(At least I thought it was fun.)
I know that some of you have read this before, but I thought I'd just throw
it out for everyone. Please, feel free to join in. 

-The Nerima District Story (a musical)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  RUN! BAAAAD fanfic ahead! <Bruce dives into nuclear 
fallout shelter.>

Let's see:

Overature with the combined music of:

Akane! I just met a girl named Akane!

He's a pig, he's a pig, he's a pig, pig, pig! (from the Officer Clooney one)

I like to live in Nerima here,
O.k. by me in Nerima here,
All curses be in Nerima here,
Akane beat me in Nerima here.

Scene opens:
Ranma-kun is standing in front of a full length mirror, the reflection is of
Onna-Ranma, 
The Tendo sisters are standing behind her, singing.

Look see that pretty girl in the mirror there,
Ranma (looking and sounding panic stricken): What girl?! Where?!

Should I go on? (I don't know, I was kinda favoring a 'Phantom of the Opera'
type one!)

Shannon
Priestess of the First Circle of the Keepers of the Sacred Bandana
Walker of the Unknown Way
Order of Those Who Wear the Sacred Bandana-Defenders of All Hearts of Glass
(The Martial Branch of the Circle)