And to show that I am indeed still writing, though the rest of this
might be a little time coming. Anyway, here's the prolgue to the last
chapter to Act 2
Prologue
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Jonas Hale, Roxxon�s Oil and Gas operations chief, surveyed the sparse
Japanese countryside before his eyes settled on the scene before him.
While he disliked field work, he did whatever his boss, Hugh Jones,
ordered. And when the owner of Roxxon said, �Go to the middle of nowhere
and make sure this item gets to me,� one hung up the phone, jumped in
their limousine, and arranged for their corporate jet to take them to
the middle of nowhere, if they liked their high paying job.
At least Jonas liked what he saw. They were slightly ahead of schedule,
a good thing considering what had happened to the previous similar
operations. And a part of him was glad at being present. If this item
worked the way some of the people in R+D thought it would, he might need
to transfer over to the New Energy Division, and being personally
involved in securing the artifact would earn him plenty of brownie
points. There was nothing like being at ground zero when a new event was
on the horizon to boost one�s career.
The local heads of operations in Japan, Yoshihiro Kimura walked over to
Jonas. �It�s secure, Sir,� he said in impeccable English.
�Seal the door and load it on the transport.� Jonas ordered. As the
doors to the portable vault were shut and the equipment that would seal
it was moved into position, Jonas noted how worried Yoshihiro looked. It
was time to be a responsible boss and reassure the employees. �What is it?�
At first it appeared Yoshihiro would say nothing, then he began talking
quickly, a torrent released from a burst dam. �I�m a bit worried, Sir. I
heard that the other pieces of the artifact were stolen by a team of
super-villains.�
Jonas jerked slightly. That was supposed to be confidential. �Where did
you hear that?�
Yoshihiro became more nervous, and not for the same reason that had
unnerved him in the first place. He began to babble some nonsensical
explanation when Jonas cut him off.
�Never mind. I suppose it shows you have some initiative and
resourcefulness to have dug up that information.� If Yoshihiro wanted to
rise up the corporate ladder, and anyone at his level by definition
wanted to, he would need those abilities. And if he was very good at it,
Jonas would keep a close eye on him as both potential resource and as a
rival. �What I say goes no further than here, is that understood?�
�Yes sir.�
Jonas looked around to ascertain the two were indeed alone, then began.
�When the Challengers of the Fantastic and Fantastic Four defeated
Prester John, his weapon, the so-called �Evil Eye of Avalon� was
shattered into seven pieces and sent to the far corners of the Earth.
The Board and Mr. Jones felt the Eye might be a viable form of
alternative energy and sent out teams to recover the pieces. Of the
seven, one was recovered by AIM, two more by an unknown party, and two
by us. Make that three including this one. We are also in the process of
recovering the final one. However, the facility that housed the two
pieces we already had was indeed raided by a group of SPBs. They
successfully stole the pieces, which is why we took special measures to
protect this piece.�
Jonas pointed to the giant container. �That mobile vault is made of
adamantium. Not adamantium steel. Pure adamantium.� He watched as
someone applied a liquid to the seal. Within seconds it hardened. �And
now that the piece of the Eye is inside, the door itself is now sealed
with adamantium we had been keeping in its liquid state. Now that it�s
hardened, even we can�t open it. At least not here. The only way to open
it is with a molecular rearranger, and it�s not like you can pick one up
in your local department store.�
�But the vault itself could be stolen,� Yoshihiro pointed out.
Jonas nodded. �True, but we�re taking extra security precautions there
as well.
Yoshihiro looked around. �Triple the usual number of security guards?�
he asked dubiously.
�Superheroes.� Jonas pointed at what appeared to be a standard yellow
school bus approaching from the west. The pair watched as it pulled up
to the site, only to be surrounded by a large number of guards with high
tech weaponry. Yoshihiro watched in disbelief as four men dressed in
American Football uniforms exited the bus. They wore red tops, white
pants, and full padding. Each had a black helmet with a vicious-looking
bat etched on the side. The outfits only differed by the numbers on each
man�s jersey. However, despite the identical nature of their outfits,
they were easy to tell apart. One was huge, both in height and girth.
