Ok people... This started out to be a message on the Shampoo mailing list,
but after I complicated things, there was no turning back.....
It turned into a small fanfic.....
<Foxx grins and says...>
Enjoy....
Oh, and feel free to flame me all you want...
Just make sure you send flames to MY mailbox... Not the mailing list....
<Foxx sets up the barrier between the intro and the fanfic....>
Ok, it may not be perfect... I have a very low tolerence level... <G>
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<He is soon assailed by 2 cloakened figures holding a bottle of soy sauce
each...>
AIGH! Too salty!
<He shouts as his plaid fades away and his fro dissipates...>
NOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO!
<Soon, Foxx is Foxx no longer... He is...>
Bravo!
Pantyhose Foxx?
Manuel S. Go, Jr.
junior@mnl.sequel.net
CON - Passer of the Collection Plate
OCS - Waterboy
<Bravo looks at Manuel briefly and says..>
Hmph.... Imagine that, comparing me to Tarou.....
No, Manuel, it is I...
Bravo!
<Bravo takes off his top hat and tosses it upon a table...>
<He then hears a loud screeching behind him...>
<He turns around into the grinning face of Kodachi...>
<He adjusts his coat..>
Uhm... Hello, Kodachi...
<Kodachi shouts and kisses him...>
BRAVO! You've returned to take me from this place!
Ooooooooooohhhh... I always knew you cared...
And you're SO nice... SO considerate...
Not like that boorish Foxx!
And you've met me wearing a tuxedo!
OH! Could there be anyone more perfect....
<Bravo's glasses/mask begin to fog... He tosses them away and says...>
Uh... Kodachi? I have to tell you something... You see, I'm not really just
one per..
<Kodachi is no longer there, she is already swinging her ribbon to and fro,
taking down swooning females who are advancing toward her dear Bravo!>
<Just then, a rose cuts the ribbon in half, and lands at Bravo's feet...>
<From somewhere, you can hear a Spanish/advenurish tune playing...>
Bravo! So we meet again!
Augh! Tuxedo Mask!
That's Kamen!
Not the way I heard it, so screw you! What do you want?
Stop stealing my bit! You're a perfect match to me, except for the brown
hair to my black...
So? I, being Bravo, am far superior to you.. Both physically, and mentally...
<Kodachi speaks up as she sends the last of the awed girls sailing..>
Not to mention in looks! Oooooh!
Didn't you hear me, baka? I said he's almost a perfect match to me... But my
hair is better!
<Bravo, having Foxx's instinct take over at that moment, sends a barrage of
microphones headed toward Tuxedo Mask....>
You call her... baka?
Then prepare to DIE!
<Tuxedo Mask is hit with other visual-audio components..... He is almost
finished when everyone hears a shout...>
<Camera angle changes to a 2 story building where 5 familiar females stand...>
We are the Sailor Sco....
<Bravo, clearly irritated at this interruption, sends a glowing cassette at
them...>
Yeah... I know who you are.... I'll deal with you after I have my reven.. OW!
<Tuxedo Mask has sent a rose flying through Bravo's hair....>
Distracted? Then that is your downfall, Bravo!
<Bravo is taken down...>
<Seconds later, a city park is shown...>
<A lone figure hits a field, breaking up a game of football...>
AUGH!
<The figure is Bravo!>
<Tuxedo Mask jumps onto a goalpost...>
Had enough? Then stop taking my material...
<Bravo grins, and says...>
Hmph... Hmm... hmm. hmhm hma hah...
HAHAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA....
<Kodachi, now panting after running from the city to the park says....>
That laughing..... It sounds so... familiar....
<She looks back at the middle of where the battle had started....>
<Atop the building, we see the same 5 interfering females, struggling with a
light green, partially translucent, dome...>
Ohh! I hope he's ok!
Shut up! We've got better things to worry about...
Sailor Mercury, hows it going?
Not good, Venus.... This dome is stronger than any Megaverse/moon magic put
together... I don't think that we'll be able to get out of here without help..
What if I try to bu...
<The others interrupt the "Leader" (So to speak...)>
Last time you did that you almost killed us all...
But this is a good plan!
SHUT UP!
<The leader begins to flood the dome with tears....>
Why are you all shouting at me? You never do that on our series!
Yeah! But here is different, this really isn't a "Good/evil" place...
And will you stop crying?
<Glub...> Yeah... I think that this was only meant to hold <Chug..> people
and not <Gulp..> water...
<Camera shot moves back from the building, to the park where Tuxedo Mask is
being assailed by the goalpost....>
<Bravo laughs...>
You're not the only one who has backups....
Your pitiful "Sailor Moon" and her friends are no match for..
<5 figures materialize out of thin air....They take their place behind
Foxx..> <Kodachi is clearly enjoying this.. She cheers on her Bravo!>
Tuxedo Mask, may I introduce
Merlin...
