Subject: [FFML] [Fanfic][One-Shot][Love Hina] Growing Attached (second half)
From: "Jose Argao" <ukyo_rulz@edsamail.com.ph>
Date: 5/21/2004, 5:39 AM
To: "ffml" <ffml@anifics.com>



This would be the second part of my fic.

Jose Argao


*****

    "Impossible. It's totally impossible. It's just... too
freaky."

	Naru put the yardstick Kitsune had given her down on the
living room's center table and glared at her best friend. Kitsune
picked it up and regarded her with an amused smile.

	"Naru, I'm serious about this. I swear that when I put
this baby against it, that's where it ended. I put a mark on it right
there, see? What do you think, Shinobu-chan?"

	Shinobu took the yardstick from Kitsune, a bit confused as
to why it was being given to her. She wondered if it was appropriate
for her to be present in this conversation. She certainly didn't think
so, but she didn't want to leave either. As a growing girl, she was
starting to get... curious. She glanced at the mark on the wooden
measuring instrument and instantly blushed.

	"Well, I'm not really sure what to think. I mean, it _is_
kind of hard to believe but the world is full of strange and wonderful
things that--"

	Naru interrupted Shinobu by grabbing the yardstick and
throwing it back onto the table. "But nothing! This is crazy. I can't
believe we're even having this conversation. I can't believe you'd
resort to lying just to get a laugh off of poor Shinobu-chan, Kitsune.
It's not very nice of you."

	Kitsune raised an eyebrow at Naru's remark. "Well, why don't
we go up to Motoko's room and find out for ourselves? Unlike your
amazing punches, Motoko's attacks seldom displace Keitaro by more
than a couple of meters. He should still be there."

	The three of them made their way towards Motoko's room and
knocked on the door. When Motoko didn't answer, Shinobu called out
to get her attention.

	"Motoko-sempai, it's us. We just want to know if Keitaro-sempai
is still in there. Please answer the door."

	The three girls waited a while longer, but it didn't take
long for Kitsune to run out of patience. She lightly pushed Shinobu
out of the way and opened the door to Motoko's room, revealing its
contents to all.

	Kitsune shrugged at the nasty looks Shinobu and Naru were
giving her. "Let's just go in. I'm sure that Motoko wouldn't mind--"

	The three of them started dumbstruck at Motoko's room. The
last time they were inside it, the room had been immaculately clean.
Now it was a mess. School supplies, clothes, furniture and broken
pieces of wood were scattered everywhere, as though a struggle had
taken place in the room. As for Motoko herself, there was no sign of
her.

*****

	"That last time was wonderful, Keitaro. If I had known that
you were so good in... you know... I would have done this with you a
long time ago. I couldn't believe the size of your... I mean... you
were just amazing. I just need to ask one thing... how did you know
that I liked it... rough."

	Keitaro smiled broadly and put one of his arms around Motoko
as he lay beside her. They were lying in the middle of a clearing on
the floor of Motoko's room. He had his head propped up on one of his
arms. He pulled Motoko closer to himself with the other so that her
head rested on his chest as he answered her question.

	"I know everything about you, Motoko-chan. In fact, I'll bet
I know you better than you know yourself. It was easy for me to figure
out your preferences."

	Motoko raised her head to look at Keitaro, her one true love.

	"Let's go away, darling. Away from this life... away from
everything. We can live in the mountains, just you and me! I can catch
food and you can take care of things back at home. We can live on our
own, without anyone else bothering us."

	Keitaro shook his head. "I don't know about that. Wouldn't
it be a bit unfair for you? I mean, you'd be out all day hunting or
whatever and I'd just be lounging around at home."

	Motoko giggled as she replied. "Oh, I'm sure you're going to
have your hands full once the kids are born."

*****

	"That's the only thing that could possibly have happened. They
obviously ran off together to live in the mountains!"

	Shinobu started hyperventilating as she mulled Kitsune's words
over in her mind. "Keitaro-sempai and Motoko-sempai... doing perverted
things... running off together... mountains... having children...."

	Naru took the frightened little girl in her arms and tried to
comfort her. "Shinobu-chan, don't listen to Kitsune. What she said...
it couldn't possibly have happened. Kitsune, I told you to stop scaring
Shinobu like that. You know she has a fragile mind!"

	Kitsune shrugged once more. "You can indulge in denial as
much as you want, but the evidence speaks for itself. Motoko and
Keitaro aren't here. Where would they be if not the mountains?"