Most sumos would probably fall before someone that big. A second was
small, with oversized hands and huge bare feet, and almost seemed to
move like a monkey. One of the others was short as well, though there
seemed to be something� furtive about him. The final member was tall and
from his bearing the leader. He had an oversized sports equipment bag,
the barrels of a number of weapons sticking out.
The leader handed a number of documents to the guards that confronted
them, giving a maniacal laugh that chilled Yoshihiro to the bone. The
laugh seemed to unnerve even he man�s teammates. After their identity
was verified, the group walked over to where Jonas and his subordinate
stood waiting for them.
The leader smiled, his teeth honed to sharpened points. To Jonas he
said, �Eyeshield 21 at your service.�
While the first part was obvious, given that the all wore eyeshields to
protect their identities, the latter part needed to be addressed. �Why
�21�?� Jonas asked.
�We hope to have that many members before the season is over.�
�Aren�t there normally twenty-two players on a team?�
�We�ll have one guy playing both sides of the field,� the leader explained.
�I see,� Jonas said.
�But there�s only four of you now,� Yoshihiro pointed out.
�Five,� said a quiet voice from right next to him.
Yoshihiro nearly jumped out of his skin. Right beside him, as though he
had been there before the bus arrived, was a fifth uniformed man. �I�
didn�t see you. Sorry.�
�No one ever does,� he said sadly.
The leader laughed again. �I�ll introduce us. I am Crimson Commando:
quarterback and strategist on the team.�
�And your power?� Jonas asked.
�I perforate things with these.� Crimson Commando pulled out a pair of
machine guns from the bag and began firing them in the air, causing all
the guards to duck for cover as well as pull out their own firearms.
�Good power,� Jonas agreed. More than one potential problem to Roxxon
had been ended up conveniently �perforated�. Sometimes simple solutions
were the most appropriate for complicated problems.
�The rest of my team ain�t too bad either, but they need a hell of a lot
more practice before we become the best superhero team on the planet.
This guy here.� He walked over to the huge man. �Is Stonewall. He has
super strength, extra tough skin, and is immovable once he plants
himself. An offensive lineman if ever there was one.�
�Hello,� Stonewall said in a very high, friendly voice.
Crimson Commando went to the small guy with the big hands and bare feet.
�This is Monkey Boy.�
�It�s Gibbon! Not Monkey Boy! Gibbon! Gibbon!� The little man began
dancing, resembling nothing so much as an irate monkey.
Yoshihiro couldn�t say �Gibbon� was all that much of an improvement over
�Monkey Boy,� but chose to remain silent.
�He�s agile and has a good set of hands. Think of him as the wide
receiver on the team,� Crimson Commando said, then went to the other
small member. �And this is the final member of our group: Super Sabre.
He�s super fast. Foes are literally defeated before they know it when
he�s around.�
Yoshihiro nodded at the group. �That�s an impressive team you have assem��
�You forgot about me,� a voice said next to him.
Again Yoshihiro nearly jumped out of his skin, despite the fact the same
thing had happened just moments before. �I thought you left!�
Crimson Commando looked at the man in confusion. Then he said, �Oh,
right. That�s Mr. Anonymous. He�s so plain, he tends to blend in to the
background. Don�t feel bad. I forget he�s on the team most of the time,
too.�
�Wait, there�re five of us?� Gibbon asked.
Mr. Anonymous� sigh was so passive, no one knew he had made it.
Jonas nodded. �Now that the introductions are out of the way, here�s
your mission.�
�Game plan,� Crimson Commando corrected.
�Game plan,� Jonas said. He pointed to the vault as it was loaded on an
armored car. �You are to follow that vehicle and protect the contents
with your lives.�
Crimson Commando shook his head. �Sorry, coach, I�m calling my own play.
We�re going to kick the asses of those guys first.� He pointed up in the
air.
Everyone looked up to see a large saucer, the front resembling a snake�s
head, heading silently toward the group at a high rate of speed.
�How did they find us?� Jonas shouted.
