Here, someone asked me to do this. I did it in an hour so its
probably more amusing to watch me run around in my underwear.
Ranma 1/2 Halloween Fan-Fic
"Halloween? What's that?" Ranma put down the card.
"It's some American celebration based on ghosts and
stuff. People wear costumes and have parties and eat lots
of candy." Akane reread the card they received from Kuno.
Ranma's eyes widened at the mention of candy. "A lot
of candy?"
"Supposedly. Kids go about collecting candy from
different houses. I wonder why the Kuno residence is giving
a Halloween party?"
"Does it matter? He's going to give out food and
candy, right? And all we have to do is dress up!!"
Akane sighed. "Is that all you ever think about?
Well, we have to make costumes by tonight. It should be
fun, I heard Kuno invited everybody!"
P-chan oinked from Akane's arms.
Ranma frowned and looked at Ryouga, "No you don't,"
said Ranma, poking P-chan in the nose.
P-chan took a bite.
"What do you mean by that, Ranma?"
"Oh, nothing."
"Sister, your plan is devious, as usual."
"HOhohoHOHOhoho," Kodachi looked up from her cooking
then placed the cake in the oven. "At last, brother, we can
achieve both our goals at the same time. The invitation to
the Tendo's residence should insure both our loves to
arrive."
"But, sister, did you have to invite everyone?"
"Of course, brother, then it wouldn't look legit."
"Halloween?" Shampoo looked up from the ramen.
Mousse held out the card he had just taken out from the
envelope. "It's a party being held at the Kuno residence."
"Shampoo no go to drug party." (Halloween sounds a lot
like Heroin in Mandarin)
"No, Shampoo. Halloween. Halloween. It is an
American Party. She mei go ren de wu tang. We have to
dress up."
"Oh, Shampoo love to go!!"
The hours pass as everyone excitedly awaits the hour to
arrive. The Kuno residence is a giant mansion done in
traditional style. The amount of money that the Kuno's are
rumored to own insures that the party would be done in grand
style.
"Hello. Hello. Hello." Kodachi bowed each time as
the guests arrived and instructed the people where to go to
sit. Kodachi was dressed all in black like a kuroko in
Kabuto and had the veil down in front of her face. She
frowned under the veil as Tendo Akane arrived.
"Did you have to choose such a disgusting outfit?"
Akane frowned at Ranma-chan.
"What? Don't you think I look cute?" Ranma-chan was
dressed in the black bunny outfit which she had used from
time to time. "Besides, I didn't have anything else."
"Pervert," said Akane under her breathe. Akane was
dressed in a suit, wearing men shoes, a top hat, had painted
a mustache on, and carried a cane. Ranma had already
suffered the consequence of making fun of her costume.
Ranma-chan rubbed her bruise.
"Well, I think it's cute," said Nabiki, she had on an
American suit from the 1800's and was wearing a white wig
and also was carrying a fake axe that squeeked each time you
hit something with it.
"Hello," said Kodachi, none to pleasantly. "How can
brother stand the sight of this disgusting girl," she
thought.
"Hello, Kodachi," they answered recognizing her voice.
"Where is Ranma-sama?"
"Oh, he couldn't make it," said Ranma-chan.
"Why that..." Kodachi fumed to herself zapping evil
glances toward the evil pig-tailed girl, then appeared to
calm down and said, "Oh, too bad. The main room is down the
hall."
"Come on, lets see the party!!" Nabiki tapped Ranma on
the shoulder. Squeek-Squeek!!
Kodachi got out of the way as panda pushed his way
through.
"Is this the Kuno residence?" Ryouga was dressed as a
demon.
"AAAHHHHH!!!!" The woman slammed the door.
"Brother!! Brother!!" Kodachi ran into the room
crying. "Ranma-sama didn't come!!" She began to pound on
Kuno's arm, hard.
"Sister, sister!! Stop would you!!" Kuno was pinning
up his hair like the old samurai's used to and instead poked
himself in the head. "STOP IT!!"
Kodachi wacked her brother with a hammer. "Don't yell
at your younger sister like that!! Especially when she's
suffering." Kodachi continued to pound on her unconscious
brother's arm. "My plan has failed!! My plan has failed,
so early!!"
Kuno woke up. "Hmph. Has the pig-tailed girl
arrived?"
"Ooh...that evil girl. She probably has him all locked
up somewhere. See."
They both turned toward a set of monitors. Each
monitor showed a different area of the party. One monitor
Kuno already had his head glued to.
"Oh, the PIG-TAILED GIRL!!" Kuno spazzed for a moment
as he zoomed the camera in on Ranma-chan. Slightly
recovering and holding in his insane laughter, Kuno reached
for a set of buttons in front of the monitors. "Gotcha!!"
he yelled and pushed the wrong button.
"Nabiki?" Akane turned around. "That's funny, she was
right her a second ago."
