Ahhh. . . what the heck!

On Wed, 8 Nov 1995 beaubienrd@mala.bc.ca wrote:

The Main Event - Triangle Matches 

Female - Nuku-Nuku vs Ranma-chan vs A-ko

	Saotome either makes immediate use of her family's 'secret technique' 
or gets reduced to a bloody smear ;)  Then it becomes a contest between 
the child of Thymescria and Krypton vs the best cutting edge military 
gear Earth has to offer.
	The Winner: A-ko (she's a bit brighter than Nuku-Nuku)
	The Loser: the Tokyo metropolian area

Male - Ranma-kun vs Bean Bandit vs Ryu (SF2 , yes I know this isn't anime , 
but hey wouldn't you like to see him and Ranma fight).

	By far the shortest fight yet ends when Bean blows away both 
karate boys as soon as they show up :)

The titanic Commercial Miltary Corpeartion Clash 

Mishira Heavy Industries vs Datkouji Fiancial Group

with B-ko vs Arisa 

	B-ko in a heartbeat (superior gear)

The unbelivable weapons battle 

    Rally Vincent vs Mousse

	Rally get's a good look at the bespectacled studmuffin, clips his
skull just enough to KO him with her first shot, and uses his own chains
to tie him up and drag him home. 

The Titanic Group Battle's
 
   Knight Saber's vs Sailor Senshi

	Let me see. . . "Moon Tiara Ac-" <sound of trisected Usagi falling 
to pavement courtesy of Linna>. . . looks like a clear win for the Senshi 
to me guys <sarcastic smirk>

   Orginal Dirty Pair vs Adam Warren's Dirty pair vs Dirty Pair flash

	The first two teams jump DPF and torture them horribly for 
several days. . . then the real fight begins.
	Winner: Warren's 'Pair (better equipment/enhancements and _far_ 
more homocidal :)

The Fanfic charcter's battle 
   
   Skyknight vs Twister 

	Um. . . isn't SkyKnight supposed to be, y'know, _MORTAL_! 

And Finally , the duo cooking battle ....

    Kasumi vs Belldandy (all winner's of previous fight's get to judge this)

	But how could that be done without risking making the loser feel 
sad :(...

    C-ko vs Akane vs Lum ( all loser's get to judge this) 

	FATALITY!

HTG (Still waiting for B-ko vs Iron Man :)