Subject: [FFML] [spamfic][Detective Conan][lime warning} A Simple Question
From: "The Eternal Lost Lurker" <lurkerdrome@sbcglobal.net>
Date: 1/20/2007, 2:48 PM
To: "FFML" <ffml@anifics.com>


Disclaimer: Detective Conan belongs to Aoyama Gosho and other concerned
parties, not to me; the characters herein are used without permission and
with most sincere apologies.

Disclaimer2: The following involves young persons and discussions of mature
subjects. Nothing explicit occurs within this text, nevertheless, you have
been warned.


"Ne, Conan-kun..."

"Hm? What is it, Ayumi-chan?"

"What's a penis?"

Edogawa Conan sprayed a mouthful of soda across the room, and turned to
stare, wide-eyed, at the cheerful brown-haired girl idly colouring in an
activity book next to him. "Wh-WHAT?"

"I heard some bigger kids makin' jokes in the park, an' a lot of 'em had
that word, but I don't know what it means..." Wide, innocent eyes turned to
face the bespectacled boy. "So what is it?"

*Oi oi...why the hell am I being asked this by a seven-year-old girl?*
Rubbing the back of his head sheepishly, Conan hedged, "Ano...it's, um..."
He paused. "Why would I know?"

"You DO know," Ayumi accused. "I can tell."

Conan felt nervous sweat beading on his neck. *Oh, crap.* "Aheh...yeah, I
know, but..."

"So tell me what it is!"

The boy sighed. "It's something boys have and girls don't."

Ayumi blinked, then her eyes widened in dawning comprehension. "Ooohh! You
mean a thingie!"

Conan resisted the urge to plant his face in his magazine. "Um...yeah."

Ayumi was quiet for a long moment, and Conan prayed she had already decided
to drop the subject. Then, timidly:

"Um...what's it for?"

Conan was thankful he at least didn't have a spittake this time.
"Ayumi-chan," he whined, "That's really not something a seven-year-old girl
needs to know about!"

Ayumi tilted her head. "Why not?"

"Because it just isn't!"

"But you're the same age as me, and you know what it's for, right?"

*Give me a break here...* "Yeah, cuz I'm a boy! Boys hafta know, because we
have it! It's a boy thing, and that's all there is to it, okay?"

Ayumi didn't seem satisfied with this, and settled into a sullen pout. Conan
 hated to see the girl pouting, because it made him feel like a jerk,
but...after all, the very last thing he wanted to do was give a first-grader
an impromptu sex-ed lesson.

An awkward silence settled over them for some time. Then, just as suddenly
as it had all began:

"I wanna see it."

This time, Conan's reaction was not unlike watching someone nearly
expectorating an entire lung. "WHAT?!"

"Show me, I wanna see it," Ayumi insisted, pouting cutely.


"NO!" Conan shouted, waving his magazine at her as though warding her away.
"That...it's just...I mean...that's just a really big no-no, Ayumi-chan."

"Why?"


"It just is!"

"But I wanna see it!"

"I said NO!"

"Conan-kuuuuuuuun..."

A half hour later, Ran came home from the market to find Ayumi chasing a
panicked Conan all over the apartment. As soon as he saw her, Conan jumped
behind Ran and clung to her legs. "Ran-neechan, do something! Stop her!" he
cried.

Ran raised an eyebrow. "Conan-kun, what'd you do to Ayumi-chan?"

"ME?! I didn't do anything! This is all her!"

"I wanna see Conan-kun's thingie, but he won't show it to me!" Ayumi
protested plaintively.

"His...thingie?" Ran asked, confused, tilting her head.

"You know...*thingie*," Conan replied from behind her. "Like birds and bees
thingie?"

Ran's eyes widened, and her face flushed. "Oh my..."

"Let me see!" Ayumi wailed, lunging for Conan. He darted back from behind
Ran and dove across the room.

"I told you, NO! Ran-neechan, DO something!"

Ran tilted her head...and an evil gleam in her eye told Conan this was about
to turn into the single most humiliating day of his entire life...



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