Bert Miller wrote:

Heh.  This seems like an interesting time to unleash
this bit of spamficcery..

It's always a good time for spamfics.

.


The Few, The Proud, The Chosen
 A Ranma 1/2 spamfic
     by hkmiller
       18 June 2006 - FFML draft



- - - - - - - - - -
"Earth to Ranma!"  Akane hissed.  "Monster trashing
restaurant?  Time for you to 'vanish'?"

"Not this time, Akane.  I'm a guy, and a martial artist,
and I'm gonna clobber that monster on my own!" 

It shouldn't be a problem. Johan was a pussy in hand to hand fighting, 
although if he has a gun it might be over, though that's inviting the 
whole 'can Ranma withstand a bullet' argument.

Oh, not that Monster? Nevermind.

Oddly, in Ranma's experience, the monster was neither
sucking energy from people in general nor searching for
a particular person from which to extract the essence of
their personality.  Rather, it seemed to be inciting a
series of rather hateful-sounding conflicts between
couples who'd previously been sitting together.  At each
booth and table it passed, the man and woman began
yelling at each other, and sometimes throwing things.
 

% Hmm. Wouldn't Ranma think that's normal in a relationship, considering 
most of his male to female relationships are like that? ^_^

"Let's see... I got both'a my henshin pens with me, but
that thing ain't actin' like no youma or daemon I ever
heard of.  And it ain't just up to mischief like a
runaway card.  I got my magic microphone, but Idol Angel
Ranko ain't gonna be able to do much about that thing."

"You could put everybody to sleep," Akane supplied
helpfully.  "And stop the fighting."

"Yeah, that might help some.  But let's see... also got
my medallion for..."  Here Ranma's voice dropped to a
whisper, "'Holy Kaitou Matahari',

% Not being a fan of the magical girl genre, a lot of those did go over 
my head.

"Oh, that's right; you weren't around.  Well, last week
me 'n Ryouga were sparring in some vacant lot.  I'd just
got splashed when this ditzy samurai appeared outta
nowhere and handed it to me. 

% Heh. That one I do know.

"RANNNNNNMA..." Akane clenched a fist.  "You didn't have
to say it like that!"
 

% yes he did. Bluntness is better

"Your bouquet can fire anti-devil celebratory rice at
high velocity."
 

% Heh. You probably didn't even need to make that one up.

% Cute, Definitely in a 'spamfic' vein.

DB Sommer

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