What did you do, wrong kernel?  The guy sitting next to me said to tell 
you that he got it up the first time he tried it.

Nope.  Forgot to format the /usr partition.  (Don't ask)

Have you considered FreeBSD..?  Much more consistent (as well as being
based on 4.4BSD, the One True Operating System), and actually has
coordinated releases.  (Nothing really wrong with Linux, though.. don't 
get me wrong.)

Nah...  I like Linux, I'll stick with it for now.