On Wed, 13 Dec 1995, Andy Skuse wrote:

A  450 lb. Panda wanders over from his bamboo grove to help the Gopher
to his feet. "You need any help here with these ungrateful humans?"

Who's an 'ungrateful _human_', *Panda Boy*?  

*Saf starts to wonder about Panda IQ*

'Tiger traps'!  Yeah, right!  

*Saf rolls around laughing*

Hmm...I've never tried a panda dish before...too bad they're on the 
endangered species list.



Sapphire, The Elusive Blue Tigress