On Mon, 6 Nov 1995, AlberCrombie wrote:

Actually - she can't help it - cute is the eye of the beholder. She sounds
cute, so I think she is cute - but that's how the InterNet works.  cool,
huh.

This is is going to get me killed.  :)

Darned right it's going to get you killed!

Uh-oh.

I hereby proclaim an open season on AlberCrombie.  You can bring him in 
in any condition as long as he's alive.  _I_ want to be the one to kill 
him!  Reward negotiable.

Awww....she *DOES* care!  ;]

*Various bounty hunters perk up their ears and start packing their 
weapons for an AlberCrombie hunt*

HEY!HEY!HEY!  You in the back - put down the chicken.  If I'm going to be
hunted, I would prefer it to be done with modern weapons.  Thank you.

You're in for it now, AlberCrombie! <evil laughter resounds across the net>

god, the things I do to get a date......

Saf
"Hmm...choices, choices. boiling in oil? drawn and quartered? flayed to 
death? shark bait?...."

Death by chocolate cheese cake is always fun.  Friend of mine in Iowa swears
up and down that one of these days she'll make me a choc. cheese cake with
cyanide.  hey, I'll die happy!

BTW - just how much is that reward?!

AlberCrombie - GIH
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