Mike Finn spammed:

       Okay, maybe I'll beat all of you all....

       TRS-80 Color Computer-2, B&W 1970's vintage television.  And
       a casette tape drive, no hard-disk, and only 16K of ram.
       (This was my first machine and I used it through high-school,
        and into my first year of college.)

       (Fortunately I'm not using this thing anymore.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I beat you all!
My only computer _is_ a TRS 80 Color Computer 3 (16K, Tape drive, running
on a 5 inch screen!)
But wait, theres more!
My sisters computer is a 286 4mhz with a 4Mb HD, 256K RAM, Hercules
monitor, and is 80cm wide!
My fathers computer is an Amiga 500, 1 Mb Ram, no HD, 1 diskdrive, running
on the television.
My mothers computer is an Amstrad PCW8512 (and if you've never heard of it,
theres a very good reason, we can't even get disks for it anymore)
My brothers computer is a Commodore 64 with disk drive.
And the family's work computer is just a 386sx20 with 4M RAM and 40M HD
And we all share the same printer!
And I'm writing this on one of the colleges Mac Classics.

So beat that! (Why am I admitting this?)
                                                Ross Gilbertson

Handy hint #1    Bothered by an unsightly red wine stain on your carpet?
Just draw a chalk outline of a body around it, and turn it into an exciting
conversation piece.