�What difference does it make? If you weren�t worried about being found,
you would never have hired us,� Crimson Commando countered.
�I guess.� Although heads would roll for this security leak.
Crimson Commando continued. �Besides, finding us isn�t what�s important.�
�What is important?� Yoshihiro asked.
�Our reaction to it.� Crimson Commando unlimbered what appeared to be a
bazooka from his pack. He aimed it from his hip, targeting the rapidly
approaching craft, then pulled the trigger. The explosive projectile
made a whooshing sound as it shot through the air, striking the saucer
directly in the serpent design. The craft came to a dead stop in midair
as the explosion from the impact blinded everyone momentarily. When the
people on the ground was able to look again, they saw that while the
front was now mutilated, the craft could still fly, only a slight wobble
in its flight.
Crimson Commando lowered his weapon. �Sturdy craft, and high tech. That
armor piercing shell should have gone clean through the whole thing.�
The saucer extended struts and landed some twenty meters away. Jonas and
Yoshihiro took cover with the security forces, allowing their heroic
hirelings to earn their pay by acting as shock troops for whatever foes
were about to emerge from the ship.
A landing ramp unfolded from the saucer, touching the ground. A large
hatch opened and a quartet of brightly-garbed people exited the craft.
The first thing everyone noted was that each of the newcomers seemed to
have some kind of snake motif. Two of them were women and two were men.
The first woman was dressed in a tight pink and orange body suit,
showing off a trim athletic form. Two small metal projections were
located on the back of her hands. A second woman was dressed in a tight
yellow outfit with scales designed into it. She wore a yellow visor that
covered her eyes, and wielded a pair of metal whips that moved as though
alive.
One of the men wore a purple and blue body suit with a headpiece whose
top flared out and flattened. The headpiece bore two circles that were
obviously supposed to represent eyes on the side, though his true eyes
were visible from under the headpiece.
The final member of the quartet was by far the most bizarre. While his
upper torso was decidedly human, his lower half was serpentine,
stretching back three meters before ending in a tail. He wore a green
suit with scales on every surface area other than his head, which
remained bare of anything, even hair. A pair of blades was attached to
the back of his hands.
�You bastards nearly killed us,� the woman in orange and pink said.
Crimson Commando snorted. �Quit whining. If you can�t take a little
rocket to the nose, you don�t have the right to call yourselves
super-villains.�
�He does have a point,� the woman with the whips said.
Crimson Commando hefted yet another gun into his hands. �Since you
survived the crash, you�re worthy enough to fight the Eyeshield 21. What
are your names, so we can make you into early members of our rogue�s
gallery?�
The woman in orange and pink spoke. �I�m Fer De Lance. A snake with very
long fangs.� She crossed her arms in front of her chest in an �X�. Long
blades shot out from the metal projections on the backs of her hands.
The woman in yellow spoke. �I�m Coachwhip, who strikes so fast you�ll be
dead before you know it.� She cracked the metal whips in front of her.
�I know who you�re fighting,� Crimson Commando said. He looked to the
two men. �You with the corny snake think on your head. What�s your name?�
The man bristled. �I ain�t a costume designer, you know. I just whipped
this up when my mutant powers came out. Anyway, I�m Rock Python. Skin
harder than rock, and I�m pretty strong.�
The one with the serpentine lower half spoke. �And I am Bushmaster. My
abilities are� self-explanatory.� His lower half lashed back and forth.
Crimson Commando shrugged. �I just got finishing introducing my team, so
I don�t feel up to going through it a second time. So why don�t we cut
to the chase and beat the crap out of one another?�
�Kill them!� Fer De Lance cried out. The snake oriented villains
scattered, going for separate targets.
Fer De Lance raced right for Stonewall. The big man remained completely
motionless. The villainess shot a cruel smile and gave a shrill battle
cry as she brought her blades back, then drove them straight for
Stonewall�s heart.
They bounced off his skin, completely ineffective.
Fer De Lance was off guard by the uselessness of her weapons. Stonewall
responded with a loud �Furuba!� and swatted her away with an open palm
strike. She went sailing away, body limp as it landed with a thud on the
packed earth.