	"Actually, it looks like they're headed for the park."

	Naru whirled around in surprise at the sound of the voice. She
found Su hanging upside-down from the ceiling of Motoko's room.

	"Su! How long have you been there? How do you know where
Keitaro and Motoko are?"

	Su executed a perfect flip to get down from the ceiling. She
landed on her feet and raised a small, circular object into the air.

	"The Keitaro and Motoko detector! It detects the presence of
all Keitaro and Motoko-like organisms within a ten mile radius! Amazing
isn't it? I designed it myself."

	Naru took the detector from Su and looked at it. She was able
to see two small dots moving away from the center of its screen, which
she assumed represented the user.

	'Wait a minute! If these two dots are really Keitaro and
Motoko, that must mean that they're together. Why would they be walking 
around together in public unless....'

	A mental image of Keitaro and Motoko raising a family in a
log cabin located in the mountains passed through Naru's mind. The
thought sent shivers down her spine. Naru stood up and addressed her
companions with her most authoritative voice.

	"Come on, everyone. We're going out to look for Keitaro and
Motoko!"

*****

	"Are you certain that Seta-san will be able to help?"

	Motoko whispered into Keitaro's ear as the two of them
walked along a busy sidewalk towards the area where Seta's van was
parked. Her hair was tied up into braids. She was wearing a baseball
cap, dark sunglasses, and her traditional samurai clothing. The
embarrassed warrior would have changed her clothes as well, but the
glue had seeped straight through her hakama and taking it off was
impossible. For his part, Keitaro had changed out of his pajamas
and was wearing his usual clothing.

	Keitaro replied affirmatively, fearing for the continued
health of his hand. "I think so. When I called him on the phone
before we left, he told me to go to his van right away."

	The two walked together for a few more meters in silence,
ignoring the curious gazes of the people around them. Motoko whispered
her complaints to Keitaro.

	"Everyone is staring at me. They can no doubt see the shameful
positioning of your hand and are thinking of how I must be a wanton
harlot to allow you to touch me in such a manner."

	Keitaro gulped as he replied. "Somehow, Motoko-chan, I don't
think that's the reason they're staring."

	Motoko turned towards him in confusion. "What do you mean?"

	Keitaro pretended not to hear Motoko's last whispered words.
He had no idea how she would react if he told her that her outlandish
clothes were the things attracting attention. He was saved from having
to answer her when a familiar white van came into view.

	"Oh look, we're here."

*****

	"Wow, I thought you were joking on the phone but I guess I was
wrong. I've never seen anything like this. Motoko, could you turn this
way so that I can see it better?"

	Motoko grumbled as she rolled onto her stomach over Keitaro's
knees. Their position... it looked like she was a child getting
spanked for being naughty. It was humiliating! Still, she was willing
to endure any embarrassment if it meant her separation from Keitaro.
She was starting to get used to the feeling of his hand on her bottom,
and that fact scared her enough to ignore trivial things like a little
embarrassment.

	Meanwhile, Seta poked and prodded at Keitaro and Motoko's point
of joining while looking at it through various vision-enhancing tools.
Finally, he took a digital camera from his desk and took a picture for
filing purposes. He cleared his throat before talking.

	"Well, this is certainly a very interesting predicament you've
gotten yourselves into. Tell me, Keitaro, how do you plan on separating 
yourselves from each other?"

	Keitaro got to his feet with surprising speed and grabbed Seta
by the older man's coat. "How do we plan on separating ourselves from
each other? I don't know! I told you it was an accident! You're the one 
who should answer that question. It's your glue!"

	Seta shook his head in dismay. "Please be more quiet. You'll
wake Sara. She slept late last night and she needs her eight hours. As
for your problem, Keitaro, I'm sorry. I really have no idea. That's an
industrial strength adhesive substance. It's supposed to be able to
glue an elephant to a table."

	Motoko grabbed Seta as well, shaking him violently after doing
so. "If you didn't know how to help us, then why did you have us come
here?"

	Seta grinned apologetically as he scratched the back of his
head. "Well, I was curious. I wanted to see."

	Motoko facefaulted, bringing Keitaro onto the floor with her.
She fought the urge to burst into tears as she got back up.

	"Fine, then. If you cannot help us, I have no choice but to
take matters into my own hands."

	Once more, Motoko attempted to separate Keitaro's right hand
from his arm. She was shocked when Seta blocked her attack by trapping
the blade of her sword by the tips of his thumb and pointing fingers.

