Subject: [FFML] Re: Buffy's Biggest Problem
From: StudioPC
Date: 12/30/2006, 5:45 AM
To: Cute Neko Hibiki
CC: "FFML" <ffml@anifics.com>


On Dec 30, 2006, at 2:38 AM, Cute Neko Hibiki wrote:


Disclaimer : I don't own them, now don't sue.

Buffy's Biggest Problem

by

Cute Neko Hibiki

    Giles was eating a sandwich, when the phone rang.

    He put down his sandwich, drank some water, and picked it up.

    "Hello?" he asked.

    "GILES!" Buffy screamed. "YOU GOT TO TELL ME HOW TO SLAY THEM!  
THEY'RE
EVERYWHERE! THEY'RE CRAWLING IN MY HOUSE! IN MY DRINKS! IN MY FOOD!  
THEY
WON'T DIE!"

    Giles looked at the phone worried and said "What is it Buffy?!  
Demon
spiders? Demonic larvae? Demon flies? Demonic caterpillars?"

    "WORSE THAN THAT GILES!" Buffy screamed. "SO VERY MUCH WORSE!"

    "What is it though Buffy?" he asked once again.

    "LITTLE BLACK ANTS!" screamed Buffy. "AHHHH!!! THEY'RE ON MY HANDS
NOW!!!! AND MY ARMS!!! AND MY SHOULDERS!!! AND MY BODY!!! GET THEM  
OFF OF
ME!!! AH SOMEBODY HELP ME NOW!!!"

    Giles looked down at his sandwich, and saw it was covered with  
little
black ants. He looked and saw them on his hands. He looked and saw  
them on
his suit.

    "I have to go Buffy." he said calmly. "I'll call you later  
though. But
something has come up. And I must fix it."

    He lowered the phone.

    He hung it up.

    Then he ran about screaming "OH MY GOD! THEY'RE ON ME! GET THEM  
OFF!
THEY'RE IN MY SHORTS TOO! OH DEAR WHATEVER, THEY'RE BITING ME!"

Good Lord, CNH is improving. That was almost funny.


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