And in the background of the Warners and KC's....

   (the camera zooms down to two moving blue dots)
    The blue dots are two teeney winney boomers. One smaller then the 
other. The smaller one has a brow like Orsen Wells while the other 
seems to be testing his arm blaster, mesmerized by the light)

    Taller Boomer: Zoinks!

    (Smaller Boomer stops, hands at his side in fists. The Taller 
Boomer bumps into him and then realizes what has happened. The Boomer 
resumes his cliche robot walk.)

    Taller Boomer: Really sir I can speak ten thousand languages, narf!

    Smaller Boomer: Pinky!

    Taller Boomer stops: Yes Brother at Arms Boomer, soon to be the 
ruler of Mega Toyko and the World Brain? Or BABMTWB for short.

    Smaller Boomer: Must I repeat myself about looking all the same, 
just like our taller breathern?

    (Taller Boomer is already playing with his arm blaster, going 
goggly at it. The little red eyes look down and blinks.) Taller Boomer: 
Um, take over a large robot company and reset all their machines to do 
your bidding.

    (Smaller Boomer, harsh white from underneath lights up his helmet. 
Red eyes ablaze with world domination.) Smaller Boomer: _YES_!

    Taller Boomer: Um no, no no. Wait. Isn't someone or something going 
to stop us? (Taller Boomer takes out script, pulls out some bi-focals 
and waits for the please I have no life stage hands to place his 
directors chair behind him. The stage hands look like the Good Feathers 
as well dressed up like ADP officers.)

    Taller Boomer: Ano, here it is here is it. Lab Mice impersonating 
Boomers will be captured and sent to........Azusa's Home for better 
pets . (Boomer gets up and tosses the script off screen. In the 
background a hoard of screaming Otaku's go hog while trying to get it.)

    Small Boomer: That may be so, but I have a back up plan in case 
that doesn't work.

    (Taller Boomer jumps up and down, bearly missing the screaming 
horde.) Taller Boomer: Oh goody goody, what is it?

    (Smaller Boomer rubs hands together, eyes a glow as the scene 
around him darkens.) Smaller Boomer: I have something that will stop 
people in their tracks and mesmorize them for weeks, enough time for us 
to take over the Genom Corpation and reprogram all their machines to do 
my bidding! Bwahahahahahahhhhahaha!

    (Taller Boomer, horde of Otaku's, KS and the Warners all look at 
him. Smaller Boomer hehs and clears his throat.) Smaller Boomer: I have 
been in contact with someone who will help our cuase. She is Lynn 
Minmei (sp?)
    (Camera whirs around to the singer who is all a giggle and smiles. 
The Warners faint. The horde of Otaku's do an about face and _run 
away!_ KS just walk out muttering about contracts.

    Taller Boomer: And what's so special about her Brain?

    Smaller Boomer: You don't want to know.

    (They start to walk down the street.)

    Taller Boomer: You couldn't get anyone more fearsom?

    Smaller Boomer: Barney was busy. And the Cabbit Death Squad and the 
Bounty Hunter Blue Tigress from Yavin would have eaten us.

    Taller Boomer: Mighty Morphing Power Rangers were busy saving the 
world were they?

    Smaller Boomer: Pinky!


    End with Priss and the Replicants singing Pinky and the Brain, 
retrothrash style.

    I apologize for the spam. Just couldn't resist.

    Bents