Ranma 1/2 Be Carefull What you wish for Part 2

Written By Richard Beaubien

What has gone before.....

    Ranma used a magical broach to wish he never been 
cursed with a girls body . Good news , he 
isn't cursed anymore . Bad news , he's a weakling  .
 After he was thourghly trashed by kuno , he asked to be
 trained by Ran-ko (don't you think I could of came up 
with a better name tahn this ?) , the new heir to 
the Saotome School of Martial arts . Now after a few
 problems with the new's server , and just general 
apathy by the Fan-fic writer , we finally get to read
 Part of Ranma 1/2 Be carefull what you wish for 
*groan*.....

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    Normalcy and Nermia do not mix . Many a scientfic 
experiment prove this fact . For example , do you know 
that the acceleration of gravity is equal to 3.2 meter's per
 second squared . This and other great event's in Nermia 
science have been collected in one publication , Nermia 
Science for fun and Profit (copywrite Nabiki publications)
 . It is a truly wonderfull inspection of physics and the
 improable event's that happen around Nermia , and can
 lead into wonderfull insight's about the nature of Nermia .
 Ran-ko was very well read on such event's , and often used 
them to logically explain life in Nermia . 

    For example , she used the therom that Normalcy and 
Nermia do not mix ( shown by the equation N<> Nermia Rt , 
BTW this equation alway's get's the answer 42 ) to explain why
 she was losing badly to her brother . Normally ( to her anyway) 
her brother was a pathetic weakling (nice but pathetic) . However
 to us he is the unbeatable , super human martial artist known 
as *RANMA SAOTOME* (echoes throughout Nermia) .
    
       "You hear Something Ranma"

        "Nope ," Ranma responded .

    Ran-ko sighed and got back to fighting her brother . Well
 not fighting really , more of a sparring match . Hell , who 
am I kidding , it was pretty one sided in favour of Ranma .
 Ran-ko wondered where he got this new found skill . He
 was using moves that probably would have absurd names
 , like tenshin amgruiken or some other martial art's sterotype .

    "Enough , Enough Already ," Ran-ko said as she 
almost passed out on the floor . 

    "All Right!! Back up to normal skill and didn't break a
 sweat!!Man am I great ," Ranma said in loud , confident voice . 

      "Great , now he's Mr Modest ," Ran-ko said to herself . 

    "Man , I can't wait to show Kuno who's boss now...."

      Ran-ko percked up when Ranma said this . It seems that 
the one thing that had been driving her brother to train over 
the past few day's was Kuno and Akane Tendo . She sighed ,
 who was this Akane Tendo ? It certainily seemed that she 
was the reason why Ranma was acting so strange lately . 
Curiosity finally got the better of her , and she asked 
"Who is Akane Tendo ?"

      But the question was ignored . It seemed like Ranma
 was having a very intresting conversation with a straw 
dummy . Ran-ko was rather ticked at this as rather
 huge bead of sweat appered on her forehead . 

       "Ranma ...."
       "Your built like a brick , your thighs are too thick ,"
       "Ran-chan ,"
        "No , I'm not a hentai , you uncute tomboy ,"
        "Yo Ranma , what's up?"
         "Ranma no baka!"
    
  "rrrr.. Why don't you listen to me you Idiot!!!" Ran-ko 
yelled as she reached into the dimension that all Rumic
 charcters can reach in to , materlizing the now famous 
mallet and introducing it to Ranma's head . Ranma ,
 however , did not understand the meaning of the 
impromptu greeting respondign with "Akane !!
Akane I'm coming!!" and leaving in a burst of speed
 that would make the flash proud .

     Ran-ko just face faulted , and came to another well
 known conclusion in Nermia science , that people are 
just plain wierd sometimes . Ran-ko quickly came to the 
conclusion "It must be his father's gene's ," and walked 
away , failing to notice Genma's watchfull eye . 

     "So he's been training...."

*****

     Akane was leaving her bath when she saw the figure 
leaning into her window . Akane did what was a usual 
reaction for he she ..

                   "Who are you?"

    Ranma frowned . That's not how Akane would react ,
 normally she would hit him into the next time zone .  
Ranma just looked on , with a sad look on his face . 
He actually missed that uncute tomboy . 

    Akane just looked at this intruder , and asked "Who
 are you , are you the guy who challenged Kuno-chan?"

     Ranma replied "Yes , I'm that guy ."
    "Well , what's your name ?"
     "Don't you remember who I'am , I'm Ranma!!"

