Smurfs! I's hates them Smurfs! I hope she bites they little heads off,
nibbles on they tiny feets!
Grrrrr....

(What scares me is that I read it, and it was written well enough that I did
read it! Aaarrrggghhh!
You're mean, Harvey!)

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Smurf hunters of the world unite for the 15th annual Smurf Open Season! No
bag limit! Large prizes awarded!
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