"Damn!! Damn!!" Kuno fumed. "Argh, guess I should go
down and free Tendo Nabiki." Kuno left the room and left
Kodachi to her crying.
"Ranma!! Ranma!!" Shampoo was dressed in a wedding
dress and pounced on Ranma-chan.
"Shampoo!! Calm down," said Ranma-chan blushing as
their chests collided.
"Husband to be like dress?" asked Shampoo.
Mousse sighed then walked up to the two as Akane began
to slam Ranma with a hammer. Mousse had on a magician's
outfit, coat tails, cane, and top hat. Mousse and Akane
stared at each other.
Both popped flowers out of their hands and gave it to
each other with a smile.
The party room was large and decorated with black and
orange. Seats and tables were arranged everywhere as was a
large table in the back, filled with food. Everywhere,
people from Furinkan high school and other places, danced
and talked, and other party stuff.
"Is this the Kuno residence?"
"AAAAHHHH!!!" SLAM!!
"Where am I?" Nabiki had landed on a large pink bed
shaped like a heart. She looked around her. She was in a
large room with soft corners painted in white. Pink
draperies hung over the bed, as they did elsewhere around
the room.
"I'm sorry," said Kuno entering through a door in front
of Nabiki. "I had not meant to take you."
"Kuno-chan. What's the meaning of this?"
"Just an accident. If you would follow me, I'll take
you back to the party."
Nabiki got off the bed, "Whose room is this, anyway?"
"Oh...the pig-tailed girl."
Nabiki held in a laugh as she followed Kuno outside
then said, "Oh, Kuno. We didn't see you at the party.
What's going on?"
"I was going to arrive fashionably late, as expected."
"Kuno, this is your party."
"So?"
"The host is expected to be there."
"So?"
"Forget it, Kuno-chan. Just lead the way."
The party was in full swing as they arrived. The
Kuno's had hired a nice band to play various songs. Several
couples were dancing.
"So, how are things at the Tendo dojo?" Mousse glanced
over at the back table where Shampoo was feeding Ranma-chan.
"Oh, they're ok." Akane glanced back too.
Seeing that Ranma was busy, Akane had asked Mousse to
dance. Neither having any real feelings toward each other,
saw the humor in them both dancing. Neither felt awkward at
all.
Mousse sighed again. "I was hoping that Shampoo would
like to dance with me."
"Yeah," said Akane glancing back at the table as they
both circled around, "I know what you mean."
"That girl...is going to die today," whispered Kodachi
to herself from the ceiling, her kuroko costume easily
hiding her in the shadows, "HOHOHOoops!!" Kodachi held her
mouth and looked below her hoping no one noticed.
"Is this the Kuno residence?"
"AAAHHHH!!!" SLAM!!!
Shampoo had been surprised at the way Ranma was
dressed, but Shampoo didn't care. She was going to get
Ranma anyway she could. "Here, Ranma." Shampoo held out
the cup of punch.
Ranma took it and drank it in one gulp, not taking her
eyes off Akane and Mousse.
Shampoo smiled then said to herself, "Great-grandmother
gave me secret Bai-Jiu (Chinese white lightning) that so
sweet yet very potent. Great-grandma say for Shampoo to use
old get drunk method." She had poured in the whole bottle
into the punch bowl. Shampoo handed Ranma another one.
"OK, girl," said Ukyou to herself, "this costume ball
is the perfect opportunity to grab Ranma." Ukyou too was
dressed in a sexy bunny outfit and had blushed the whole way
there. The outfit left almost nothing to the imagination
and Ukyou was definitely not used to that. She could feel
her breasts bounce almost freely compared to the way she
usually had them bound. "But lets see Ranma's eyes after he
sees this!!"
Ukyou walked through the open door and followed the
signs with pictures of grinning pumpkins to the party doors.
"Ranchan!?"
Ranma looked up from watching Akane dance and her eyes
almost bulged. "Utchan!?"
They both burst out laughing.
Shampoo fumed holding a piece of cake.
"Oh, well," said Ukyou to herself, then out loud to
Ranma, "C'mon, Ranchan, let's dance!!" At that, she grabbed
Ranma's hand and dragged her to the dance floor, pushing
pleasantly surprised Furinkan boys out of their way.
Ranma blushed, unsure what to do. Ranma never danced
before, plus her stomach began to feel a little wheezy, but
for some reason, she wanted to. As the seconds passed and
everyone around her spun and moved, and Ukyou kept grabbing
her hands and moving them, the feeling grew and grew and
Ranma began to dance, moving her hips slightly to the left
over and over, then to the right, and slowly began to raise
her arms, as did Ukyou. Ranma had no idea that her face was
red as Christmas.
Pretty soon, the both of them were dancing furiously,
Ukyou laughing along with Ranma, who kept closing her eyes.