	"There's no need to get carried away," Seta intoned as he
took Motoko's sword from her and placed it inside a high cupboard.

	"I'll take this for now, just so you don't try anything drastic
like that again. The two of you need to go to a hospital. The people
there will probably know what to do."

	Seta turned towards Keitaro and handed him a fresh tube of
glue. "Here, take this. The last batch ran out, right? You should be
more careful using these, Keitaro-kun. Accidents like this are bound
to happen if you aren't."

*****

	Naru waited impatiently as Kitsune pointed another one of
Su's inventions at Seta's van. It was supposed to be able to pick up
even the slightest sounds coming from inside, allowing them to listen
in on whatever it was that Keitaro and Motoko were talking to Seta
about. Shinobu was sitting beside her and Su was fiddling with the
detector that had allowed them to find Keitaro and Motoko. The four
of them were hiding in some bushes close to where Seta's van was
parked.

	The annoying thing about Su's invention was that the listening
instrument came with earphones, not speakers. Only one of them would be
able to listen. Kitsune and Su were the only ones who knew how to use
it, but Su wanted to man the Keitaro and Motoko detector. The rest
would have to wait until Kitsune was done before finding out what the
matter was.

	Finally, after several minutes that seemed to last ages for
Naru and Shinobu, Kitsune put down listening device and turned to her
companions.

	"Look, we got here a bit late so they were already talking
when I started listening. Still, I was able to figure out what happened
from what little I managed to hear."

*****

	"I'm pregnant," Motoko declared. "Keitaro and I just found out
this morning."

	Seta nodded thoughtfully, raising a finger to his chin. He
placed his hands on the table in front of him before speaking.

	"Well, I suppose the most important question is whether or not
to keep the baby."

	"Of course we're keeping it! That child is the symbol of my
undying love for Motoko!" Keitaro slammed his fist on the desk to
punctuate his point.

	Seta nodded slowly. "I see. Well, I would like to help you but
I must admit that I'm not an expert on these things."

	Motoko stood up from her chair and picked up the bag of clothes 
she and Keitaro had packed in case they had to elope. "Fine, then. If
you cannot help us, I have no choice but to take matters into my own
hands."

	Seta put his hand on Motoko's shoulder and pulled her back to
a sitting position. "There's no need to get carried away," Seta intoned 
as he took Motoko's bag from her and placed it inside a high cupboard.

	"I'll take this for now, just so you don't try anything drastic
like that again. The two of you need to go to a hospital. The people
there will probably know what to do."

	Seta turned towards Keitaro and handed him a fresh box of
contraceptives. "Here, take this. The last batch ran out, right? You
should be more careful using these, Keitaro-kun. Accidents like this
are bound to happen if you aren't."

*****

	"That's what I think happened."

	Shinobu's mouth fell open after hearing Kitsune's story. Her
eyes started watering and her lips started trembling.

	"Are... are you sure, Kitsune-san? Did you really hear all
that?"

	Kitsune nodded vigorously. "Of course I heard it! Well, I had
to fill in some blanks in the beginning before we got here but I heard
most of it with my own two ears."

	Su chose this moment to ask a question that had been bugging
her. "What are contraceptives? Are they tasty?"

	An awkward silence fell over the group of girls, lasting for
a few seconds before Naru decided to pretend she didn't hear anything.
She shook her head before speaking.

	"I don't believe a word of it. You probably heard wrong or
something, Kitsune. Keitaro wouldn't try anything with Motoko."

	Kitsune raised an eyebrow and turned to Naru. "Why wouldn't
he try something, Naru? Motoko's a pretty girl. Keitaro's a nice guy.
Why do you find it so hard to believe that something might be going
on between the two of them? Why are you in such denial over this?
Could it be that you have a thing for Keitaro too and you can't accept
that Motoko-chan beat you to him?"

	Naru blushed beet red and turned away from Kitsune, unable
to meet her friend's eyes. "Of course not! Me and that idiot? It's
impossible. All I meant was that Keitaro is too much of a wimp to
make a move on Motoko, even if he did like her."

	Kitsune chuckled softly as she pointed Su's listening device
at Seta's van once more. "Whatever you say, Naru-chan. I'm going back
to listening for clues."

	Su interjected at this point with a loud shout. "You won't be
able to hear anything in there anymore. Keitaro and Motoko left while
you were talking!"

	Kitsune stood up immediately, followed by her companions.

	"They already left? But I told you to warn us if they went
away!"

