Subject: [FFML] Re: [Ranma][Fanfic] The Adventures of Lost Girl, Darth Mousse, and Some Asshole, Part 4
From: Jared Waddell
Date: 11/28/2005, 11:51 PM
To: "" <>

--- George Masologites <> wrote:

Part 4: "Return of the Asshole"

Ooh... do we ge to see the dreaded "Asshole Fu?"

Ryoga awoke at first light, and found that the rain had
stopped during the night, replaced by an ominously dark
cloud cover.  The first thing she noticed was that Ukyou
was sitting rigidly upright next to her, sitting in the
lotus meditation position.

I think you mean 'the second thing she noticed' as the first thing she
noticed was the clouds.


By noon, they were beginning to get frustrated.

By mid-afternoon, they were bickering and complaining
bitterly about the overwhelming stupidity of their current

By evening they would begin to perish one by one, the survivors feeding
off the dead and whittling flutes from their shin bones, though they had
no need for flutes no any idea how to play one...

"And...uh, what is the Khala, exacty?"

Ukyou shrugged.  "No idea."

These little zealotisms are funny.

Cologne perched on her staff behind Mousse, a hard
expression on her ancient features.  "Mousse!  Where is my

Mousse: Where evil cannot touch her!


"Ranma Saotome..." he mumbled to himself, grinning
maniacially.  He crushed a stone in his hand effortlessly.
"Today is the day you DIE!"

The phrase 'My name is Inigo Montoya,' popped into his head,
unbidden.  He forced it back out with a scowl, and took in
a long breath of the clean morning air.

Actually, I've always been partial to the phrase "My name is Ryu Kumon.
You killed my father. Prepare to die!"


He laughed evilly.  "FOOLS!" he thundered.  "Only
_imbeciles_ leave their keys in the car!"

He's dangerously close to channeling Dark Helmet there.

Where 'there' was anywhere away from the nine-foot-tall
monstrosity keeping pace with a Corvette going 75...80...85
miles per hour.

He scowled.  "Accursed machine!" he raged, putting the
accelerator all the way to the floor.  "FASTER!"


"CURSES!!" he roared, as the Corvette sailed off the

Now would be a good time to starting humming the Star Wars opening theme.
(and yeah, there's a reference in there)


"It is TIME," the armored monster declared, holding an
absurdly tiny bokken in its gauntleted hands.  "I, Tatewaki
Kuno, the Light Warrior of Furinkan High School, will
destroy that foul sorcerer Saotome this day!"

Oh NO...


I have to say that other than the annoying
up-before-the-crack-of-dawn-and-enjoying-it vacationers, this was a
pretty good part. Reminds me of Three Goons a bit...just when you think
the situation can't get any crazier, it does.

Good read.

Rick "The art of my revenge is in crayon." Spiff

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