The Eternal Lost Lurker wrote:

*eyes the title* This one's gonna hurt...

At least a little, but then, don't they all?

Tomo shook her head. "It's true. All they have to do is act macho and 
they
get everything handed to them. It's disgusting!"

What world is SHE living in?

The grass is always greener on the other side.

Yomi suddenly had a very bad feeling, the kind that came when she found
herself in an inescapable situation and counted herself lucky if she came
out of it with all her body parts intact.

And without spontaneously growing any new ones.

Yeah, that too.

"Only you could be stupid enough to think this proves anything." Yomi sat
back down, intent on pretending she didn't know Tomo until she started
acting normal. Or at least dressed like a girl, since going for normal 
was
aiming a bit too high.

heheheh

Normal is a relative term anyway.

"No, it's Tomo. Tomo Tokino."

Takino.

Whoops. Will change

"Oh." A puzzled expression replaced Osaka's awe. "So asking Tomo out is a
bad idea, huh?"

Go for it, Osaka! XD

No, no yuri in this one. Not much anyway

Yomi couldn't seem to get her mouth to open, which was just as well, 
since
her tongue refused to obey her commands to speak either. She doubted

looking

like a panting dog would impress the guy.

"I thought you might like to go out sometime," Yuuto continued.

Too good to be true...

More like something will ruin it for her.

Before Yomi could say a word, a hand fell heavily on her shoulder and

Tomo's

voice bellowed, "Hey there, Buddy, you'd better be ready for the fight of
your life when you go hitting on another man's woman."

Someone's about to die.

And in a great deal of pain, as well.

Tomo stared at her in confusion. "So you're saying you want to be my 
bitch
instead of my girlfriend?"

I think Yomi's about to show Tomo whole new levels of the word "bitch".

Heh

It was at that moment Kagura entered. She watched in confusion as Tomo 
ran
in circles around the room, just out of reach of Yomi. Since Osaka was
closest to her, Kagura asked, "What's going on?"

"A lover's quarrel. Some guy tried to seduce Yomi away from Tomo, and

they're > arguing about it," Osaka said.

"Oh, I see." And understood that she had no intention of getting 
involved,
so Kagura backed up and exited the room.

[Kagura] "Nothing new here..."

More like she knows no good will come of her intruding.

"But if I ever need a short person's perspective on something, you're the
first person I'll come to."

"And I'm not that short!" Chiyo fumed.

Chiyo needs to form a party with Lina Inverse and Edward Elric...

Lina's hang up is primarily her breasts, though

"Yep. He was showing us pictures of the mule," Tomo said. "It even looks
like him."

*facefault*

You just knew it couldn't be that easy.

The girls breathed a sigh of relief.

Tomo continued. "And I found out why Kouguchi is called 'The Anaconda'."

"Is it because he owns a snake?" Chiyo asked.

Tomo shook her head. "It's because he's huge."

*SNRK*

And that I wouldn't use the same misdirection ploy twice.

Nyamo blushed. "It's. It's not that it's. important. It's just. an added
bonus if they happen to. you know.."

"Have a nickname like 'The Anaconda?" Tomo asked.

"Yes! Exactly! I have to get ready for class." Nyamo exited the locker

room

very quickly.

She has to go spy on the Anaconda.

Heh. No, she's not that bad.

"How about that. I couldn't even tell you were wearing a chest wrap."

Osaka

turned to her companions. "Could any of you tell?"

They shook their heads.

Tomo's shoulders slumped in misery. "You're a cold, cold person, Osaka."

XD

I've added this bit to the scene. I came up with away from the computer and 
forgot to write it down. So when I did the story, it only came to me after 
posting.

Tomo's shoulders slumped in misery. "You're a cold, cold person, Osaka." 
Tomo continued changing by removing her pants. She had just finished taking 
them off when she noticed everyone staring at her. "What?"



"What's that?" Chiyo asked, pointing at her undergarment.



"A jockstrap," Tomo said, as though it were the most obvious thing in the 
world.



"That's going too far!" Yomi shouted.



"Oh, so you think I don't need the cup either, huh?"

~~Battle of the Sexes~~

Girls always win that one, because all guys are easy to pussywhip into
submission.

Except gay guys. But they don't count.

Crossdressing girls don't either.

"Guess the shoe's on the other foot now," Tomo boasted.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Kagura asked.

"That you're going to be eating my dust for a change. Everyone knows guys
are better at sports than girls."

God, she really IS stupider than shit.

It's what makes thing funny, though. Azu would be a lot less funny without 
Tomo causing problems.

Tomo's confidence was unwavering. "It doesn't prove anything. I let you

win

'cause everyone knows it's uncool for guys to beat girls."

Kagura shook her head sadly. "One thing I will say you're good at; you
bullshit as much as any guy."

Ain't that the truth. XD

Oui

"I'd rather not know," Tomo said as she and the girls backed away

fearfully.

"Yeah, I guess the story isn't so funny after all," Yukari shuddered.

XD

Funny is subjective as well

Chiyo stood in the doorway, her hair undone and falling to her shoulders,
dressed in a boy's school uniform.

Darn. I'd called Sakaki.

I thought it worked best for Chiyo. Besides, it's not possible to strap down 
Sakaki's chest.

"Ch.Chiyo-chan," Yomi said.

"It's Chiyo-kun now." Chiyo tried grumbling in a tough guy tone, but her
voice was so high-pitched it simply made her more endearing.

Yomi felt a blush rise to her cheeks as she softly intoned, "Cute" in a

way

that would have done Sakaki proud. Maybe there was something to be said
about cross-dressing after all.

Hehee.

Great stuff. XD

Thanks. Glad you liked it. Thanks for the comments as well

DB Sommer 



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