Hiya! Yes, the not-so-long dreaded fanfic by me. I know
half of you out there are ready to throw their computers you're
so frustrated with the amount of ranma fanfics out there. Sorry,
but if I tried to write about any other anime, it'd come out
even worse.
	This is written by the mind of a 13-year old (me! ;)),
so it might seem what I'd call 'young' to you. I don't know
why, but I like this, and I'll continue writting it even if
you don't want me to post it anymore. This is my first fan-fic,
so be sweet and don't flame me!


Chapter 1


[Morning, the Tendo Dojo]
 
Akane: (Thrusting a lunch box to Nabiki) Here, oneechan!
Nabiki: Akane! (Looking at the lunch box) You didn't, uh, cook this, did you? (Akane nods happily)
Akane: Enjoy! (Drops it into Nabiki's hands, and runs off, another lunch box in her arms) Ranma!
Nabiki: (Looking at it carefully) How could I use this to my advantage...? (Some yells are heard from the hallway, obviously Ranma is objecting to Akane's hard work)
Akane: I woke up extra early to make this! You can't say no!
Ranma: Do you hate me so much that you're trying to kill me?!
Akane: BAKA! (A smashing sound is heard, and she stomps back into the porch. Her hands are empty except for a backpack) C'mon, oneechan, let's not wait for Ranma. (Nabiki goes along, seeing it's better not to bother Akane right now)
        (Cut to hallway, where Ranma is lying on the ground, his hands in 'hurt' sign, leg twitching and the shattered remains of his lunch made by Akane lunch around him)
 
[Akane and Nabiki walking to school]
 
Akane: (Thought) Baka baka baka baka baka baka ba-
Nabiki: What, mad at Ranma again?
Akane: (Brisquly) Of course I am!
Nabiki: What did he do this time?
Akane: You heard us; he refused to eat the lunch I worked hard at making!
Nabiki: I thought you'd look happy.
Akane: Why's that?
Nabiki: To quote Kuno, 'Happiness lies solely in cooking for the man she loves'. 
Akane: What are you trying to say?
Nabiki: Why, that you're happy when you're cooking for Ranma.
Akane: AM NOT! And I don't cook only for Ranma! I cook for you, and Kasumi, and dad, and Ryoga-
Nabiki: So you love Ryoga then?
Akane: Of course I don't love him! 
Voice: Nihao! (A bicycle ridden by Shampoo appears out of nowhere, She looks around, confused) Where Ranma?
Akane: He, uh, went to Kuno's mansion.
Shampoo: Really? Why he go?
Akane: (Bored) He's going to marry Kodachi.
Shampoo: AIYAA!! Shampoo go stop wedding! (Pedals off screen, swishing some leaves around the two Tendo sisters)
Nabiki: *cough* *cough* You're not a good mood today, are you?
Akane: Not at all.
 
[Midday, Lunch at school]
 