Bushmaster slid toward the small guy with the big hands, slithering
across the ground like his namesake. It would be but a moment�s work to
finish off the goofy-looking kid before attacking the big guy. While Fer
De Lance�s attack might have been ineffective, he�d see what effect
wrapping his bionic snake tail would have on the big man.
Bushmaster lashed out with the blades on the backs of his hands
(silently noting either he or Fer De Lance ought to switch the location
of the weapons, since they were nearly identical.) Much to Bushmaster�s
amazement, the small youth leapt into the air with an inhuman agility.
All he saw was a blur as two oversized feet planted themselves squarely
in his face. Powerful leg muscles drove the appendages into Bushmaster�s
skull, rattling his brain enough to cause unconsciousness. The last
thing that went though his mind was that the kid really needed to wash
his feet: they smelled awful.
Coachwhip ran toward the other little man, whips at the ready. He didn�t
look like much, not even worth flaying the skin from his bones. To her
surprise, he simply stood there, letting her draw within striking
distance. That would be his mistake. Even if he had some degree of
invulnerability, it wouldn�t do him any good. The tips of her whips were
adamantium steel, and with the velocity she could create, she could
drive them through just about anything. She smiled grimly and aimed
right at him�.
�And then he was gone.
Coachwhip was only vaguely aware of a blur that snared her whips in
mid-air. Something red seemed to pass by her vision. And then she felt
herself trip as her legs seemed to have become one giant appendage. She
tried to break her fall, but her arms were pinned to her sides. She gave
a brief cry as she fell face first to the ground.
Super Sabre stood confidently over his fallen foe. �That takes care of you.�
Coachwhip began writhing on the ground. �Oh god. I can�t believe you
tied me up in my own whips.�
�They aren�t too tight, are they?� Super Sabre asked, concern in his voice.
Her writhing increased . �No, but I can�t move a muscle, and it�s really
turning me on.�
�What?� Super Sabre asked, his jaw dropping.
Coachwhip began breathing hard, as though she had just raced in a
marathon. �Bondage is so erotic. Why don�t you put me over your knee and
spank me for being a bad girl?�
Super Sabre began to back away in fear. �No way!�
�Do a good enough job and I might reform,� Coachwhip offered.
�I�m not that sort of guy.�
Coachwhip tried wiggling toward him. �Whip my ass! You know you want to!�
Super Sabre ran away from her in terror.
The last member of the quartet, Rock Python walked slowly over to his
foe. There had been no doubt in his mind who he would pound into pulp.
Anyone stupid enough to insult a super-villain�s costume to his face
deserved to die. It wasn�t like there were any seminars on super
villains and style or something.
Crimson Commando aimed his gun at Rock Python and shot him in the legs.
The villain barely paused in his speed as he continued heading toward
his foe. Crimson Commando fired several more shots at various non-lethal
areas of Rock Python�s body, all to no effect. He even resorted to
shooting him in the head, which barely made him flinch.
�That won�t work,� Rock Python said, making a great production of
cracking his knuckles. �Even armor piercers won�t do more than leave a
bruise. And if you do that, I might break more than just your face.�
Crimson Commando tossed the weapon aside and pulled out a small boxlike
device. He aimed it at the villain, who was no more than ten feet away.
�Tell me something.�
�What?�
Crimson Commando pushed a button. A small dart with a suction tip shot
from the box and attached itself to Rock Python. Two wires led from the
dart to the box. �Your skin can still conduct electricity, right?�
Rock Python went from the dart. His fingers had just brushed against it
when the box shot a huge amount of amperage down the wires and into the
villain. Rock Python fell over, smoldering and clearly unconscious.
�Thought so,� Crimson Commando said, resetting the weapon.
�That was actually easy,� Gibbon said.
�Maybe superheroeing won�t get us killed after all,� Super Sabre said in
relief.
�Or it could be the day is merely young.�
All eyes turned toward the origin of the voice: the serpent saucer.
Standing at the base of the ramp --having walked out while everyone was
caught up in battle-- were a dozen people, also dressed in snake themed
costumes. All of them exuded an air of danger.
