On 03/10/2005 04:31 AM, DB Sommer said:
�However, just as the demon was being hurled back to his dimension, one
of the champions taunted him. It was more than the demon could take. So,
at great personal risk to itself, the demon unleashed the last of his
energy and linked it to a curse of revenge. It is not said what this
curse was, for legend has it the various champions wanted to bear this
burden alone. All that is known is that what was done to the champion
who had dared to belittle the demon affected them all.
I was wondering if Soun and Genma's monthly problem might have started
here, but forty years ago would be too far back for them to be
personally involved. Happosai might have been around, but he was
already a short pervert long before this fight. Any of them would be
stupid enough to taunt a demon.
Soun said, �Yes, {daughter : Daughter}. We get up early now and then.�
Rather than backing off, Ranma�s eyes narrowed slightly. �Ever have a
Doberman use you as his personal chew toy?�
�Ah, No,� Sayuri said.
�Been thrown into a pit of starving cats?�
�Can�t say I have.�
�Swim through shark infested water while having an open wound?�
�I can�t swim.�
�Been buried in sand up to your neck and have crows try to poke your
eyes out?�
�No,� Sayuri looked like she was ready to bolt.
I guess that leaves out talking about his training journey.
The worst part about it was, Sayuri seemed to become increasingly
interested in Ranko. Ironically, everything Ranma told her about the
�other girl� was the truth, other than the whole gender issue. Applying
his own background to her seemed the easiest way to answer Sayuri�s
questions. How unfortunate he couldn�t show her his curse, but he had no
desire to be treated like a freak. He�d never be able to score with the
chicks if they knew he lost his balls with a little cold water, Shampoo
being a notable exception. It was his guy half she didn�t care for. It
was remarkable how that curse was complicating his already complicated life.
Interesting that even while thinking about which gender Shampoo prefers
he still doesn't get a hint of a clue about Sayuri.
Link translated, �The master says that your disbelief is typical of the
racism against plants and highlights his {purposed to : purpose for} coming to
civilization.�
The discussion finally broke Sayuri down as the vines hovered menacingly
at her orifices. �Please, Ranma, get me away from this thing! I�ll do
anything, even go on a date with you!�
She's getting desperate.
Unfortunately for Link, screaming at her sister�s naivet� meant focusing
her attention {to : on} her. Ranma ran forward, grabbed the girls by the sides
of their heads, and then brought them together with a resounding thud.
Both of the twins hit the ground, stunned.
While Ranma finished off the pair, Sayuri�s predicament grew {direr : more dire} as
one of the phallic shaped vines had drawn up near her face. �No, don�t
do it! I�ll respect plant rights. I�ll swear off being a vegetarian and
only eat meat!�
It rested like that for a moment, than the plant roared out in pain.
The light glowed brighter as Ranma built up the charge by waving his
hands in a circle. �This is it, pal! Anything Goes School of Martial
Arts Final Attack: It�s Only An Exit, Not An Entrance!�
I guess all that exercising Ranma's been doing since Kunou started
coming on to him is paying off.
Ranma�s head jerked in confusion. �Keep her motor running?� And he could
have sworn she said something about �Never having eaten Chinese before�
under her breath.
She's met Shampoo, but I guess she didn't get a chance to know her with
the detention.
�Wait,� Pink gasped out. �Let me get off one more time, and I�ll
dedicate a chapter to you.�
She's hard to please, he should have earned a couple chapters already.
At first Ranma was afraid she had {climax : climaxed} too hard, that the plant energy
had some horrible side effect, but a quick check showed she was merely
resting. The influx of energy (undoubtedly in conjunction with his
talented lovemaking) had left Pink with that petite morte stuff he had
read about in one of Kasumi�s Harlequin romance novels.
Further thoughts on the matter were killed instantly as a familiar voice
said in a Kansai drawl, �Whal, whal, whal. Lookee here, boys. It looks
to be like we�ve dun stumbled upon discovered bunch of pre-verts engaged
in an orgy. And we got the paint boy on the scene as well, applying a
basecoat to a bunch of these here people, no doubt.�
He's a bit late. Their post-verts by now.
Ranma winced upon seeing the now altogether too familiar figure of
Sheriff Heero T. Justice and his posse of deputies, looking upon the
scene {with : through} his trademark mirrored sunglasses with disdain.
�I went on a date that wasn�t a date. Got raped by a tentacle plant. Got
arrested. Luckily, there was a videotape of the plant attacking everyone
and me killing it, so Sheriff Justice let me go on the basis I wasn�t
�pre-verted� enough to arrest. He went back to burn the plant to ashes,
and is going to deport the girls responsible for bringing it into his
jurisdiction. He really doesn�t like perverted things, does he?�
If Pink and Link come back, who will they be looking for? Shampoo,
Ranma, or Sayuri?