Subject: Re: A pun - to ponder
From: Nagisa
Date: 12/19/1995, 6:58 PM
To: fanfic@andrew.cais.com

On Tue, 19 Dec 1995, White Wolf wrote:

You will die painfully.  But quickly.  

Activate Obital Defense Laser!
Setting: Maximum Strength!

Hmmm... I'd set it to max strength in high speed repeated bursts around the
target to form a barrier and a few medium to weak random shots within the 
"circle" to actually hit the target... so much more interesting that way...

*whack* {oh no..}

Nagisa: Hey! That's cruel!! 

And these random whacks on my already softened head isn't, eh?

Nagisa[smiling while hefting an unpadded mallet]: Nope.  Just some hard facts
	I think you should learn. :)

*groan...* 

Fine... don't blast the target slowly... why not use a mallet?

Nagisa[refering to some diagrams of an orbital Guass Cannon]: Well... hehe...

[Wing screams as he runs from the room, being struck in several places with
 mini-mallets propelled by a model of an orbital gauss cannon...]

W&N 

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