On Fri, 13 Oct 1995, Bert Van Vliet wrote:

Konnichi-wa!

Koban wa.

I wouldn't crow too loudly about these puns of yours; the bill might be
excessively high.  I hate to stork my nose into this any further, I don't
want to egrets to my old form...

*shakes her head*

You'll be heron from me again!

That's true.

Ready to surrender yet?  ;)

I'm going to buy a book on how to do and create puns this weekend.  I 
hear there is a pun directory available, thanks to someone on the web, 
and I will look them up.

Ichinohei Hitomi
Hitomi@escape.ca