Subject: [FFML] [C&C][YST/SM]Ronin Summer 8
From: "The Eternal Lost Lurker" <lurkerdrome@sbcglobal.net>
Date: 10/25/2006, 4:14 PM
To: "Morgan Hudson" <dataraven_659@hotmail.com>, "FFML" <ffml@anifics.com>

REVAMPED LEGAL DISCLAIMER: the Sailor Senshi belong to Kodansha and
Cloverway

You misspelled "Toei". No US company has the rights to Sailormoon anymore.
Haven't for quite a few years now.

"What? NO!" Seiji shook his head frantically, as a chill ran down
his spine. Why did this always happen every time he spoke in front of a
girl? They always jumped to the wrong conclusion, and then he wound up
getting tackled. Panicking, he took a hasty step backwards and bumped into
the office lady standing behind him. He was completely surrounded by
women! Oh, God, there was nowhere to *run*!

In some cases, that can be seen as a GOOD thing.

"Luna, you should never interrupt a boy when he is talking about
how cute he thinks I am!"

*SNRK*

"You sealed me in your handbag!" the purse objected, hopping a few
inches off of the seat. "You'd never do this sort of thing to Artemis!"

"Of course not," Minako admitted. "I'd just wear Artemis around my
neck and claim he was a scarf. You clashed with my blouse and wouldn't
stay still."

*DIES* XD XD XD

"Won't your talking purse object?" he asked, scratching his head.

"Not if it knows what's good for it," she answered, shifting over
slightly and patting the cushion next to her. "Besides, it's not really
a talking purse: that would be crazy. It's actually a talking cat that's
hiding INSIDE my purse."

"Oh," Seiji said, nodding wisely. "Well, that makes a lot more
sense."

*snickers*

"Xiang Yao," Mamoru Chiba hissed, emerging from the crowd like a
shadow. The dark-haired young man was dressed almost entirely in black,
with a dull olive jacket his only concession to colour; a suit that helped
him blend into his surroundings much better than the tuxedo and domino
mask that Tuxedo Kamen usually wore in battle. Judging from the look on
his face, he was probably going to change into his evening wear at any
moment.

In a ladies' car? Wow, he's living dangerously.

The youma emerged from the shadows, its tail lashing angrily
behind it as its growled. It stood almost twice as tall as Seiji did, with
a thick mane of golden hair that swirled about its heavy skull and a large
horn of purple crystal jutting from its brow.

It's GRIEVER!

Gasping, the boy staggered and fell to his knees as pain jolted from
his heel all the way to his thigh. Looking down, Seiji ran his fingers
along the side of his metal greave and watched in surprise as the
enchanted steel cracked and crumbled away at his touch.

Ooooh, THAT'S gonna be expensive to repair.

As the youma
turned to face him and slowly rose to its full height, he lifted his fists
and noticed for the first time that his gauntlets were equally twisted
and broken from striking the creature. Blood flowed weakly from between
the cracked metal, dripping onto the concrete floor.

Hella expensive.

"Sorry it took us so long to get here," Venus said apologetically,
as she quickly knelt beside Seiji and began to examine him, "but Xiang Yao
sicced all her zombies on us. She gave us the slip while we were fighting
them off, so we figured we should head over here and see if you needed any
help. Good thing we did, huh?"

"Very good," Seiji agreed, struggling slightly. "Would you mind
untying me?"

"A little,"

h.h

"Because you're completely hopeless without me, and you know it,"
Ann explained, as she began to rub her other foot. "You couldn't pick a
cardian to save your life."

"I could so," Ail argued, placing his hands on his hips and
frowning slightly. "I've been working very hard at it, lately. I've
practically got one or two of them willing to listen to me."

*SNORT*

"Nixeen?" Ann laughed. "Nixeen can't fight at all! She's a healing
cardian! The only thing Nixeen could do after the fight is heal your
wounds by kissing-" Stopping in mid-sentence, the girl narrowed her eyes
and glared at her partner.

"What?" he asked, blinking at her in confusion.

"Give me the card, Ail."

XD)))))

"That's barely even halfway true!" Ail argued. "I didn't try to
flirt with the leaders of that Amazon tribe on Femax, remember? And they
were definitely coming on to me."

"They were trying to kill you, moron."

"In a very sensual manner!

Death by snoo-snoo?

"You... sliced my ear," she said numbly, as blood began to pour
down her cheek, the almost invisible wound that ran the length of her
face opening wider as she spoke. "You cut my face."

Uh-oh. o.o;;

Rei sighed again and tucked her hair behind one ear. The sad thing
was, she was starting to think she might. It wasn't like she had needed
her friends to draw attention to the fact she hadn't been getting out that
much, either. The number of love letters in her shoe locker at school had
slowed to a trickle over the past few months

Which, all things considered, is a GOOD thing, since I'm pretty sure Rei
goes to a private *girls' school*...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Sailor_Moon_locations#T.2AA_Private_Girls_School

"Lord, that line was atrocious!" a boy commented, as he eased
through the door and held it open for his friend. "I'm almost glad that
we got kicked out, if there was much more of that to look forward to."

"I still say that it wasn't my fault!" the other boy replied
defensively. "If those players don't want people bugging them, then what
are they doing walking past us on their way to the stadium? The classy
thing to do would have been for them to sign my balls and get it over
with."

*THUD*

A shadow fell over her table, and Rei looked up into the beaming
face of Shin Mouri. As usual, the boy had an almost expectant look that
filled her with a strange urge to check her purse and find some
peppermints for him.

Wow, his breath is that bad?

"Let me guess," Shin said, sliding his hands into his pockets as
he continued rocking back and forth on his chair. "One of your friends is
looking like she might have a steady boyfriend, and it's making you
realise that you haven't been in a serious relationship in your whole
life. You start wondering if maybe you're always going to be alone, and
you worry that all of your friends will find love and no longer have any
time to spend with you. Even though it's never bothered you until now,
you're starting to think that maybe you've somehow missed your chance.
At this point in your life, you're thinking that you should definitely
have *some* kind of significant other...."

OUCH. Talk about hitting the nail right between the eyes.

"How can you be so blase about this whole thing?" Rei asked.
"Aren't you even a little bit bothered by any of it?"

"Not really," Shin said. "But then again, I've got an evil demon
twin running around trying to destroy me, so I've been a bit distracted
lately. Can I refill that coffee for you?"

*snrk*

Her first instinct was to think that someone might have beaten
her to the Senshi. The place was a mess, with open luggage littering the
floor and clothes strewn haphazardly about the room. There was a scorch
mark on the ceiling, and a soot-streaked trash can lay on its side in the
vanity sink, water dripping from its lip to splash softly on the tiled
floor.

Wow, Rei had a tantrum. O.o;;

"Good, glad we agree! Don't think, just put it on. That's the way
to do this, Ami! Full speed ahead, and pay no attention to the people
screaming in the back!" Usagi grinned and pumped her fist emphatically.
"We'll get you a boyfriend if I have to drag you kicking and screaming
every inch of the way!"

And she means it, too.

*snip outfit*

I just pictured that. Too cute. *_* ...the shoes need work, though.

I'll C&C the next chapter...sometime this week. Or next. ^^;;

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