On Mon, 4 Dec 1995, Aaron Stolz wrote:

Saffy! Come Home! (I just couldn't resist, pummel at will :)

*The Blue Tigress unlurks from the bushes*

Grrr!!! I am NOT a dog! I don't respond to commands; I respond to polite 
requests.  Hmpf!

*Saf turns around and leaves this arrogant knave to his fate*

*A few moments later a large anvil drops down*

<<<<<CLANG!!!>>>>>

Saf
"I am NOT a dog!"