Nabiki walks up too the convulsing space gopher...with a cookie in its 
mouth... She takes the cookie out and stuffs a whole MCFSBWW (bigger than 
space-gopher itself) down gopher's throat..."Sugar always helps 
evrything!"....She leaves mr.space-gopher convulsing with a sugar rush 
and covered in marshmallos, coconut, frosting, gobs of sugar, whipped 
cream, and a cherry on top. The gopher has expanded 3 times and is also 
choking on the bagel and an homade oreo cookie. "There! Glad to help! 
Anytime now!" Nabiki wanders out, satisfied with a job well done.

             (ingredients for MCFSBWW will cost him when he gets better, 
ya know!)
                               -Nabiki (M.Miner)