Rare IM dialogue format fic because that's all this rates.

[Osaka] "Ne...everybody always makes jack-o-lanterns, right? Why doesn't
anybody ever make a jill-o-lantern? I bet all those poor jack-o-lanterns get
lonely."

[Chiyo] *thinks about it for a minute* "...poor jack-o-lanterns. ;_;"

[Tomo] "Nah, it's okay, it's okay. Jack-o-lanterns don't get lonely. Know
why?"

[Yomi] "Because they're hollow pumpkins with candles inside them?"

[Tomo] "Nope! Because..." *looks around dramatically, leans in close,
stage-whispers* "They're gay!"

[Chiyo] XO!

[Osaka] "...aaa! That makes sense then."

[Yomi] "No, it doesn't!"

(Azumanga disclaimers apply as usual. Happy Halloween, everybody!)

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