.hq.af.mil)

     <wondering what all the commotion is about over at the panda enclosure>