Subject: Illin' Space Gopher!!!
From: Andy Skuse
Date: 12/5/1995, 12:36 AM
To: fanfic@andrew.cais.com

At 08:43 PM 04/12/95 -0800, you wrote:

*Saf comes upon AlberCrombie still trapped in her net*

[The Gopher looks malnurished, ill, and - ick - he's shedding]

Oh, you poor thing! *Saf untangles the gopher from the net*

.....water...water....*BEER*.....gasp.....*WhiteCastles*....food....

Here's some water. *gives AC some water* Don't drink too fast now.

[passes out]

Oh no! *Saf stands up and shouts* IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE? OR EVEN 
OUT OF THE HOUSE? *looks back down at the unconscious gopher and sighs* 
I'm very, very sorry, AC. Next time I go on a spamming vacation, I'll 
make sure I don't forget to tie up any loose ends.

Saf

A shimmering outline of a man appears suddenly beside the ill gopher
and his concerned companion, then the shimmering clears. "Alright step back miss, I'm a doctor." The 'doctor' digs into his medical kit and produces a
small silver cylinder with a blinking green light at one end. With a flick of
his index finger the cylinder suddenly emits a high pitched, cycling tone.
The doctor passes the cylinder over the still body of the space gopher several
times and then deactivates the device. Turning to the Blue Tigress he
says solemnly, "I'm sorry, I"ve done all I can do. I'm just a simple country
doctor, not a veternarian.

"One to beam up Mr.Scott!"





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