	Su answered Kitsune's question cheerfully. "No you didn't.
You told me to watch for the two of them leaving. I did that. I saw
the two of them leaving. I watched them!"

*****

	"Please wait here. The doctor will be with you in a moment."

	The attractive nurse that had met Keitaro and Motoko at the
emergency room left to tend to another patient. Motoko didn't like
sitting on Keitaro's lap, her legs supported by his right leg and
her bottom supported by his hand. The nurse had been very insistent,
however, saying that if she kept sitting on Keitaro's hand the
circulation of blood would be blocked. She had left her disguise at
Seta's van, too, making the whole experience even more embarrassing
for her. She just hoped that no one she knew would come in.

	"Ara ara, fancy meeting the two of you here."

	Motoko cringed as she heard the voice. Keitaro's reply
confirmed her fears even before she could look for herself.

	"Mutsumi-san! What are you doing here?"

	Mutsumi stood in front of Keitaro and the blushing girl on
his lap, smiling brightly. "Well, I felt a bit faint earlier so I
thought I'd go here just in case. I'm glad that I found you here,
Keitaro. I'm not really used to doing this and it's nice to see
some familiar faces."

	Keitaro frowned. "You're not used to going to hospitals?
But I thought you had a weak constitution. You should have been inside
hospitals hundreds of times."

	Otohime nodded slowly. "Well, that's true. It's just that
I've never been able to make it all the way to a hospital before. I
always used to collapse along the way. All the times I've been to
hospitals before this, I was carried inside on a stretcher. I don't
really know what to do if I'm still conscious when I get here."

	Keitaro nodded slowly. "Well, in that case, why don't you
wait with us over here? The nurse told us that a doctor would be
coming anytime now. He can take a look at you too."

	Mutsumi put her hands together in front of her and smiled
brightly. "What a wonderful idea!"

	Mutsumi then lowered herself onto Keitaro's left lap. She
took the tube of glue he was holding in his left hand and held onto
it for him before pulling his now free appendage onto her bottom.
Keitaro promptly developed a giant nosebleed and passed out. Motoko
clenched her hands into fists in an attempt to remain calm as she
spoke.

	"Mutsumi-san, why are you sitting on Urashima's lap?"

	Mutsumi looked blankly at Motoko for a few seconds before
answering. "Ara ara, was I not supposed to? You were doing the same
thing so I thought that was what I was supposed to do. Am I supposed
to look for my own man? But I like Keitaro. Can't we just share him
for now?"

*****

	"Where do we go?"

	Naru ran through the hospital like her life depended on it.
She had to find out for sure if Kitsune was right. Not because she
was interested in Keitaro, because she wasn't, but because she was
worried about Motoko. She did not want her friend to make a mistake
that she would regret for the rest of her life. Yes, that was it. She
was worried about Motoko. It wasn't because she cared about Keitaro,
because she didn't.

	"Turn right and go straight ahead. It's the second door on the
left. Hurry, before they escape!"

	Su ran effortlessly beside her companions. She wasn't sure
what game they were playing, but it was such fun! Like a cross between
tag, hide-and-seek, and a race!

	"Hurry, everyone. We might miss them again!"

	Shinobu ran with practiced ease, thankful that she had chosen
to run off crying whenever confronted with unpleasant thoughts in the
past. She didn't look like it, but she could run for miles before
getting tired.

	"Hmmm... I wonder what we'll see when we catch him...."

	Kitsune grinned as she ran alongside Naru and the others. She
was dead tired, but no amount of aching muscles would prevent her from
finding out if her theories about Keitaro and Motoko were correct.

*****

	"You don't understand. It's not my preference to sit on his
lap like this. The nurse told me to do it. You must get off of him
before the doctor gets here!"

	Motoko growled in frustration. No amount of explaining could
make Mutsumi understand what was going on. The woman was completely
dense. A total blockhead. It was no wonder that she had failed her
entrance exams so many times. The only thing left to do was to wake
Keitaro up. Perhaps, being a blockhead himself, Keitaro would be able
to explain the situation to Mutsumi.

	"Keitaro, wake up! I need your help. Wake up!"

	Keitaro mumbled something unintelligible, but failed to
awaken. Motoko grumbled expletives about useless pieces of trash
before trying again.

	"Keitaro, wake up! Keitaro I need you!"

	Motoko was about to try calling out to Keitaro again when
she was interrupted by another voice.

	"Oh no! It's true!"