<A small figure, smaller than the rest, steps ahead...>
He is the one who cast the spell on the goalpost... Oh, and yes...
Merlin... Will you...
<Merlin speaks... He sounds wired...>
Nuff said! HAH!
<Tuxedo Mask is covered in liquid wood.... He is then suspended, arms above
his head from the goalpost....>
Let me... go....
No, I'm afraid I can't do that.... But allow me to continue, will you?
This is..
Doomsday
<A figure slightly shorter than Bravo steps ahead... He is wearing black
clothes.. A black Chicago Bulls jacket protects him from the harsh elements...>
Doomsday is the "Grunt" of our team....
He specializes in offense and defense...
Basically offe..
<Bravo is unterrupted by an irate Doomsday who has smacked him upside the
head with Ukyou's giant spatula... Ukyou shouts "HEY!".. The she blushes a
little as Doomsday smiles and hands it back to her...>
<Bravo hisses, clubs Doomsday with a speaker and continues..>
Stranger...
<Another one steps out of the pack... But is equally as tall as Bravo.. if
not slightly taller...>
I have no idea what his specialty is, but he fights good....
And.. we have Kokanee...
<A hockey gear-clad figure stumbles forward....>
<Tripping, a hockey puck flips off of his belt and the five others run off
as he stumbles to retrieve it....>
Son of a bit...
<BOOOM! Kokanee is sent into the city center...>
<Bravo steps from behind a wall...>
He'll be back.....
But, for now, Tuxedo Mask, we'll have to kill you without him...
HAHAH!
<The five figures close in on the hanging, struggling Tuxedo Mask..>
<Camera shoots back from the football field to a happy Nabiki selling
drinks, snacks, and lawnchairs to spectators...... Kasumi looks back at the
full bleachers while walking toward Nabiki....>
<Nabiki says..>
Kasumi! How'd you like to help out? I've got my hands full here?
Sorry, Nabiki.. I've got to tell Bravo something...
Aww... I'll cut you in on the profits even!
Nope... Why don't you get Shampoo to help?
Hmm....
<Nabiki is interupted in mid-thought by Ranma who shouts..>
Hey, Nabiki! Can I have another Coke over here!
<An irate Nabiki hits Ranma in the forehead with an icy red can... She runs
off, heading for the city center..>
<The camera follows Nabiki past the building where an all too familiar green
dome wobbles like a Jello mold....>
<Kokanee grunts as he picks himself off of the ground...>
Ow....
*Heeeyyyy! Yooooouuuu!*
<Kokanee looks around nervously... Was he hearing things again?>
Let's see... I'm on a rooftop... nice city.....
Rift in sky... Red motorbike just ran over my leg...
Hit by sign saying "Knight Sabres"
Hmm... Nothing out of the order here.....
Hey! Wait! A green jello mold! MMM!
<Kokanee runs over to the mold, he jumps on it and tries to take a bite....>
<Too bad he's wearing his skates!>
<The last thing he sees before he passes out is 4 people run out of the
floppy, wet envelope... One stays and pulls him out of the flood...>
*Back at the park...*
<Everyone (Spectator wise) is amazed at Kasumi's bravery... A flaming ball
hits the ground beside her.... She says..>
I do hope someone puts out that fire....
<She continues her trek across the field...>
<At the battle...>
Whadda ya calling me paranoid for! You're the paranoid one!
<Bravo rolls his eyes as Stranger shouts at him..>
You don't have to think I'm going to steal your glory, stupid rail of hog
after-birth....
<Stranger shouts..>
You're the one who thinks I'm a danger to myself and everyone else!
<Bravo retorts..>
Oh please...
Admit it!
Now, I am! You're crazy!
I'm NOT crazy!
Then why are you foaming at the mouth....
<Bravo and Stranger go toe to toe as Merlin and Doomsday try to shuffle
everyone back from the melee...>
They're always doing this...
I know, I know... You'd think after the embarassing "Akira" incident...
Nuff said....
Far too compeditive....
Don't I know it? But you have to admit.. It's kinda funny to sit back and wat..
<Merlin is interruped as Kasumi walks by them.... His jaw drops open...>
Hello there..... Is that Bravo over there?
<Merlin is frozen...>
<Doomsday snickers at Merlin and says...>
Yeah... But be careful....
Thank you..... I will...
<Doomsday waves a hand in front of Merlins face...>
<His view of Kasumi interruped, Merlin sends Doomsday flying into a
half-dead Tuxedo Mask....>
Bravo? I have a message from Akane..
<Both fumed arguers look back at Kasumi...>
<Bravo nods for Kasumi to continue...>
Akane is quite offended at the fact that you tried to roast P-Chan....
