Subject: Re: DAKTARI
From: John Collins
Date: 11/28/1995, 6:22 AM
To: fanfic@andrew.cais.com

On Tue, 28 Nov 1995, The Blue Tigress wrote:

*...and...Saf starts going over various nasty plans yet again...* ;)

Racked to death?...Nah...
Drawn and quartered?...Already been done too many times...
Eaten by sharks?....Too cliche...
Staked to live bamboo shoots?...Hmm, maybe...

*Saf snaps her fingers as an evil idea hits her*

I've got it!  Staked to growing bamboo and forced to watch Barney and the 
O.J. Simpson trial (every tv station live broadcast and analysis and 
movie and interview, etc.) for the rest of his short life!  Yes!  Oh, 
wait, let's just skip the bamboo and go with Barney and O.J.  

*Saf grins evilly at the thought of watching 'Crombie turn into a mass of 
cowering jelly as his brain cells die one by one*

So, what do you all think of this plan?  ;)

No no no, the *only* way to kill somebody is to force them to listen to 
Minmei singing in English.  :>  <grins evilly>

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