On Mon, 16 Oct 1995, AlberCrombie wrote:

OH, PLEASE, NOOOOOO!!!!!

NOT THE SMURFS - ANYTHING (except Barney and Co) BUT THE SMURFS!!!!!1

	Now be honest, what do you _really_ think?
	No need to spare my feelings or anything :)

HTG

My real feelings...? Uh... well, I never wanted to be a fanfic writer.  I
hate pencils - too much graphite.  I always wanted to be.....

[*rips of Pinky and Brain shrit to reveal flanel shirt*]

A LUMBERJACK!!!!!
[*music starts*]

Jumping from tree to tree in the greatforests, chopping trees, and and my
best girl by my side.

[*girl enters from nowhere, also bunch of idiots that look like Duddley
Do-Right line up behind girl (who looks like Hitomi).  It appears to be RR,
WW, and Bert in front row, Brian and squid in the back with Saphire, HTG,
and Andrew.   Off to the side is a viking mumbling something about potted
meat products.*]

[*music rises....*]

OH!  I'm a Lumberjac....
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<*transmision interupted*>

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ERR-BD-TST-001 : Unix shut down initiated.  Unauthorized use of comedy skit 
noted.  Boy, is the sysop gonna be pissed with you!

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