On Wed, 8 Nov 1995 Windlily@aol.com wrote:

Well, let's see, I just discovered this nice patch of young bamboo beside the
pond outside my house. We could stake him out. Young bamboo is very sharp and
grows at about 4 inches a day. Whatcha' think?

Sounds very tortuous... Great idea! And we can pour honey all over him 
and invite the fireants. *evil grin*

And I have a recipe for gopher stew. Gotta' get rid of the body somehow, you
know. Though I've never had BBQ gopher. Hummm...choices, choices.

I've got a recipe for roast gopher.  Let's compare recipes sometime and 
we can have a gopher feast when he's caught. ;)

Saf