She plans to assail you loudly with anything she can get her hands on...
<Kodachi, who has been leaning on the goalpost the whole time shouts..>
My snuggwy wuggy widdow Bwavo isn't going to wet an uncouth bawbeawian wike
that tweten him... Wite Bwavo?
Weah.... She's not gonna way a fingow on m.....
*Ahem!*
She's not going to lay a finger on me!
I don't even know how she knows I'm me....
<Kasumi says...>
Remember you were over at our house eating some of her cooking...
Thats when you found out what soy-sauce does to Fo...
<Bravo shoots a warning glance at Kasumi... Then a nervous one back at
Kodachi..>
<Kasumi says "Oh.." and nods.... She then walks away with a playful "Bye now..">
<Merlin trembles...>
<Kodachi turns back to Bravo, hugs him, and says..>
What did she mean by soy-sauce doing something to someone named Faw?
<Bravo trembles worse than Merlin...>
Uh... well....>
<Kodachi gives him a playful slap...>
And eating Akane's cooking? Ohh.. How it must have been torture...
<Kodachi runs past him... mumbling something about dinner, and no cyanide...>
Hmm.... Oh well.....
<Bravo turns around to a grunting Tuxedo Mask...>
Oh yeah! You! I guess I'll kill you know!
<As Bravo powers up for a full out attack, he is hit with a tiara...>
HEY! Sailor Moon? AUGH! More interruptions.... Does this ever end?
<Tuxedo Mask smiles and then passes out...>
No matter..... Everyone... Attack....
<Bravo looks around in confusion.... Where is Kokanee? Doomsday you fool!
Passed out under the goalpost, Stranger throwing Ki blasts at the ground in
anger.. And Merlin too weak to stand... What else could go wrong?>
Akane! Wait! You'll get hurt!
<Bravo whirls around to face a rapidly advancing Akane...>
<Ranma is running after her... Chugging a coke and taking big bites out of a
wall of beef jerky...>
You're dead, Foxxy!
<Bravo looks around for Kodachi, no where in sight... Whew...>
Hold on! We are the Sailor Scouts! We have him first! You can kill what
ever's left!
<Just then, Sailor Moon looks around and asks...>
Where's Venus?
<Akane leaps at the 4 unprepared females.... A hissing, seething, cloudy
fight is the last thing we see before we're whisked into Kokanee's sight.....>
<A blonde girl stands over him, nursing his wounds...>
Wh.... *Cough*.. who are you?
<The girl smiles and says..>
I'm Sailor Venus..... Thank you for saving us.... Even at your own expence...
<Kokanee takes off his goalies mask and says...>
You mean I'm alive?
<Sailor Venus confusedly says..>
Yeah..... Why would you think otherwise?.....
<Kokanee merely blushes....>
It has something to do with an old pick-up line.....
<Both laugh... And the shot slides from the rooftop to the sidewalk where
Nabiki and Shampoo are arguing...>
Shampoo's only day off! Want to shop for beautiful clothes for Ranma!
But Shampoo! Ranma is there! You can spend all day with him!
Ranma?
Yeah! I only came to you because you can distribute snacks and drinks faster
than I can.... Just make sure you don't spend every moment near him!
AIJEEE! RANMA WAIT FOR ME? WE GO NOW!
<Shampoo runs into the street, punching away a clown on a motor bike and
hopping over the same red motorbike that ran over Kokanee.....All while
dragging Nabiki by the arm..>
<Camera follows Shampoo back to the crowd at the park... Nabiki collapses to
the ground before hearing Shampoo shout..>
WHERE RANMA?
<Ukyou, who has taken upon the task of healing Doomsday, points to Ranma in
the middle of the field, swallowing the last of his beef jerky...>
<In the mean time, Akane is contending with the rest of the Sailor Scouts,
and doing exceptionally well...>
<Bravo has taken this opportunity to see where Kodachi is...>
<Merlin is still on the ground, and Stranger is off trying to take down a
tree that tried to jump him.... (Stupid Tsubasa)>
Akane... I think you're over-reacting...
Who needs P-Chan anyway?
<Ryouga appears beside Ranma from the sky...>
I heard that, Ranma! P-Chan is in importaint part of some people's lives!
He is also Akane's dear pet, and shouldn't be taken for granted....
<Ranma looks at Ryouga blankly and says..>
Hmm... A little sunburned there, Ryouga? It's November, you know....
Uhm.....
<Ranma grins for a moment before a mallet crushes him...>
RANMA NO BAKA!
<Ryouga finishes up what Akane started while Akane takes care of an
advancing Sailor Mars....>
Now where is Foxx?
<Camera drops into the Kunou family residence...>
Bravo! I am quite glad you could make it.....
Thank you, Mr. Kunou-sama....
