On Fri, 2006-06-16 at 16:55, David McMillan wrote:
Juho Saarikko wrote:
Eva Lemon!
This looks like a job for... C&C MAN!!! Quickly, Wisecrack Boy, to the
CommentMobile!!!!!!
Dadadadadadadadadada...
Asuka was overcome when she saw Misaki's lemons, so she attacked them
when she was not looking, but was quickly caught. Unfortunately, Asuka's
rought handling had already turned them all bumpy and swollen, so they
we4nt to ask help from Gendo, but he couldn't see anything from behind
the glint of his own glasses.
SP: we4nt
That was purposefull :). After all, the order was for something lacking
knowledge in grammar.
Unfortunately, Rei was just passing through and, when she saw Misaki's
lemons, she quickly squeezed the juice out of them into a glass and
gulped it down while her blood-red eyes glinted maniacally.
This was all too much for Shinji, who fainted.
<snort> fanon much?
Hey, I'm a (bad) lemon writer, I haven't seen the series I'm writing
about ;).
Luckily, Gendo was able to summon help by sending "SOS" in morse with
"morse" should be capped, IIRC.
OK.
glints from his glasses, so Rei who had gone into lemon-induced
overdrive got some other targets to soak with her now lemon-scented
juices than poor Asuka. Shinji, who had recovered, hoped that he hadn't
ITYM "wished he hadn't"
Sometimes I wish I was a native english-speaker, and could get these
nuances right automatically :(.
when he saw what Rei did to Gendo. In a desperate attempt to forget he
and Asuka embraced each other like they never had before, and soon Rei
joined them. This caused some confusion, since Rei was still doing
unspeakable things to Gendo, until Shinji realized that this must be
another Rei clone that had just now spontaneously grown from her
lemon-scented juices that were all around Gendo's office at this point.
Sug: "spread all over Gendo's office"
Wouldn't that suggest that there was some fixed amount of juice that was
then spread around ? I'm trying to give the impression of incessantly
leaking Rei.
Sug: "one thing that might still threaten the general"
So, does this mean that the canonical "orange goo" was actual a
chromatological mistake translating between the 'heat' levels of
Japanese PAL and American NTSC? The whole world was supposed to go
lemon during the 3rd Impact, and we American fans missed the
all-too-clever Anno hint b/c the tint and hue were off?
No, this is an example of plans going wrong. Altought I'm sure that
Gendo doesn't mind ;).
Then the lemon fairy appeared and obliterated the forces attacking Earth
so the party would not be disturbed. And they all lived off of Rei's
lemon juices happily ever after, until the mass of all the Rei's became
No apostrophe for Rei here -- she's not posessive. Well, okay, she IS,
but I mean the proper noun as used in this context.
That's what happens when you write a story directly in e-mail client :(.
so much that Earth collapsed into a black hole and exploded from
Hawking's radiation, spreading frozen droplets of Rei's lemon juices
Hawking Radiation.
Arrggtthh - I can't believe I misspelled that :(.
And next to work on my fic "Pollen", the epic tragic story of forbidden
incestual love between Tsunami the tree and Funaho the tree, with
botanically correct lemon scenes - prudes and allergics beware ;).
So, they do it with bees?
(What? My dad's an apiarist -- I *know* about these things)
I need to do research for that. Somehow, I got the image that Juraian
trees are wind-pollinated, but then they wouldn't have flowers. So I
need to check if they had flowers in the OVA videos.
Hey, isn't Yuzuha supposed to be "the Tree of Darkness" ? Maybe I could
make it a hot lesbian threesome between three trees ?-)
And there's a forest nearby - orgy time !
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