Wee. C+C"

Michael A Chase wrote:

Pink still had no idea why that bitch Joketsuzoku had done such a thing 
to Link. Okay, maybe it had something to do with Pink ambushing
Shampoo first, knocking her out, then dumping her unconscious body over a 
nearby waterfall, leaving her for dead. But she had it coming.
When Pink had found her boyfriend, Li sporting two black eyes and sore 
ribs, she demanded to know what had happened. He informed Pink that the 
Amazon had come onto him, and when he politely explained that he already 
had a girlfriend, she beat him up for resisting her advances. Such an 
action could never be forgiven. Pink was perfectly justified in her 
actions.

The nerve of Shampoo, coming on to Pink boyfriend!  How could she
possibly resist him, even if he isn't a pretty girl?

They don't know of that little preference of Shampoo's.

The old man put down his spoon. "Oh ho, yet more mysterious strangers
have found themselves drawn to Mt. Terror, have they?"

Not chopsticks?

Too much of a broth. Needed a spoon.

"That would prove I was really here. All I need to do is put the 
photograph in my memoirs." Pink pulled out her wallet. "I'll take one
of the shirts and the one of the baseball caps."

What's on the caps?  "Mt Terror Lawn and Garden Club"?

Heh

"This is probably some corporation's illegal dumping ground for toxic
waste, and they use the old story for a cover," Link mumbled to herself. 
What she wouldn't give to be an attorney at this moment.

So you're saying she's totally evil?

Yes, she's just more subtle about it.

Pink stared evilly at the plant. "I'm going to see if I can't use this 
thing on Shampoo for when we capture her. The slut wanted something 
shaped like this inside her, so I'm going to give her what she wants."

I guess Pink hasn't heard about Shampoo's preferences.  Even if she
doesn't chew on carpets. :}b

Heh. Nice to see that line stuck in your memory.

Link's hand went to her belt knife. She had only just cleared the blade 
from its scabbard when several of the plants shot out of the ground, 
wrapping themselves around her wrists and her ankles. Panicked, the knife 
slipped from Link's grasp and fell to the ground.
Frantically, she tried pulling, but the plants seemed to defy the laws of 
nature by remaining wrapped around her. She saw that Pink was
in a similar predicament as other plants had wrapped themselves around 
her limbs, immobilizing her as well.

If the knife panicked, it may be the smartest thing present.

Will reword.

Soun gulped and dragged Genma away even more forcefully, leaving Kasumi 
to stare at them in confusion.

I would expect the girls to be aware of Soun's monthly problem.

It's early and she's not putting two and two together right now.

There was a scream a moment later, then silence.

Does that mean the plant's not gay?

Nope. It swings both ways.

Ranma hummed happily to himself as he finished touching up his 
appearance. High school bathrooms might not be the best place to make
oneself look good, but he could manage. Not a hair was out of place,
No zits. No signs of injury {form : from} his last fight with
Ryouga. He did heal fast, luckily. He was his usual, handsome, suave
self. He was going to knock his date dead.

She'd be a lot more fun if she's still alive.  Maybe that's why he's
having so much trouble getting dates.

Heh

Ranma waffled a little. "It's starting off as just a meeting, but you
know how these things go. It'll be a date by the end of the day."

Lots of cold water around after all.

That would do it.

Inwardly, Ranma smiled. Women liked it when a guy showed some attention 
to their interests, and showing her he had good monetary sense would 
impress her as well. He'd get into her pants by the end of the night.

Probably true, as Ranko.

But Nabby's meddling is messing that up for now. Ranma can't complain, 
though, as he had his twins.

The discussion finally broke Sayuri down as the vines hovered menacingly 
at her orifices. "Please, Ranma, get me away from this thing! I'll do 
anything, even go on a date with you!"

So much for hard to get.

Tentacle plants can break down a person's resolve fast.

"Like anyone falls for that," Link said.

"I thought I saw something near that tree," Pink said, her attention 
focused on something behind her.

Yep.

If it never worked, no one would use it. :)

It rested like that for a moment, {than : then} the plant roared out in 
pain.

Did he eat something extra spicey yesterday?

Ah ha. Something you don't see too often in lemons: a plot point

Thanks for the comments.

DB Sommer 



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