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A!MG-R1/2 Fanfic... Untitled


    Chapter One -- I Don't Have to Eat It to Know It's Toxic.


	*I'm doomed.*
	"Ok Ranma, what would you like for dinner?"
	*The gods must hate me.*
	"Ranma?  Ranma!  RANMA!!"
	"Huh?"
	"What do you want for dinner?!"
	"Ah...  I'm really not that hungry..."
	"Fine then!  I'll just make it for myself!!"
	Ranma watched Akane storm back into the house.  *Why me?  After
Kasumi went to cook for Dr. Tofu, I was the only person stupid enough to
not find an excuse to get out of here.*  Ranma looked down as his stomach
growled in hunger.  *Oh man, I'm starving!  I gotta get some food.  I
know!  Take-out.*
	Ranma got up and walked into the house, watching carefully for his
fiance.  *If she sees me...*  Lucky for Ranma, Akane was quite busy in the
kitchen.  He crept up to the phone, and listened for a few seconds.  Sure
enough, Akane trying to cook was making more noise than you would expect
to hear from a dozen cooks.  *What is she doing in there?!?  Nevermind, I
don't want to know.*  He picked up the phone, and dialed up the only other
Chinese place in town. 
	"Hello, Wok'n'Roll..."
	"Hi!  Can I order..."
	"Due to a Chinese national holiday, we will be closed... <Click>"
	"Damn.  Ok, who's next.  Hold on a second.  National holiday?" 
Ranma dialed another number he used fairly often.
	"Ni-hao, Nekohanten!"
	"Hi Shampoo..."
	"So sorry, but Shampoo no here today.  Have holiday...  <Click>"
	"Darn it!"  He punched in another number.  After letting it ring a
few times he hung it up again.  "That's right, they don't deliver before
eight!"  Ranma punched in yet another number, hoping for an answer,
anything to avoid eating whatever it was that Akane was cooking this time.
	"Hello..."
	"Hello?!?"
	"If you'd like to leave a message... <Click>"
	"ARG!!!"  *beepbeepbeep*  <Slam!>  *beepbeepbeep*  <Slam!>
*beepbeepbeep*  <Slam!>  *beepbeepbeep*  <Slam!>  *beepbeepbeep*  <Ring...
Ring...  Ring...>
	"HELLO????"
	"Hi!  You have reached the Goddess Relief Office.  I'll be right
down for a consultation!" 
	"NANI???  HELLO!!  HELLOO!!!!!"  Ranma slammed the phone down again.
"Who the hell was that?!?"  
	"Ranma?  Who were you just talking to?"  Ranma looked up in fear to
see Akane now standing in the hallway.  *Oh no, did she hear me...?*
	"Ah...  just a wrong number I think."
	"Um...  ok."  Akane looked suspicious, but decided to ignore it
just this once.  "Well, come on into the dining room, dinner is ready." 
Without waiting for a response, Akane turned and went back into the
kitchen to bring out the food.
	"Ah...  be right there."  *I thought I said I wasn't hungry...  Oh
man, she must want to poison me.*  Ranma turned and walked to the back
door.  *If only...*  That's when it caught his eye.  *What the hell?* 
Ranma watched as the small pool started swirling around, faster and
faster.  Some sort of disk of light appeared above it, also swirling in a
circle.  The disk of light dipped down in the middle until it touched the
water, and then something really strange happened.  A girl started rising
out of the disk.  A cute girl.  A cute girl... with a hammer on her back?



Well?  Suggestions?  Problems?  Ideas?


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My god, this is my first fanfic.