Subject: [FFML] Re: [fanfic][Eva/Megas] Evas XLR chapter 1
From: "The Eternal Lost Lurker" <lurkerdrome@sbcglobal.net>
Date: 2/21/2005, 10:23 AM
To: "Nidoking" <nidoking@sbcglobal.net>, "FFML" <ffml@anifics.com>


    "A blowtorch?" exclaimed Kiva, taking a few steps back. "Are you
sure you know what you're doing?"
    "I'm gonna be fighting one of the mightiest forces in the universe,"
replied Coop, taking the requested tools from Jamie. "I'm gonna need all
the power I can get."
    Kiva pushed him roughly aside and grabbed the glass jar in one hand.
She quickly twisted the lid off with the other and offered it to Coop.

*SNRK* It's funny because it's true XD (Why is that, anyway? Why can women
easily open jars men strain and struggle to open? o.o;)

    "It was a joke," Kiva pointed out. "I wouldn't touch that thing if
it was the only food in the house."
    Coop stared at her and blinked.
    Kiva caught the drift quickly. "Don't tell me... you used all the
food in the house to make that one sandwich?"

Of course. It IS Coop, after all.

    "Mind if I tag along?" asked Jamie. "I don't want to be here when he
starts eating that thing. There are times and places where watching Coop
eat is fascinating, and this is neither."

I'm inclined to agree. x.x;

    "You know, we DO ride in Megas with you when you fight the Glorft
and destroy planet-eating monsters and win giant robot tournaments and
stuff," Jamie reminded him.
    "Yeah, but that's just the same stuff we do every day. THIS..." - he
gestured grandly at the Coop Extreme - "is an adventure!"

Yeah, and one that's gonna go down the toilet faster than Enterprise's
ratings.

    "Aside from being stranded in the past with a guy who can turn a
kitchen full of food into a single meal?"
    "It's not THAT much food," Coop countered.
    The gravitational pull of the food's mass finally overcame the
quantum boundary, and the entire sandwich collapsed in on itself in a
temporary black hole, sucking in most of the magnets from the
refrigerator and the entire gallery of Coop's kindergarten art before
vanishing into a singularity.

*SNRK* Good one!

    "Darn right I'd be upset!" Coop poked a meaty index finger into
Jamie's face. "You know I can't eat lunch alone! Think of my stomach the
next time you wander off and disappear!"
    "Hey, relax!" Jamie said defensively. "It didn't really happen! Kiva
just said what if!"
    "Oh, yeah." Coop rubbed his chin. "I guess I oughtta stock up on
one-player games, just in case."

*snrk*

    "That's not what I meant," said Kiva. "I was talking about being
separated from everyone you know and care about."
    "He's done that before," said Jamie. "One time, he left to go to the
store and didn't come back for weeks. He got lost in the woods and ended
up living with a family of boars."
    "Wouldn't they have eaten him?" asked Kiva.
    "It was just last year," Jamie explained. "He could have eaten
THEM."
    "Me, cook? No way!" Coop protested.

*snicker*

    "Don't think I haven't tried," Coop said defensively. "I used four
whole rolls of duck tape on that thing, AND I used components from seven
different game consoles. It just plain doesn't work."
    Jamie looked at the device in question, which was sitting in the
middle of the yard surrounded by a pile of tools and parts. "Um, Coop?"
he ventured. "Have you tried this button marked 'ON'?"

A Computer Stupidities classic, that is.

    Coop stared at the button and casually spun it around. "Hey, what do
you know? It does say 'ON'. Wonder what it does."
    "You think maybe it turns the machine on?" Jamie guessed.
    "Nah. I always write 'NO' on the start button. Otherwise, why would
I ever press it?"

That's almost logical. o.o;;

    Jamie put his hands up. "You know, considering that Coop's the one
who put this back together, I think we'd better -"
    Kiva cast him a glare hot enough to melt a star.
    "- put that thing in Megas and fire it up right now," Jamie quickly
finished. "The future's not getting any closer, right?"

Heheheh.

    "I get the feeling I'm supposed to say something really deep and
philosophical now," said Coop.
    "Like what?"
    "You expect ME to think of something? I'm too hungry to think. I
missed lunch. Both lunches."
    "Oh, yeah." Jamie nodded sagely. "Philosophy's overrated anyway."
    "That'll work," said Coop.

Heh.

    Coop shrugged. "The last time I had the time drive mostly working,
it was making fruit smoothies out of dirt."
    Jamie retched. "I had three of those!"

x.x;;

    Coop examined the device that took up half of the back seat and
scratched his chin. "I think I see the problem. This connection's
backward."
    "You installed it, didn't you?"
    "Usually, I get enough parts backward that it all evens out."

XD

    Suddenly, as if announcing the world's most inappropriately timed
Monty Python sketch, a giant metal foot stomped on the spiderlike Angel,
crushing it.

XD!

This has potential to be either very amusing or a massive train wreck.
Either way, it's going to be a lot of fun to read. XD Good job.

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