"Get it away, get it away!"  Wakko dived through Nene's faceplate.
    "Kyaaa!  Get out of there!!"

    Dot and Yakko tried to hide behind each other, and almost succeeded.

    "Oh what a beyoootiful day it is.  Hehehaha."

    "Linna..."
    "I know.  It was the only thing I could think of."

    Nene danced around, topping even Michael Jackson, move for move.  "Kyaaa!!"
    "Missiles, launched!"  Three heatseekers exploded, turning the purple
thing black and scuzzy.
    "Hey, those are expensive!"  He unzipped the suit, revealing a set of
suspenders and boxer shorts, pulled out a suitcase, and whipped out a new
uniform.  The purple thing waggled its tail as it squirmed into a suit just
a hair too small for it, looking even more like a pinched balloon.

    "I think we're outmatched this time."

    "Kyaaa!  Wakkoooo!!"  Nene double backflipped, landing feetfirst on the
purple thing.
    "I love you, you love me..."  Squish.

    Schlupp.  It slinkied back into shape, sending her flying.

    "I have an idea."  Dot pulled out a gigantic school bell.
    DONG!!

    "Oh no.  I guess it's time to say goodbye to all you little campers.
So long!  Hehehehahahahuhuhuhuh!!"  He waved, bouncing down the road.

    Yakko emerged.
    "Don't ever do that again!"
    "I won't, it was dark in there!"

    "I guess we're stuck with them."
    Shhisshhhpop!

    "Eeew, don't *kiss* me!!"
    "That's right, you are."  Dot smiled bashfully.

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