Sapphire, The Blue Tigress commented 

Hitomi,

Want me to express some shiny new anvils straight from Anvilania?
Just pick a size.  Then you can anvil Ben and anyone else.  :)

<CLANG!>

Oops!  Dropped one, sorry.  :)

In my CIC (combat information center)

Radar Operator:  Vampire Vampire Vampire I've got one large inbound

Me:  GQ!  Battle Stations Air!!  Weapons free, OOD you are free to maneuver

SX:  Anti-Air missiles launching

Radar Operator:  Weapon destroyed sir but delivery system is withdrawing, now
off our screens

Me:  Set modified Battle stations

Yes it was silly, but I'm like that when I first get up (when I'm not grouchy)