On Tue, 28 Nov 1995, John Collins wrote:

I've got it!  Staked to growing bamboo and forced to watch Barney and the 
O.J. Simpson trial (every tv station live broadcast and analysis and 
movie and interview, etc.) for the rest of his short life!  Yes!  Oh, 
wait, let's just skip the bamboo and go with Barney and O.J.  

*Saf grins evilly at the thought of watching 'Crombie turn into a mass of 
cowering jelly as his brain cells die one by one*

So, what do you all think of this plan?  ;)

No no no, the *only* way to kill somebody is to force them to listen to 
Minmei singing in English.  :>  <grins evilly>

John... your being too cruel - even Saf wouldn't restort to something 
*that* horrible...


-----Brett

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Kane: "Master, the other children tease me..."
Old Master: "Have you learnt nothing from my teachings, Grasshopper?"
Kane: "What do you mean master?"
Old Master: "Well can you not beat the Sh#T out of them???"

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