	Motoko froze. This was definitely not turning out to be her
lucky day. She feigned nonchalance as she turned around.

	"Shinobu-chan, it's not what-- Kitsune-san? Naru-sempai? Su?"

	Before Motoko could say another word, Naru interrupted her
with a barrage of angry shouts. "Keitaro you jerk! Not just Motoko, but 
Mutsumi-san too?"

	Motoko saw Naru's image blur and disappear right before her
eyes, reappearing a few inches beside her. Motoko's jaw dropped in
amazement as Naru hit Keitaro with a powerful uppercut that sent him
and Mutsumi flying through the ceiling.

	"Enemy of women! Die!"

	Motoko stared in shock at the hole in the ceiling. Who was
going to pay for the repairs to that? Was Keitaro going to die? How
did Naru... wait... Naru's punch had ripped Keitaro's hand off of
her hakama! she was free! Free! Motoko grabbed Naru into her arms
in a bear hug, her heart filled with happiness.

	"Oh thank you! Thank you, sempai! Thank you so much!"

	Naru stroked Motoko's back as she hugged her friend in return.

	"Don't worry, Motoko-chan. It's fine now. Everything's going
to be alright. It's over."

*****

	"Ouch...."

	Keitaro opened his eyes and shook his head. What had happened?
Where was he? Why did he feel like he'd just been run over by a truck?
Why was Mutsumi lying beside him, unconscious? Was that her soul coming
out of her body?

	"Mutsumi-san! Mutsumi-san, wake-up!"

	Mutsumi's eyes slowly fluttered open. She smiled upon seeing
Keitaro. It always made her happy to see him. Her body was hurting all
over, though. Apparently, Naru's attack had thrown them into a wide,
open area with lots of trees. It looked like a park of some kind. She
checked herself for injuries and immediately noticed that something
was amiss.

	"Ara ara, why am I holding onto Keitaro-kun like this?"

	Keitaro looked towards where Mutsumi was looking and found that
her left hand was wedged securely between his legs.

	"What the... let go of me!"

	Mutsumi made several light tugs, followed by a harder one.
Unable to pry her hand from Keitaro's crotch, she smiled and spoke
up to tell him of her problem.

	"Ara ara, it won't come off."

*****

Author's Rant

	Most authors like to think of the author's notes as the place
to put all their little remarks and stuff about the hows and the whys
of the fic they wrote. I prefer to think of it as a space where I can
write whatever I want and have people read it.

	First off: Tenjo Tenge. I've been led to believe that any
person who likes Ikkitousen would like this. I like Ikkitousen, but
I hate Tenjo Tenge with a passion that is normally reserved for an
annoying band called Hanson.

	Now I like action and fanservice more than the next guy, and
Tenjo Tenge has both in spades, but did it have to have the most
annoying cast of characters to ever grace the pages of a manga? I
absolutely hated every character in that manga, including the cute
girls giving fanservice! And I _never_ hate the cute girls giving
fanservice.

	Every time I see the uber-annoying main character, I feel
an urge to peel off my own skin using a nail cutter. That stupid chick
who likes him so much is a close second in annoying me, followed by
the main character's best friend and the stupid chick who likes him.

	The only character who was halfway likable was Takayanagi,
and even he grates on my nerves. There's something to be said for
making a manga with a cast of characters that I universally hate. Like
getting a zero on a true or false exam, it's actually pretty hard.
Makes it seem like the creators actually made an effort to make me
not like their work.

	Tenjo Tenge sucks, and I may never forgive my friend Jeff for
telling me that it was good and wasting an afternoon of my life that
could have been better spent crushing Duolon users with Malin at the
local arcade.

	Another annoying thing that has recently inflicted itself
upon my life was the Philippine elections. I hate Gloria Macapagal
Arroyo's guts, but I support her with every fiber of my being. Simply
put, just about any other candidate would be better than Fernando
Poe jr. Oh, how I hate that man.

	(takes a deep breath)

	Well, now that I've gotten that out of my chest, we can move
on to better stuff. First off: I am proud to say that if you go to
ff.net and look up the latest chapter of A Time for Wild Horses there,
you'll see that WarpWizard has read it and kinda sorta liked it.

	Yosh!

	No offense to my other readers (you know I love you all), but
it is my humble opinion that this guy is simply the best lemon writer
on the internet today, bar none. True, he may not be coming out with
new chapters for his Shinji/Rei lemon as fast as I'd like, but he's
still cranking out solid stories at a good pace. I love his work, and
when I found out he liked my work too I cried tears of joy and ran
out of my room to tell all my family and friends.