Please son, call me "Dad"
<Bravo's eyes glaze over...>
You're much more civilized than that Foxx person...
<Bravo's eye-glaze vanishes in a sudden flame.... singeing his eyebrows...>
Thank you, Kunou-sempai.... (Grumble..)
<Tatewaki smiles at Bravo..>
<Kodachi walks into the room, carrying a tray of food....>
Dinner is served...
*Half an hour later....*
<Bravo and Kodachi are walking hand in hand through the park toward the
field...>
Kodachi.... Before we go any further, I must tell you something...
W-what is it, Bravo? Is there another woman?
NO! NO! Nothing like that....
Then what is it?
<Bravo is sweating visibly...>
I'm not... just... Bravo... you know?
What?
Ok... Here's the story...
<Flashback.... An eager Foxx runs into a grocery store holding a piece of
paper..>
Hmm.... Chives..... Milk.... 2 kg of ground beef..... rotini..... soy sau..
AIEE!
<Foxx trips over a "Sailor Moon Magna" display...>
<Cursing the large cardboard Tuxedo Mask, he skidded into the "Oriental
Foods" aisle....>
OW! <Klunk> OUCH!
<Foxx opens his eyes to see a bottle of soy sauce rolling off of his head..>
<Picking himself off of the floor, he scoops up the list and the bottle...>
Juhjenk....Jyenk.....Jooje...... "Imported soy-sauce.." <He reads...>
Made from the water of the J..(Some unprenouncible) springs.
Looks as good as any...
<Later that night...>
Mmm.... Crushed potato chips.... Rice... Rotini... Chives....
All topped with soy sauce and a glass of milk to wash it down...
(Hey! You gotta get something partially healthy in there!)
<Foxx starts to scoop the mixture onto a spoon...>
<It's slowly lifted to his mouth...>
<Then he drops it....>
Nah.... Not a spoon... A fork...
<Foxx scoops the mixture...>
<Move to his mouth..>
<Dropped!>
NAH! This isn't that commercial....
Chopsticks!
<Foxx scoops, again..>
<Starts to lift...>
<Dropped....>
<Cycle goes again... and again.. and again...>
<Foxx growls at the fact that he is none too co-ordinated....>
<He slams the bowl...>
AIEEEE!
<Flashback to the present...>
.....and thats what I really am!
<Kodachi stops... lets go of his hand... and then lowers her head...>
<Bravo gulps...>
HAHAHAHA! You tell the funniest stories!
Ooohh... Even to think that those fictional springs exist!
<Kodachi hugs Bravo tightly...>
I love you!
<They walk to the field...>
<Bravo thinks...>
"Oh well... When she finds out that toothpaste reverses the effect, she'll
be glad I told her... But mad at herself that she was too ignorant..."
<It's dark all around...>
<Ukyou and Doomsday pass Bravo and Kodachi holding hands also with only a
simple "Hey..">
<Stranger is in the middle of the field, fighting with Jimi (No, not
Hendrix, but a guy who bases his handle on him...) who has decided to claim
Stranger's Ki skill as his own...>
<Kokanee and Venus are too busy taking a moonlit stroll to notice the
happiness in the air...>
<Merlin is still passed out...>
<Akane has gotten tired looking for Foxx/Bravo, so she went home, Ranma and
Ryouga following....>
<Bravo directs everyone to the Nekohaken...>
<To Kodachi, he says...>
There! All the spectators are gone.... There was no confrontation between
Akane and Shampoo and Ranma thanks to Nabiki...
Your tux hasn't gotten a stain either.....
Yeah! I guess so.....
All the loose ends are tied up..
<Camera goes from close-up of Kodachi and Bravo!>
<It pans to the other couples....>
<Back, back, back as the others head into the city... They fade into the
lights as we see a moving lump...>
HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME!
BRAVO? MERLIN? SAILOR MOON?
.... -Anyone-?
<Yes, Tuxedo Mask is still hanging from the goalpost, Merlin is still out,
and the Sailor Scouts are spread across the field... also out...>
<Fade out on overhead of city as credits start to play...>
*Special thanxx to Rumiko Takahashi...*
*And all the people who called when I was writing this... This includes..*
Stranger, who reminded me somehow of getting something offa the net for
Doomsday, who is always making fun of
Kokanee.
Jimi who called and I hope he enjoys the little present I left him on his BBS..
Spudman who will appear in any sequel along with
Highlander.....
Goodnight everyone...
*Jimiz Geetar! (604) 890-0203*
Sorry folks.... Didn't mean to make it so long...
It's kinda like a fanfic now, not like a letter for a mailing list as I
originally intended it to be....
Oh well....
E-Mail Foxx at
foxx@mail.comox.island.net
if you wanna see more adventures of Bravo stumbling into other animes....
Request an anime too! I'm not that original!
-Foxx '95