You wrote:
On Wed, 18 Oct 1995, Robert K Bentley wrote:
Smaller Boomer: Barney was busy. And the Cabbit Death Squad and
the
Bounty Hunter Blue Tigress from Yavin would have eaten us.
Bounty Hunter? How did you know? *pulls out a wanted - spammed or
alive
poster of Rob* All right, come along quietly and you won't get hurt.
:)
Yavin? I'm not from Yavin. I'm from The Golden Grove! A lovely
little
forest with tall trees, babbling brooks, and... the finest ginsu
knives
in the universe! Call now and you'll receive our _free_ booklet on
how
to chop up your own criminals!.... Ahem. Sorry. Scratch that last
bit
about the knives. The Golden Grove is in no way connected with that
cutthroat company. :)
*wonders if she should just let the ML write The Bubblegum Warners and
just put it all together*
Sapphire, The Blue Tigress
"Bounty Hunter from The Golden Grove - for hire"
Both Boomers still in MT.
Smaller Boomer: Are you pondering what I'm poundering Pinky?
Taller Boomer: Ah, yeah Brain but where are we going to find a 24
hour Anime/Manga Store at this time of night.
(Smaller Boomer grrrrrrs and notes the KC as they battle some
Boomers.)
Priss: Eh What are you?
Smaller Boomer: We are two lab mice disguised as your mortal enemy
to try and take over the world. I was wondering if I could use one of
those Hard Suits for a moment.
(Looks over at Taller Boomer who has been picked up by Nene, Taller
Boomer starts to act like a toy. Various moves and dances, moonwalk and
chicken dance. Taller Boomer does the Babs Bunny "spin" and comes out
sans armor. Pinky now has a blonde wig, mini skirt and halter with a
small mic. He begins to sing reeeeaaallllly bad.)
Sylia: You can add him to your stuffed animal collection.
(Nene shakes her head.) Nene: You want to hurt this poor little
cute mouse, why?
(Smaller Boomer who has been arguing with Priss to use her arm
weapon.) Smaller Boomer: Alright forget the particle cannon. (looks
around) How about a large wooden mallet?
(KS all pull out large wooden mallets and smile.) KS in unision:
How bout these?
(camera pulls out to see two kids dressed up as Rod Stieger (sp?)
The scene behind them dims a little as the Smaller Boomer takes one of
the mallets and WA-LOOPS! the taller one.)
Bentley: Four girls, dressed up in battle armor all with large
wooden mallets. All willing and able to help out this small lab mouse
dressed up as machine called a Boomer to try and take over the Genom
Corp and then take over the world. The mouse's companion may be the
best weapon he has in this world of anarchy and mayhem. Will the Brain
find out Pinky's special weapon for kawaiiness thus resulting in
mesmorzing the world or will they just be cuaght and sent to a person
_much worse_ then Elmyira? Only time will tell as they enter: The Mega
Toyko Zone.
Basile: Are you pondering what I'm poundering Bobo?
(Bentley hehs.)
(Basile looks down at his outfit, dons his shades and a black hat.
Bentley does the same. The credits begin to roll, Bentley and Basile
begin to sing a Blue Brothers song (Every Body Needs Somebody?), the
Replicants as back up.)
Fade to Black.
ps. You want a blue tigress character, you got it. Just gimme a litte
time to write her into the story I be doing. :) The tigress is running,
Master Harker. ;)
Bents (still at large)
Wanted Spammed or Alive
(written in very teeney weeny print: Prefered Spammed)