	No, wait, what actually happened was I smiled calmly and sent
a text message to Vex telling him to check out the reviews for my fic
and die of envy.

	Speaking of people who like me (and there aren't that many,
let me tell you), Chester has recently rejoined their ranks. Apparently
he feels that this particular fic is the greatest of my works and must
be worshipped by giving me burnt offerings. I'm just getting more and
more popular every day, aren't I? Anyway, I have a feeling that he's
just trying to make up for all the yaoi references he made me endure
when he made me a pre-reader for Shonen.

	In a slightly related tangent, I've been reading the fic,
Cat Tails by Chris Dee. It's good. Any person who knows anything about
Batman must read it. Words have not been conceived that can properly
convey the sheer awesomeness of that fic. I love it.

	I've also been watching lots of anime. Midori no Hibi is very
good, as is Hanaukyo Maids la Verite. Verite isn't coming out with any
new eps, though. Where can I get Verite eps! I want maids! Cute maids!

	I've also been watching Tenshi na Konamaiki. It's kinda girly,
though, so I won't get into that too much. I'm sort of scared that I
enjoy watching it, because I kinda feel that I shouldn't. Anyway, I do
enjoy it and I guess that's all that matters.

	I hate Soga, though. Fujiki rules all! Bow to the awesome
character that is Fujiki! I'm always impressed when average people
try to transcend their limits and become more than they used to be.

	Ikkitousen was nice. It had no plot to speak of and really
stupid characters, but I found it funny. I liked Koukin and Mou-chan.

	King of Fighters '03 has also figured a lot in my life. Malin
is simply unstoppable. Combined with with the strength of Athena's CD
attack and King's keepaway game, no stupid Duolon/Goro/Tizok player
has been able to defeat me in quite a while. They've become like those
K'/Terry/Iori/Kyo fanboys that I love to beat up on. Seriously, what
is it about those Ryu-type characters that makes them so popular?

	Fanboy: "Must... use... popular... character...."

	Oh well, as long as they're using such crappy characters
my Malin will always be there to eat them alive.

	Something strange happened to me last week. I haven't played
Capcom vs SNK 1 in months, but I decided to try it to kill time one
afternoon. Lo and behold, I was unstoppable! No one could beat my
amazing Vice/King/Nakoruru team! Not even those stupid, stupid Ryu/Ken
players or that one guy who uses Guile and turtles the whole way.

	As for Soul Calibur 2, I have reached a point where I am once
again content with my power level. With my arsenal of Talim, Ivy, Taki,
Sophie, Cassie and Mina, none shall dare oppose me. Nightmare player,
tremble in fear of the fact that I have memorized your frame data!

	While I'm on the topic of video games, I'd like to thank that
dude who sent me a torrent for Watanabe fighting games. I am now a
proud player of Queen of Hearts '99, though I'm no expert yet. I really
like the 2 on 2 fighting feature. I have no idea what the point of
Glove on Fight is, though. Thanks, man!

	I'm attending the Magic: the Gathering Fifth Dawn pre-release
by the way. Wish me luck! I hope I crack open some Vedalken Shackles!

	What else should I put here... oh yeah! I'd like to thank
Chester for his help on this. He said he liked this, so it shouldn't
be nearly as bad as the stuff I normally write.

	Finally, my want-list:

.~@*Jose Argao's Amazing Want-List*@~.

1. Japanese Rom of Super Mario Bros 3 (.nes format). You'd think this
would have been the first thing I got out of my list. Come on, you can
even email it to me! I can't believe no one has this. I want it! Hoshi!

2. News on new Saigado releases. My old sources dried up. Dunno what's
going on anymore. I heard something about a Guilty Gear thingy.

3. Mp3 of the Hand Maid MAI ending song. Not Hand Maid May. Mai. It's
the one with the dancing chibi-Mais. (a vid of the dancing chibi-mais
would also be cool)

4. Instructions on how to play Glove on Fight. I have no idea.

5. FFX-2 fics. I'm in a reading mood, and I'd like to know if there's
a site that houses FFX-2 fics and doesn't have yaoi. No offense to
yaoi lovers, but I just dun like it.

6. The cool pepsi commercial. Where can I download the pepsi commercial
with Britney, Pink and Beyonce? I like it a lot. Very funny, and you
don't have to listen to Britney's annoying voice so much.

7. Invader Zim. Where can I get episodes? I love this series!

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