A space cleared for the two as everyone else watched.
Akane took off her hat, she was burning it. Mousse had
noticed that Shampoo was alone and excused himself. She
watched the two dance and attract everyone's attention. She
was angry that Ranma was again with someone else, but at the
same time, she felt a desire to join in.
"AKANE!!" Akane saw Kuno just in time and tripped him.
"Hey, Akane," Nabiki walked up and tapped her slightly
on the head with the axe. Squeek. "Wow, watch them go!"
Akane turned back to the two dancing. "He really is
sick, isn't he!? Look at how he is dancing!!"
"Wow, sexy, no?"
Akane blushed. "Oneechan!!"
"Akane, why don't you join in, c'mon, I'll give you 500
yen."
"Oneechan!"
"Are you chicken?"
"Is this the Kuno residence?"
No one answered. Ryouga heard lots of laughing and
loud music. "Did I make it?"
Akane tapped the two boys on the shoulder, the hat was
back in her hand and she had pocketed the 500 yen. The boys
stepped aside and tapped the others next to them. Soon, a
way opened up to the cleared circle and Akane smoothly
walked through. At the circle, she tapped her cane on the
floor and bowed. Everyone cheered. Then Akane tossed her
hat over the crowd toward Nabiki, who caught it, and joined
the two girls dressed in the bunny outfits, who laughed and
began to dance around her as Akane began to strut to the
center. The two laughed again and were on opposite sides of
Akane, who held her cane in front of her and was looking
nonchalantly away, and the two slid their bodies down and up
Akane's. Akane appeared to notice them, tossed her cane
toward Nabiki, and began to dance.
Ryouga pushed his way into the crowd and nearly lost it
as he saw Akane dance almost erotically with Ranma-chan and
Ukyou. Ryouga just stood there.
"Shampoo," Mousse stood next to Shampoo, "please, have
a drink."
Shampoo ignored him and watched the three dancing in
the center.
"Shampoo?"
"Fine," Shampoo grabbed the cup and gulped it all down
and returned her gaze back to the dancefloor.
Panda saw the punch bowl after stuffing its tummy with
half the table. It stuck its big mug in the bowl and began
to gulp it down.
"Hey, make space," Mousse filled another cup and
returned to Shampoo's side.
The panda looked over, burped, then stuck its mouth
back in the punch bowl and began to drain the entire thing.
Shampoo grabbed the cup and drained it and tossed it at
Mousse's head. "Stupid Mousse," she said and lost her
balance.
Mousse caught her. "Shampoo!! You okay!?"
"Oh, Shampoo fine," Shampoo burped and laughed at
Mousse, who was holding her closely. She never realized how
handsome he looked.
"Shampoo?" Mousse didn't recognize that look in
Shampoo's eyes. He was familiar with the uncaring look, and
easily recognized the deadly "I'm going to kill you" look,
but this one was unfamiliar. He sniffed. "Liquior," he
said as Shampoo all of the sudden hugged him. Mousse began
to cry.
"Oh, Mousse so nice looking today, why Shampoo no
notice before!?" Shampoo rubbed her body on top of Mousse
who had totally lost it.
This was it!! The stupid girl had left herself wide
open!! Kodachi locked the last piece of the rocket launcher
in place. "Die, Pig-Tailed Girl!!" Kodachi pushed the
trigger.
"PIG-TAILED GIRL!!" Kuno grabbed Ranma-chan, who
drunkenly hung in his arms.
"Hey!!" Both Akane and Ukyou were pissed.
"DOOOOHHHH!!!" Kuno's back blew up!!
"Oh, BROTHER!! DEAR BROTHER!! I'M SORRY!!" Kodachi
launched another rocket then another one.
"AAAHHHH!!!" Ukyou and Akane pried Ranma from Kuno's
unconscious grip and ran, as did everyone else in the room.
Panda snored in the bowl.
The explosion woke up Mousse and he put his glasses
back on in time to see the rocket head towards the both of
them. "AAAHHHH!!!" Mousse threw Shampoo in the air as he
got hit with a rocket.
"HOHOHOhohoHOHOHOhohoHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOO!!!" Kodachi
flipped to the other side of the ceiling, uncaring where she
shot the next rocket.
The party was over.
"Goodnight, girls," Nabiki went up to her room.
"Night, Oneechan," Akane waved.
"Night, Nabiki," said Ukyou.
"Haha, we had fun tonight," Ukyou held Ranma-chan's
head in her lap, as she drooled on the floor,
"funfunfunfun." Ranma fell asleep.
Ukyou laughed as did Akane.
"Is this the Tendo residence?"
"AAAAHHHH!!!!" SLAM!!!
"Mousse, you OK. Shampoo feel dizzy."
"Brother? Brother?"
"Snooooorrrreee!"
END.
RR [Geen at Large]