Hi all!
Here's the next chapter of my BGC/Animaniacs crossover. For some reason
it seems a little flat to me. Probably just the mood I'm in but does anyone
see anything majorly wrong with it?
Sapphire, The Blue Tigress
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*CHAPTER 2*
[Inside a nightclub called "Hot Lips". Priss and the Replicants are
performing. Three little kids run through the mob at the door. The
bouncer yells and tries to catch them.]
Ralph (in a stupid voice): Duh... Come back here, youse kids! Youse not
allowed in here!
[Ralph pushes through the crowded doorway and stands in front of the mob
looking around. He is an overweight, bald man with a permanent 5 o'clock
shadow wearing blue jeans, a grubby white t-shirt, and a red bandanna on
his head.]
Ralph: Duh... where are youse kids?
[Camera pans over the crowded tables and dance floor to the Warners
approaching the stage. The Warner Brothers see Priss.]
Wakko & Yakko (ears flapping, tails wagging): Hellloooooo Rock Star Nurse!!!
[Wakko and Yakko's tongues hang out as they stare.]
Dot (bored look on her face): Boys, go fig!
[Yakko and Wakko jump into Priss's arms and give her a big smooch.]
Priss: Ugh! Get off me, you little twerps!
[Priss tries to pry them off but their arms just stretch and shorten like
rubber bands. Dot walks up to the microphone.]
An unknown voice: And now, Dot's Poetry Corner.
Dot: Mary had a little lamb.... with mint jelly. Thank you.
[Dot curtsies to the sound of snapping fingers although no one in the
club seems to be doing it.]
[Priss is still trying to get the Warner Brothers off her when Ralph
arrives at the stage.]
Ralph: Duh... Now I'se got youse kids!
Warners: Yikes!
[The Warners jump off the stage and lose themselves in the crowd. Ralph
chases them.]
Priss (yelling after Ralph): Get those kids out of here! They're ruining
my act!
[Nene and Linna, sitting at a corner table, had seen the antics of the
Warners and are laughing at Priss.]
Nene (giggling): Did you see Priss's face when those two kids jumped into
her arms?
Linna (also giggling): And when the little girl took over the microphone?
Nene: I wonder where those kids ran off to?
[Yakko pops up on the lower right-hand corner of the screen.]
Yakko: Now _there's_ an entrance cue.
[The Warners jump into the scene: Yakko jumps into Linna's arms; Wakko
jumps into Nene's arms; and Dot jumps onto the table.]
Y&W&D: Helloooo Nurse!
Linna: Who are you?
W&Y: We're the Warner Brothers!
Dot: _And_ the Warner Sister!
Yakko: I'm Yakko. *points to Wakko* That's Wakko. *points to Dot* And
that's...
Dot (smiling and fluttering her eyelashes): I'm cute!
Yakko: ...Dot.
Nene: Where are you from?
Yakko (pointing to the stage): From over there.
Linna: That's not what she meant. Where are your parents? Aren't they
worried about you running around like this? Especially in such a
dangerous area?
Yakko (looks sad): We don't have parents...
Dot (starting to cry): We're orphans! WWWWAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
[Dot collapses onto the table top and starts bawling and rolling around,
etc., etc. ....typical over-acting.]
[Nene looks at Wakko. He looks sad and starts to sniffle. Nene gives
him a smile and a hug. He sighs happily and melts into a little black
puddle on her lap. Nene starts to look alarmed when Wakko pops back into
shape and hugs her back.]
Wakko (to Nene): I _love_ you!
Linna (ignoring the commotion): Where are you children staying then, Yakko?
Yakko (watching Dot's performance): We don't have a home. We just wander
around.
Dot (bawling even louder): No parents! No home! Nobody loves us!
WWWWAAAHHHH!!!!!!
[Yakko, holding a little golden oscar, leans over to Dot.]
Yakko: Congratulations, Dot! You just won another oscar for that
stirring emotional performance!
Dot (suddenly stops bawling and sitting up): Oh thank you! It always
pays to overact. *cute smile*
Nene (looks at Linna): I could take them home with me....at least for
tonight.
[All three Warners look hopefully at Linna with cute, pleading faces.]
Linna (looking a bit worried): Nene...I don't think...
[Yakko and Wakko join Dot on the table and fall to their knees and clasp
their hands in front of them.]
Warners: Oh, pleeeaaassee???? We're really easy to take care of. Watch!
[Dot stands up and pulls out a pink watering can.]
Dot (pouring water over Wakko): Just add water and watch us grow!
[Wakko's fur starts growing until he looks like a huge furry beachball
with a face.]
Dot (pointing at Wakko): There. See? Just like a chia-pet!
Yakko (pulling out a little hand-mower): And if it's too big, all you
have to do is mow it.
[Yakko jumps on Wakko and a large cloud of flying fur covers the two.
When the cloud disappears, Wakko looks as he did before Dot watered him.]
[Linna and Nene laugh.]
Linna: All right. You can all go home with Nene.
[The Warners cheer and start running and jumping around in celebration.]
Linna (whispers to Nene): And maybe you can discover more about these
strange children and how they do all these tricks.
[Nene nods in agreement.]
Nene: It's getting late. Let's go home, kids!