Nabiki: Oh, Kuno-baby...
Kuno: And for what do you seek me out today, Nabiki Tendo?
Nabiki: Kuno, I've got the best deal for you.
Kuno: I am not interested.
Nabiki: Oh, I guess then you don't want me to give this lunch that Akane wanted to give to you.
Kuno: Lunch? For me? Made by the hands of the beauteous Tendo Akane?
Nabiki: Yeah, but she was too shy to give it herself, so she asked me to give it to you instead.
Kuno: Ah, how long have I awaited this day when Akane would realize her love for the great Kuno Tatewaki! The joy is almost too grand to bear!
Nabiki: (Giving his the lunch box) Here. Enjoy. (Kuno takes it, and starts eating joyfully)
Girl: What? You didn't ask him to pay for it?
Nabiki: Believe me, this may be one of my better ideas. I'll get paid soon enough. (Akane walks into classroom) Akane? What are you doing here?
Akane: I've come to see how you're (Looks over at Kuno, her voice slowly dropping) liking my lunch.... (Looks a little longer) Nabiki, what's Kuno doing with my lunch?
Nabiki: Well,-
Kuno: (Clutching at stomach) Tendo Akane, can it be that you have come to relish in my presence? I must be truly blessed today! (Turns a little green) If you would excuse me for a minute. (To Nabiki) I do not want to ask you for this, but are you carryin
g any stomach antacid? It appears one of my sister's poisons is only taking affect no- (Akane hits him with a desk)
Akane: You _sold_  my lunch to Kuno? It was for you, not that idiot! (Really upset now) Why doesn't ANYBODY appreciate the hard work I put into making your lunches!
Kuno: (Awake now) Tendo Akane, I thank you for- (Akane steps on his face, leaving a footprint mark)
Ranma: Because you can't cook. 
Akane: (Boots him) Don't sneak up on me!
Ranma: (Flipping midair) It's true, though. Until you learn how to cook, no one's ever going to want to eat it.
Akane: How will you know how good it is until you try it!
Ranma: (Pointing to Kuno) He look too healthy to you?
Akane: Why you- (Takes a desk and _REALLY_ smashed him) If you hate my lunches so much, why don't you just leave me alone! (Throws a beat-up Ranma out the window, and stomps out the room again)
Ranma: (Bruised and dented. The bell rings, signing the end of lunch)) Yay. (Hears an eeery laughter) Huh?
Kodachi: Ranma-sama, I'm so happy! I'd love to marry you!
Ranma: What are you talking about?!
Kodachi: Why, I heard it from one of my nemesis today that you are going to my mansion to be wed me!
Ranma: I'm doing no such thing!
Voice: _WHAT_ is this?
Ranma: (Thought) Not Akane, please not Akane... (Turns around to see Ukyou) Uh oh.
Ukyou: Ranma, how can you go off and marry Kodachi? Don't you love _me_?
Kodachi: Ranma-sama is all mine! (Grabs one of his arms)
Ukyou: (Narrowing eyes) Let go of him, Kodachi.
Voice: No take husband!
Ranma: (Thought) Please don't it be Akane or Shampoo. (Another person takes his other arm. It's Shampoo) 
Shampoo: Evil girl no marry Ranma. Already married to Shampoo!
Kodachi: Don't use your amazon laws on me girl! He wants to marry me!
Ranma: Could you two, uh, let go of me?
Shampoo and Kodachi: No!
Ukyou: (Seeing things are getting out of hand) C'mon you two, you're not going to get anywhere by pulling Ranma apart. (They continue arguing) All right, you asked for this! (Takes out her spatula and hits Shampoo, then Kodachi, who were too busy fightin
g to notice)
Ranma: Er, thanks Ucchan.
Ukyou: (Helping him up) So what was this about you marrying Kodachi?
Ranma: (Irritated) Marrying Kodachi is- (Akane walks out of the school, weraing her gym uniform) Akane, it's not what you think! 
Akane: Marrying Kodachi, huh? (Picks up Shampoo's bonbori) Well, don't let ME get in your way to happiness! (Bashes Ranma's head, hmphs, and stomps back to where her friends are)
 
[The scene fades with Ukyou shaking her head while picking up Ranma]
 
[After school, shopping district]
 
Akane: (Thought) Ranma, you jerk! I'll cook something so good that not even you could say a bad thing about it! (Squeezes the grocery bag she's holding, and we hear metal being squeezed)
Kasumi: (Also holding a grocery bag) Akane, please don't hold the bags so tightly, you might crush the cans again.
Akane: ... 
Kasumi: Oh my, isn't that Ranma by the fountain? (Looks to a person sitting on the edge of a fountain)
Akane: That guy? I don't think s- wait a minute, it is him. (He's wearing a purple Chinese shirt, instead of the red one he had that morning. His braid is not supporting itself in mid-air as it usually is, it's hanging down like any normal braid would. A
lmost as if he was depressed. His head can barely be seen, it's hanging down so low)
Kasumi: (Waving) Ranma, will you help us carry these groceries? 
Ranma: .... (No response; as if he hadn't heard her)
Kasumi: Ranma?
Akane: Hey, you lame-brain, my sister's asking you to come help us carry these bags! (Ranma's shoulders seemed to tense at the sound of Akane's voice. Slowly, he turns to look at their direction. His eyes widen)
Ranma: A.... Akane?
Akane: (Irately) If you don't wan to help us, then say so!
Ranma: (Shaking his head in disbelief) Is it really you?
Akane: (More angry now) I'm not Megumi Habayi, if that's what you mean.
Ranma: No... it can't be.... (Starts walking backwards, and falls into the fountain, and the clonck of his head hitting concrete is heard)
Kasumi: Oh, my.
Akane: Ranma!
 
[Scene fades as Akane dropping her groceries and running  to the fountain.]
 

	Ok, there it is! Before you comment, though, please
answer these questions for me.

1) What does Kodachi, Shampoo, Ukyou and Akane call each other?
I'm assuming Shampoo and Kodachi wouldn't use people's
normal names. (ie. Shampoo call Akane pervert-girl sometimes)

2) What's the name of the person who does Ranma-chan's voice
in the original version? I know it's Megumi something,
but I don't know how to spell it or what her last name is.

3) Is it clear? I feel as if I might have left out
something that seems perfectly clear to me, but never in fact
got written out.

	Thanks for reading! Please, please please say something.