As the subjects says, here's the prologue again and the new chapter 1.

C&C appreciated and suggestions for more Warner mayhem taken into 
consideration.  :)

Sapphire, The Blue Tigress
"Upon watching a man look in the mirror and comb his hair yet again, 
someone comments to him - The guy in the mirror looks better"

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Bubblegum Warners
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*PROLOGUE*

[At Genom Experimental Buma Laboratory, a lone scientist works on new 
applications for bumas.]

Scientist [drinking a can of BAKA Pepper] :  Maybe some pets or playmates 
          for children?  How about a dog or a cat buma?  No more buying pet 
          food, no more cleaning up after it, and no more paying 
          veterinary bills.

[Scientist puts the half-empty can down on the console and accesses data 
on various animals.]

[An alarm goes off as an explosion occurs in the lobby.  Buma guards are 
blown to bits.]

[Startled, the scientist knocks over his can and the soda spills all over 
the console.  A guard runs in yelling about intruders and drags the 
scientist away.  Gunshots and explosions are heard from the hallway.  
The view zooms in on the computer screen.]

Words on screen:

DATA PROCESSED...
ASSEMBLY INITIATED....

[Scene shifts from computer room to assembly room where various machines 
start up.  A few seconds later, the words change.]

Words on screen:

WARNING!...
ASSEMBLY MALFUNCTION....
POWER OVERLOAD....

[The guards and invaders continue to battle in the hallways.]

Computerized Voice:  Warning!  Power overload!  Explosion in ten 
          seconds!  9...8...7...6...

[Combatants battle their way out of the building]

CV:  ....5...4...

[Scene of assembly room.  The machines have completed construction and 
are programming the bumas when a power surge occurs.]

CV:  ...3...2...1...

[View of building exploding from outside.]

[Pan to nearby park.  Zoom in on tree and three small unconscious figures 
lying beneath it.  All three are covered in black fur with white faces 
and feet, long ears and tails, and red noses, and are wearing white gloves.  
The tallest is wearing a pair of baggy tan pants and a wide black belt 
with a gold buckle.  The one on his right is wearing a short pink skirt 
and has her ears tied up with a yellow flower. The one on his left is 
wearing a red baseball cap backwards and a light blue turtleneck.]

[All three children suddenly twitch as they slowly become conscious.]

*CHAPTER 1*

[Quincy's office atop the Genom Tower.  Quincy, seated behind his desk, 
and Mason, standing before him, are both watching a video.]

[Zoom in on the video.]

[Video shows a rampaging buma crashing into a candy store.  Most of the 
customers run out screaming.  Three small furry children who had been 
drooling over all the candy, turn around and stare at the buma.  The buma 
fires a missile which destroys a candy display.  The children stare, 
horrified.]

Wakko (in an agonized voice):  The candy!  It's gone!

Dot (cutely, as always): Oh no!

[Dot goes into a dramatic pose - standing arms out to where the candy was.]

Dot:  Candy, Candy!  Wherefore art thou now, Candy?

[Yakko stands with one foot on a footstool, one hand over his heart and 
the other open-palmed above his head.]

Yakko:  To anvil, or not to anvil, that is the question.  Whether tis 
        nobler in the mind to suffer the bombs and missiles of outrageous 
        bumas or to take arms full of anvils against candy-destroying 
        marauders, and by anvilling, avenge the poor candy.

Wakko and Dot (bouncing around):  Anvil!  Anvil!

[A large anvil appears above the buma and drops down, squashing the buma 
flat.  The Warners cheer and run off in search of another candy store.]

[The video screen goes snowy then another buma is seen.  This time a 
combat buma goes rampaging down a street.  The Warners are standing at a 
corner looking at a map.]

Wakko:  That's not the way to Six Flags Over Flushing.  This is!

[Wakko points to a spot on the map.]

Yakko:  No, I'm sure this is.

[Yakko points to another spot on the map.]

Dot:  Hey, let's ask that buma over there.

[Dot points to the rampaging buma.]

[The trio walk up behind the buma who's firing missiles at an ADP car and 
poke it to get it's attention.  The buma stops firing and turns to look 
at them.]

Yakko:  Exsqueeze me, is this the way to Six Flags Over Flushing?

[Yakko points on the map.  The buma shoots a laser through the map, 
setting it on fire.  The fire quickly turns the map to ashes which hold 
the map-shape for a second, then crumbles in Yakko's hands.]

Yakko:  I think we found today's special friend.

[The buma starts targeting the Warners when Dot steps forward.]

Dot (very cutesy voice):  Oh, Mr. Metal Man!  Pweease don't shoot us!  
       Awll we wanted was to go to Six Fwags Over Fwushing 'n' go on 
       aaawwwll the fun rides!

[While the buma stands there processing this very cute request through 
his CPU, Wakko pulls out some water guns from his gag bag and he and 
Yakko replace the buma's lasers with them.  The buma fires, but instead 
of a laser, water shoots out.]

Wakko (yells):  Oooo!  A waterfight!

[Wakko is suddenly dressed in a yellow fireman's jacket and red helmet.  
He aims a very _large_ hose at the buma and the scene pans back to 
include Yakko in the driver's seat of a red firetruck and Dot turning on 
the water.  Both are dressed as firefighters.  The water explodes out of 
the hose and knocks the buma into an electrical line.  Arcs of 
electricity play over the buma's body; then the buma drops down onto the 
street.  The Warners crowd around the buma.]

Dot:  Awww, the poor widdle Metal Man!

Wakko:  I'll fix it!

[Wakko pulls out a huge mallet and whams the buma.  A panel opens in the 
buma's body and lots of wires and lights show.]

Yakko:  Operation time!

[The scene shifts to a hospital operating room.  The Warners are dressed 
in blue scrubs with a little tiger face on the pockets.  Wakko and Yakko 
are standing on both sides of the buma lying on the operating table.  Dot is 
standing next to a small rolling cart with lots of sharp, pointy 
instruments laid out on it.]

Yakko (holding out his hand to Dot):  Scalpel!

[Dot hands it to him.  Yakko works on the buma.]

Wakko:  Sponge!

[Dot hands a sponge to Wakko.  Wakko sticks the sponge in.  The operation 
continues for a bit with Wakko and Yakko calling out for objects like a 
hose, a clamp, a duck, et cetera, et cetera, and Dot handing the items to 
them.  Finally, they're finished.  The Warners step back and untie their 
face masks.]

Yakko:  A very difficult operation, Doctor Wakko.

[Wakko nods his head in agreement.  Yakko turns to Dot.]

Yakko:  A very fine job on the instruments, Nurse Dot.

Dot (curtsies):  Why, thank you, Doctor Yakko.

[Dot smiles and her dimples show.  The Warners turn to the operating table.]

Yakko (gesturing at the white sheet covering the buma):  And, now, if you 
       would, Doctor Wakko.

Wakko:  I'd be delighted, Doctor Yakko.

[Wakko grabs hold of the sheet and pulls.  The sheet covers the scene and 
when it's gone, the buma is on the street corner standing in front of a 
flower stall and giving Dot a pretty pink flower.]

[A click is heard and the video screen goes blank.  Pan out to the rest 
of Quincy's office.]

Quincy (looking at Mason):  I want those Warner kids captured and analyzed.  
        I also want to know where they came from.  Their strange 
        abilities of matter materialization and of reprogramming a buma 
        so quickly would be useful to Genom.

Mason (bowing):  It shall be done, Mr. Chairman.

[Mason turns and walks out the door.  Pan to Quincy watching the door close.]

[Fadeout]