    Akane pondered Ranma statement for awhile and 
finally replied with " I remember , you're ... you're ..
The computer term for Read only Memory!!"

    Ranma's facefaulted , "That's ROM!!!"

   Akane replied meakly "Well whoever you are , 
you better go away . You can't win my heart ."

   "Who say's I'm here to win your heart ."

    "Everyone that comes here try's to win my heart . 
But I've been engaged to Kuno ever since my father's 
frined broke of an arrainged marriage . Therefore to
 bring honor to my family I must give my heart to Kuno .
" Akane could barely hold back her tears while saying 
that last statement . Ranma immeditly understood the 
implication of the last statement . He knew that 
was not the Akane he knew , not the 
uncute tomboy that he , well sort of , liked . 
This was a shell of the Akane he knew . 

       "Who are you ?" A mysterious voice asked . 
Ranma turned around to see a very large and Angry face . 

         "Uh-oh, I can explain!!!"

      "You henati!!Leave my daughter alone!!!"

       Ranma tried to react , but couldn't . It seem's he
 was once again enjoying his usual orbit around Nermia . 
This time he landed in a mess of trash can's in an 
alleyway . he came to , only to see a man in a
rabbit suit standing over top of him asking
 "Have you seen a Key around here?"

     "No."
     "Well than , sorry to bother you . 
Shinobu-san , wait up please!!"

****

      "Your a disgarce , a dishonor to the family!!" Genma
 lectured in a very angry voice . "You refused to learn 
Saotome martial art's , but you go out and learn some 
wierd school of martial art's!!You have disgraced me , 
our family , and your mother . You are no longer a 
Saotome!! Leave here tommorow and never return!!"

       Ranma leaned on his bed and groned . He lost 
Akane and now he lost his family (although he 
could live without Genma..). He looked at the broach , 
and immeditly he knew he could change everything 
back to normal . He looked at the broach and immeditly 
knew he had to do it , no matter how much he hated it . 
He had to wish that he was a girl again , to put 
everything back to normal .

****

     Ranma-chan woke up with a strange feeling that
 she should have remebered something . She shrugged 
that feeling off though , because she had to get ready
 for tonight . Afterall she did have a big date with
 Ryouga , if she could find him .....

End of Part 2

We see the credits fade away , and we are left with a 
screen that has a tiny little button that say's start . 
We sit there for an enternity , waiting for the supposed
 new thing in computer operating system's to load up .
 Finally we enter the Window's 95 enviroment.

SD Nabiki : Man that was slow . I can't belirvr 
Gates marketed this!!

SD Kasumi : Quite , we have a job to do Nabiki!!

SD Nabiki : I mean , it's so slow , and has no upgrades 
and it has so many bugs.....Ah!!Hello!! Welocme to 
Nermia Science for Fun and Profit!! I'm Nabiki Tendo . 

SD Kasumi : And I'm Kasumi Tendo . Today we are
 going to learn about Aternatie realites and travel between them . 

SD Nabiki : I don't know , sound's like the fanfic 
author is trying to explain his plot device . 

SD Kasumi : Nabiki , Interdimensional science is
 a very important field in modern Science . 

SD Nabiki : Onnechan dosen't it sound like the 
author is trying to explain why Ranma-chan lost her memory . 

SD Tofu : Nabiki-san , Kasumi-san!! 
Interdimensional science is a very important field !!

SD Kasumi & Nabiki : Hai!! Tofu-sensei!!!

SD Tofu : Work and Study hard and you can
 succed!!! Remember , Aim for the Top!!

SD Kasumi & Nabiki : HAI!!!!

SD Nabiki : Well that's it for Nermia science this week .

SD Kasumi : Tune in next week when we analyize
 the chemical reaction's in Akane's cooking . 

SD Kasumi & Nabiki : Untill then , JA NE!!

      We focus in on 3 super deformed figures waving 
at us . They are waiting for a Win 95 application to start , 
but instead tehy get a system failure application . 
We fade to balck as 3 large bead's of sweat appear on there
 forehead's .

******

Notes 
 SD = Super Deformed 
The real acceleration of gravity is 9.81 meter's per second squared 


Any comment's , Flames , are alway's welcome . 
In fact mail me anyway , I like to know if people 
are reading my Fan-fic .

email : beaubienrd@mala.bc.ca

Ja ne!!

Richard Beaubien