I got bored with E&M homework, and put together a Warner Bros/Blake's 7
crossover spam.  Enjoy...

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    "I'm teleporting down.  Vila."
    "What, again?"
 
    "I've heard these three are the most despicable criminals in the
galaxy."
    "Then they're your type of people, you go talk to them."
 
    Avon sneered.  "If we can convince them that Servalan is a worthwhile
target, we may have a chance."
 
    Weeweeeweeewewewezezezezeze...
 
 
    "Hello."
    "You're..."
 
    "That's right, the most despicable criminals in the galaxy.  We started
off small, and they locked us in a water tower for a few decades, but we're
back!"
 
    "Allow us to introduce ourselves.  I'm Yakko.  This is Wakko."
    "Is it lunchtime yet?"
 
    "And this is Dot."
    "Would you like to meet my pet?"  She reached deep into a pocket,
pulling out the ugliest, hugest, worst special effects creature that ever
didn't exist in the universe.
    Vila's hair stood on end, adding about five inches to his height.
 
    Avon smiled sarcastically.  "That, would do wonders for Servalan."
    "Let me guess.  She dumped you for someone with less teeth."
 
    Vila tried to grin, but his teeth were too busy chattering.
 
    "So here's the deal.  We go visit Servalan for you, and you buy Wakko
lunch."
    "That doesn't sound too bad.  Take it, Avon."
 
    He paused.  "Why not?"
 
Spam and eggs!

Damon Casale, dc56+@andrew.cmu.edu

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