Konnichi-wa!

That's 'Peking duck'...*GROAN!*

Well, I'm just getting started.  Wait until I get fowled up.  Then I'll 
be in trouble.

I wouldn't crow too loudly about these puns of yours; the bill might be
excessively high.  I hate to stork my nose into this any further, I don't
want to egrets to my old form...

You'll be heron from me again!

Ready to surrender yet?  ;)
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Bert Van Vliet
 [alias SkyKnight, the Knight Saber with the lightsaber]
 Die-hard Bubblegum Crisis Fan and writer of really large Fanfics!
 "Trust me.  I know what I'm doing!"

HAH!

	You think you can soar with puns like that? Get real.  Keep
flapping, you'll get there yet. I mean everybody's been chripping about
puns, and I haven't seen any that really flew.  Oh, well, birds of a feather
and all that rot. 
	I haven't squawked my bit, yet.I mean I've got a nest egg of good
puns here, (not to mention a lot of good yokes).

Now listen, dodo, I'll give you one chance to get a good pun on the
ML...then I guess I'll have to establish the pecking order around here. 
Think you can handle it?  Or are you chicken?

Good luck - hope your puns don't lay any eggs.


AlberCrombie
;)

                                                                           
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