�This doesn�t look so good,� Gibbon said to no one in particular.
One of the people moved forward. He wore a full body costume and mask so
that no portion of his skin showed. Like the others it was reptilian,
completely brown with a long orange cape that billowed about him as
though it had a life of its own. He had a belt with a holstered pistol
of unknown design in it.
The villain clapped. �Bravo. Nice work. I sincerely thought those four
would do better with their audition.�
�Audition? What is this? Tryouts for �Super-villain Idol�?� Crimson
Commando snapped.
�Somewhat. The four people you fought were trying out for a position in
the Serpent Society. That�s us, by the way.� He indicated the large
group before him.
Super Sabre looked the group over. �There�re an awful lot of you.�
Sidewinder shrugged. �To be honest, we don�t have any true powerhouses
on the team. I guess anyone of the Hulk�s or Tomazooma�s stature doesn�t
want to go with a snake motif. Rhinoceroses or Buffalos seem to be more
in their line. But what we might lack in strength, we make up for in
versatility and numbers.�
�And you�re the leader?� Crimson Commando asked.
�Sidewinder, at your service.� He bowed.
�Thought so.� He turned to Super Sabre. �Blitz Package 8.�
Super Sabre nodded. That was one of their basic plays: Have the fast guy
take out the bad guys� leadership elements and throw the rank and file
into chaos. At least that was the plan.
Super Sabre ran forward full speed at Sidewinder. The world seemed to be
in slow motion as everyone else stood immobile. A dozen fists to the
head delivered in one second should knock him out. He didn�t seem to be
the type who had super durability or uncanny reflexes. After that he�d
go after anyone that seemed to be toting a weapon.
Super Sabre had cleared half the distance between him and Sidewinder
when something caught his eye. It was the woman standing next to
Sidewinder. Like him, she wore a full body suit, though a swath of green
hair poked out the top of her outfit. Her outfit was skin tight and
unusually plain, a black body suit that showed a slender form
underneath. Her boots were slightly large, and for some reason she wore
kneepads. She was the least snake-like of the group.
It was then she did the impossible: she moved. No, she didn�t just move,
she moved at normal speed. Super Sabre was so focused on Sidewinder he
had no time to react as the girl ran forward, arm outstretched. He
barely had enough time to roll with the clothesline as she nearly
decapitated him from the force of their opposing velocities.
Super Sabre�s unconscious body skidded across the ground at a speed in
excess of one hundred kilometer an hour. He kicked up a dust cloud that
stretched for a full kilometer before friction and inertia forced him to
stop.
The remaining members of Eyeshield 21 looked on in stunned silence.
The girl in black moved slow enough to become visible again, wrapping an
arm around Sidewinder�s waist in a very intimate manner.
Sidewinder said, �This is Black Racer. She moves fast in every way. She
seduced me within a week of meeting her.�
�What can I say? I�m talented,� she purred.
�I�ll let the others introduce themselves as they soundly thrash you,�
Sidewinder said, openly taking it easy in Black Racer�s arms.
The largest man in the group, who was dressed in a green and blue outfit
with a much better designed snake cowl than Rock Python, charged toward
the equally sizeable Stonewall. As he charged, he bellowed, �The name�s
Puff Adder, and I�m a lot stronger that that Rock Python geek.�
Stonewall merely stood there, bracing himself.
Puff Adder took a deep breath as he ran, seeming to become bigger a
moment before he struck Stonewall. He bowled into the hero full force.
And Puff Adder was sent flying backward anyway.
The villain lay on the ground, rubbing his head. �Geez. That guy didn�t
budge an inch.�
A beautiful woman, slender with a dancer�s body, moved next to the
fallen Puff Adder. She was dressed in a simple white dress that showed a
great deal of flesh, and with only a pair of green snakes flowing up the
side. The only other snake thing about her was a snake shaped tiara on
her brow.
�I don�t think you want to tangle with him, Asp. He�s a tough one,� Puff
Adder warned.
