Subject: Bubblegum Warners Ch.2
From: The Blue Tigress
Date: 12/5/1995, 9:08 PM
To: fanfic@andrew.cais.com


Hi all!

Here's the next chapter of my BGC/Animaniacs crossover.  For some reason 
it seems a little flat to me.  Probably just the mood I'm in but does anyone 
see anything majorly wrong with it?

Sapphire, The Blue Tigress

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*CHAPTER 2*

[Inside a nightclub called "Hot Lips". Priss and the Replicants are 
performing. Three little kids run through the mob at the door. The 
bouncer yells and tries to catch them.]

Ralph (in a stupid voice): Duh... Come back here, youse kids! Youse not 
         allowed in here!

[Ralph pushes through the crowded doorway and stands in front of the mob 
looking around. He is an overweight, bald man with a permanent 5 o'clock 
shadow wearing blue jeans, a grubby white t-shirt, and a red bandanna on 
his head.]

Ralph: Duh... where are youse kids?

[Camera pans over the crowded tables and dance floor to the Warners 
approaching the stage. The Warner Brothers see Priss.]

Wakko & Yakko (ears flapping, tails wagging): Hellloooooo Rock Star Nurse!!!

[Wakko and Yakko's tongues hang out as they stare.]

Dot (bored look on her face): Boys, go fig!

[Yakko and Wakko jump into Priss's arms and give her a big smooch.]

Priss: Ugh! Get off me, you little twerps!

[Priss tries to pry them off but their arms just stretch and shorten like 
rubber bands. Dot walks up to the microphone.]

An unknown voice: And now, Dot's Poetry Corner.

Dot: Mary had a little lamb.... with mint jelly. Thank you.

[Dot curtsies to the sound of snapping fingers although no one in the 
club seems to be doing it.]

[Priss is still trying to get the Warner Brothers off her when Ralph 
arrives at the stage.]

Ralph: Duh... Now I'se got youse kids!

Warners: Yikes!

[The Warners jump off the stage and lose themselves in the crowd. Ralph 
chases them.]

Priss (yelling after Ralph): Get those kids out of here! They're ruining 
      my act!

[Nene and Linna, sitting at a corner table, had seen the antics of the 
Warners and are laughing at Priss.]

Nene (giggling): Did you see Priss's face when those two kids jumped into 
     her arms?

Linna (also giggling): And when the little girl took over the microphone?

Nene: I wonder where those kids ran off to?

[Yakko pops up on the lower right-hand corner of the screen.]

Yakko: Now _there's_ an entrance cue.

[The Warners jump into the scene: Yakko jumps into Linna's arms; Wakko 
jumps into Nene's arms; and Dot jumps onto the table.]

Y&W&D: Helloooo Nurse! 

Linna: Who are you?

W&Y: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: _And_ the Warner Sister!

Yakko: I'm Yakko. *points to Wakko* That's Wakko. *points to Dot* And 
       that's...

Dot (smiling and fluttering her eyelashes): I'm cute!

Yakko: ...Dot.

Nene: Where are you from?

Yakko (pointing to the stage): From over there.

Linna: That's not what she meant.  Where are your parents?  Aren't they 
       worried about you running around like this?  Especially in such a 
       dangerous area?

Yakko (looks sad): We don't have parents...

Dot (starting to cry): We're orphans!  WWWWAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

[Dot collapses onto the table top and starts bawling and rolling around, 
etc., etc. ....typical over-acting.]

[Nene looks at Wakko.  He looks sad and starts to sniffle.  Nene gives 
him a smile and a hug.  He sighs happily and melts into a little black 
puddle on her lap.  Nene starts to look alarmed when Wakko pops back into 
shape and hugs her back.]

Wakko (to Nene): I _love_ you!

Linna (ignoring the commotion): Where are you children staying then, Yakko?

Yakko (watching Dot's performance): We don't have a home.  We just wander 
      around.

Dot (bawling even louder): No parents!  No home!  Nobody loves us!  
    WWWWAAAHHHH!!!!!!

[Yakko, holding a little golden oscar, leans over to Dot.]

Yakko: Congratulations, Dot!  You just won another oscar for that 
       stirring emotional performance!

Dot (suddenly stops bawling and sitting up): Oh thank you!  It always 
    pays to overact. *cute smile*

Nene (looks at Linna): I could take them home with me....at least for 
     tonight.

[All three Warners look hopefully at Linna with cute, pleading faces.]

Linna (looking a bit worried): Nene...I don't think...

[Yakko and Wakko join Dot on the table and fall to their knees and clasp 
their hands in front of them.]

Warners: Oh, pleeeaaassee????  We're really easy to take care of.  Watch!

[Dot stands up and pulls out a pink watering can.]

Dot (pouring water over Wakko): Just add water and watch us grow!

[Wakko's fur starts growing until he looks like a huge furry beachball 
with a face.]

Dot (pointing at Wakko): There.  See?  Just like a chia-pet!

Yakko (pulling out a little hand-mower): And if it's too big, all you 
      have to do is mow it.

[Yakko jumps on Wakko and a large cloud of flying fur covers the two.  
When the cloud disappears, Wakko looks as he did before Dot watered him.]

[Linna and Nene laugh.]

Linna: All right.  You can all go home with Nene.

[The Warners cheer and start running and jumping around in celebration.]

Linna (whispers to Nene): And maybe you can discover more about these 
      strange children and how they do all these tricks.

[Nene nods in agreement.]

Nene: It's getting late.  Let's go home, kids!