*eyes the title* This one's gonna hurt...

Tomo shook her head. "It's true. All they have to do is act macho and they
get everything handed to them. It's disgusting!"

What world is SHE living in?

Yomi suddenly had a very bad feeling, the kind that came when she found
herself in an inescapable situation and counted herself lucky if she came
out of it with all her body parts intact.

And without spontaneously growing any new ones.

"Only you could be stupid enough to think this proves anything." Yomi sat
back down, intent on pretending she didn't know Tomo until she started
acting normal. Or at least dressed like a girl, since going for normal was
aiming a bit too high.

heheheh

"No, it's Tomo. Tomo Tokino."

Takino.

"Oh." A puzzled expression replaced Osaka's awe. "So asking Tomo out is a
bad idea, huh?"

Go for it, Osaka! XD

Yomi couldn't seem to get her mouth to open, which was just as well, since
her tongue refused to obey her commands to speak either. She doubted

looking

like a panting dog would impress the guy.

"I thought you might like to go out sometime," Yuuto continued.

Too good to be true...

Before Yomi could say a word, a hand fell heavily on her shoulder and

Tomo's

voice bellowed, "Hey there, Buddy, you'd better be ready for the fight of
your life when you go hitting on another man's woman."

Someone's about to die.

Tomo stared at her in confusion. "So you're saying you want to be my bitch
instead of my girlfriend?"

I think Yomi's about to show Tomo whole new levels of the word "bitch".

It was at that moment Kagura entered. She watched in confusion as Tomo ran
in circles around the room, just out of reach of Yomi. Since Osaka was
closest to her, Kagura asked, "What's going on?"

"A lover's quarrel. Some guy tried to seduce Yomi away from Tomo, and

they're > arguing about it," Osaka said.

"Oh, I see." And understood that she had no intention of getting involved,
so Kagura backed up and exited the room.

[Kagura] "Nothing new here..."

"But if I ever need a short person's perspective on something, you're the
first person I'll come to."

"And I'm not that short!" Chiyo fumed.

Chiyo needs to form a party with Lina Inverse and Edward Elric...

Discovering she had an audience, Tomo elaborated. "I found out why they

call

Kakazu, 'The Mule'."

Everyone but Chiyo and Osaka suddenly recoiled.

Osaka said, "I thought it was because he was born on a farm on the same

day

a mule was, and they named him after the animal."

"Yep. He was showing us pictures of the mule," Tomo said. "It even looks
like him."

*facefault*

The girls breathed a sigh of relief.

Tomo continued. "And I found out why Kouguchi is called 'The Anaconda'."

"Is it because he owns a snake?" Chiyo asked.

Tomo shook her head. "It's because he's huge."

*SNRK*

Nyamo blushed. "It's. It's not that it's. important. It's just. an added
bonus if they happen to. you know.."

"Have a nickname like 'The Anaconda?" Tomo asked.

"Yes! Exactly! I have to get ready for class." Nyamo exited the locker

room

very quickly.

She has to go spy on the Anaconda.

"How about that. I couldn't even tell you were wearing a chest wrap."

Osaka

turned to her companions. "Could any of you tell?"

They shook their heads.

Tomo's shoulders slumped in misery. "You're a cold, cold person, Osaka."

XD

~~Battle of the Sexes~~

Girls always win that one, because all guys are easy to pussywhip into
submission.

Except gay guys. But they don't count.

"Guess the shoe's on the other foot now," Tomo boasted.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Kagura asked.

"That you're going to be eating my dust for a change. Everyone knows guys
are better at sports than girls."

God, she really IS stupider than shit.

Tomo's confidence was unwavering. "It doesn't prove anything. I let you

win

'cause everyone knows it's uncool for guys to beat girls."

Kagura shook her head sadly. "One thing I will say you're good at; you
bullshit as much as any guy."

Ain't that the truth. XD

"---definitely not in any way shape or form Minamo Kurosawa and don't let
anyone tell you otherwise," Yukari added. The feeling of her own mortality
peering over her shoulder suddenly lessened, as though it were moving away
down the hall and into Nyamo's homeroom.

"I'd rather not know," Tomo said as she and the girls backed away

fearfully.

"Yeah, I guess the story isn't so funny after all," Yukari shuddered.

XD

"What? This?" Tomo fingered her outfit. "Actually, I did come dressed as a
guy again, but someone else was cross-dressing too and, as much as I hate

to

admit it, she looked better than me. I know when I'm outclassed, so I
switched back to skirts, make-up, and tampons."

"Someone else?" Yomi looked about the room, but saw no other girls dressed
in a boy's uniform.

Chiyo stood in the doorway, her hair undone and falling to her shoulders,
dressed in a boy's school uniform.

Darn. I'd called Sakaki.

"Ch.Chiyo-chan," Yomi said.

"It's Chiyo-kun now." Chiyo tried grumbling in a tough guy tone, but her
voice was so high-pitched it simply made her more endearing.

Yomi felt a blush rise to her cheeks as she softly intoned, "Cute" in a

way

that would have done Sakaki proud. Maybe there was something to be said
about cross-dressing after all.

Hehee.

Great stuff. XD

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