Asp looked Stonewall over. �Tell me, did he seem to be wearing armor?�
�Nah. He seemed more like Anaconda. Naturally tough. Not wearing armor
like Death Adder.�
�Good.� Asp held out her hands and a twisting bolt of yellow leapt forth
from her palms. It struck Stonewall dead center in his chest.
For a moment nothing happened, then Stonewall�s eyes rolled into the
back of his head and he hit the ground, unconscious.
Asp smiled at her handiwork. �It doesn�t matter how big he is. My venom
blasts paralyze the nervous system. If they can hit skin, they can
affect my foe.�
Puff Adder rose to his feet. �Nice moves, Aspie. How about after this is
all over you show me what other moves you have?�
She cradled his chin in her hand. �Don�t make me shoot you too, Puff. A
high enough dosage will still your heart.�
While Stonewall fell to Asp, Crimson Commando was in motion. To Gibbon
he yelled, �Run interference!� While he aimed a gun at the still casual
Sidewinder.
Gibbon looked at the half dozen super villains heading toward him and
Crimson Commando. �Oh what the hell?� He gave a war cry and leapt for
the group. Maybe a suicidal attack would catch them off guard and he
would beat them all. He had heart. He was the underdog. He wasn�t about
to let fear rule him. The good guys always won when those factors came
into play.
And then one of the snake men, with a tail with a knob on the end, shook
it in Gibbon�s direction. The monkey boy found himself struck with a
solid wall of vibrations that knocked him out.
�Score one for Rattler,� the man with the tail said.
Crimson Commando knew it was over, but was damned if he wouldn�t take
the cocky snake leader with him. He aimed a gun at Sidewinder, who
refused to move. Crimson Commando smiled. He had worked with Super Sabre
before. No matter how quick Black Racer was, she wasn�t fast enough to
prevent Crimson Commandos reflexes from firing first.
He squeezed the trigger. Just as he did so, Sidewinder�s cape flowed
around him, momentarily blocking him from view. Then the cape impossibly
folded in on itself so small that Sidewinder couldn�t possibly be in it.
Then it disappeared altogether.
Crimson Commando had only a second to wonder what had happened to his
adversary when he was struck from behind by a stun blast that rendered
him unconscious.
Sidewinder holstered the stun blaster. He turned to see the rest of the
serpents that had not taken on the superheroes had obliterated the
security forces. Like clockwork. �And that takes care of that.�
Black Racer disappeared for a few seconds, then came into view again, �I
swept the area. We�re secure.�
A lead pipe to the back of the head sent her to the ground.
Sidewinder gasped as fifth member of Eyeshield suddenly� well, he didn�t
exactly appear from nowhere, as if he had been invisible. Nor had he
been moving at super speed and finally slowed down. It was like he had
always been there and Sidewinder only happened to notice him because he
had hit Black Racer.
�Get him!� Sidewinder shouted.
Mr. Anonymous found himself set upon by over a dozen super villains, and
learned the hard way that sometimes anonymity was a blessing.
After beating the hero within an inch of his life, the serpents backed
away, though they double-checked the area to make sure no one else was
lurking in the background.
Now certain the area was secure, Sidewinder walked over to the vault. A
beautiful woman in a skimpy skin tight black outfit, and adorned with a
trio of lifelike small snakes wrapped around her body, examined the vault.
She wrapped a knuckle on the side. �Looks like adamantium to me. It�s
impossible for any of us to crack it.�
�So we�ll sidestep it, my dear Black Mamba.� Sidewinder�s cape engulfed
him again, folding in on itself until it disappeared from sight. A
moment later the process reversed itself, the cape appearing from
nowhere, and unwrapping to reveal the man underneath.
�Teleportation. Not much of an offensive power, but unparalleled in
obtaining hard to get merchandise.� Sidewinder held a peculiar device in
his hand. It almost appeared to be a holder for a torch, in approval.
�Excellent. With the other five pieces we have collected, we need only
one more, then our freedom will become a reality. But first, we need to
deal with our trainees.�
By this time the four petitioners had recovered and approached Sidewinder.
Fer De Lance was the first to speak. �That was a fluke. It wasn�t a true
test of my abilities. I�ve killed dozens of people more powerful than
that. Give me another--.�
�Relax,� Sidewinder smoothed. �You all passed.�
�But they defeated us,� Bushmaster pointed out.
�You were overmatched. Also there was too much of a reliance on weapon
users in your grouping rather than the variety of skills needed against
superheroes. All of you have abilities that will benefit the Serpent
Society. Line up, if you would. Cottonmouth!�
Cottonmouth approached his leader. He was on the slender side, with a
gray costume with yellow boots and gloves. The abdomen of his suit had
design to make it look like it was a mouth. He wore a headpiece as well,
similar to Puff Adder�s, but with a chin guard. The top and bottom had
faux teeth, making it look like his face was inside a giant mouth.
�The induction ceremony, as we discussed,� Sidewinder said.
Cottonmouth nodded, pulling out four communications devises that also
served as homing beacons.
He handed one to Bushmaster. �Like the tail,� Cottonmouth said.
Bushmaster bowed his head, stoically accepting the card.
Next Cottonmouth walked up to Rock Python. �That guy didn�t know what he
was talking about. It�s a great headpiece.�
�Yours is nice too.� He accepted the card as well.
Coachwhip was next. Cottonmouth said, �Here you go, and if you ever need
tying up, I can show you a good time.� He grinned lasciviously.
�Snakes turn me off,� she said icily.
Cottonmouth paused, staring at the woman trying to determine if she was
serious.
�Just get on with it,� Sidewinder urged him before Cottonmouth could
even try to argue the point.
He walked up to the last one in line. �And yours.�
Fer De Lance accepted the badge.
Cottonmouth then showed his superhuman ability as his jaw literally
dropped a foot and a half, showing off a set of razor sharp teeth. He
lunged forward, his mouth widening to inhuman dimensions as he engulfed
Fer De Lance�s entire head. His jaws shut with an audible snap. There
was the sound of bone breaking as he drew his head back.
Fer De Lance�s headless corpse sprayed blood everywhere as the body fell
backward, spasming reflexively.
The three remaining inductees stood paralyzed for a second. Then they
reacted, backing away from Cottonmouth, weapons at the ready.
�Oh my god!� Bushmaster said.
�What the hell is going on?� Rock Python shouted.
Coachwhip held her whips apart, one looking like it might wrap around
Cottonmouth, while the other was aimed in Sidewinder�s direction. �I
thought you said we were on the team!�
�You are,� Sidewinder said as the sounds of bone continuing to break
came from Cottonmouth�s now impossibly swollen cheeks, though they were
becoming smaller by the second. �Unfortunately for Fer De Lance, she was
already on another team and was only pretending to be on ours. She was a
Hydra double agent. I am very much an �honor among thieves� sort of
leader, which is why I bargained for our official release from our
current employer rather than just running off, despite her giving many
of us our abilities. Like Cottonmouth�s cybernetic cranial and digestive
tract reconstruction.�
Cottonmouth nodding in acknowledgement, crunching away.
�Excuse me for one second,� Asp said, then ran behind a nearby rock so
she could vomit in privacy.
Sidewinder looked toward the group. �If anyone else feels they can�t
handle their turncoat nature, feel free to leave now. There won�t be any
repercussions.�
One of the men dressed in a copper colored snake outfit, whose name was,
appropriately enough, Copperhead, approached Sidewinder. He handed over
his card, then walked off.
When no one else stepped forward, Sidewinder said, �Excellent. We will
now return to our employer so she can fix our Serpent Saucer. We have
but one more piece to track down, then we�ll be freelancers and our own
bosses. No more goddamn requests for vacations, time card punching, or
filling out forms in triplicate. And to add frosting to the cake, I got
us a top notch severance package to give us a start. I have my eye on
this cozy little hideaway in Hawaii for our base of operations. No dark
dank fortresses in the middle of nowhere for us. It�ll be fun in the sun
and ocean waves lapping at our feet��
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Avenging
Act II, Chapter 9
The Lesson of the Serpents
(Strength in Numbers)
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