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From: "Chad Walker" <cswvna@alphalink.com.au>
To: "ffml" <ffml@anifics.com>
Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2003 1:45 PM
Subject: [FFML] Re: [Ranma][OMG][FanFic] Happosai's Life of DOOM Chapter 3

Bill Heineman wrote:

Heh.. just a comment...

Happosai seems to be under a bit of a misaprehension about his role as

demon

of perverted sex being limited solely to "pretty ladies"...

I can hear Hild laughing already.

Somehow I think that Happi isn't gonna be so happy for long.

Good catch... Who ever said that his victims are to be only women?

Burger

Jusenkyo, of course.

Do you really believe he wouldn't use that workaround?

Chad Walker, cswvna@hotmail.com
(Forgot to send this to the list at large the first time. Bill's got
two of this, sorry.)

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That's not exactly what I meant.

More something like this.
(Happosai's lemon-aid)

Happosai stood, stunned by the announcement of his first scheduled duty as
the new demon of Perverted Sex.

"N-N-N", was the only sound he found could vocalize.

Hild smiled a cold, razor-like smile, her teeth glittering from the hel-fire
burning nearby.

Finally he found his voice, "No, No.... Nooooooo! You, you inhuman
m-monster. By all that is h-h*ack*." He found himself unable to even say the
word.

"Now now... no saying the Aitch word here... And, oh yes, Happosai. Did you
really think that I'd just let you go out and practice _your_ particular
brand of perversion? Come now, little man.", She ran a graceful golden hand
along his cheek in a gesture that was mocking in its seductiveness. "This is
Hel after all. And besides, you need to get with the times... we're an equal
opportunity tormenter here.", she finished.

Happosai burst into tears and beat his fists and legs on the ground in a
tantrum, "No, I don't wanna... I don't wanna!"

Hild drew herself up, towering menacingly above the demon in the form of a
little old man, gazing down at him between the valley of her breasts.
"Happosai, this time you learn the true depths of perversion. Go forth, and
do my will!"

-some hours later-

A shivering, deathly pale, and shivering Happosai returned to Hild's realm,
his gait unsteady and his cheeks bulging as he tried to contain the bile
that once more threatened to erupt from him.  Hild gave him a sidelong
glance as she sipped a blood-red wine from a crystal glass. "So, how'd it
go?", She asked.
"You.. you fiend... how could?.. Oh I don't feel so good.", he replied
collapsing face first on the cracked magma floor.
Hild picked up the special scheduling book she'd created just for Happosai's
new position and thumbed through it.
"Well now, that's not such a bad start, though to be honest the males who
pilot those "Gundam" things were already more than a little...you know." She
held her arm out and bent her hand downward at the wrist. "... rather
predictable given the signs I suppose. I knew you'd enjoy helping them
'fulfill' their desires. Don't worry though, Happi, I have lots and _lots_
more pretty boys that are positively screaming to come out of the closet.
Why just look at Zelgadis in the Slayer's universe... all that cross
dressing... and let's not even start with Gourry. Oh...and I've got you
scheduled for a bunch of action in the Naruto Universe tomorrow. Are you
paying attention, Happi? Ahhh  male pedophila and rampantly obvious male on
male action everywhere, just the thing to cut your teeth on, hmmmm?"

Hild grinned an evil and malicious grin, full of satisfaction at the
suffering her words were causing the old man who lay prostrate in before her
shivering and heaving up his lunch in revulsion.

"...mercy...", Happosai croaked painfully.

Hild smiled happily and replied, "Merci? Why Happi, I didn't know that you
knew french... you're very welcome... very welcome indeed. So, let's see
what other hot hunky yaoi action I can schedule you to have to oversee... no
time for you to endulge in any panty thievery anymore... you've got "bigger"
things to keep a hand on. Muah ha ha ha!"

-In the world of the living-

Ranma sat and basked in the sunlight alongside Akane as they lay on the back
porch.
"Wow, Akane, I feel really good all of a sudden.", Ranma commented, a
surprised but peaceful look on his face.
"Hmmm? Well... now that you mention it, me too, Ranma. It's almost as if the
whole world feels... I don't know... like everything's gonna be all right."

Kasumi chose that moment to step out onto the porch, a tray containing
several glasses of fresh lemonaide in hand.
"My, It looks like it's going to be a beautiful day today. Anyone for a
little Lemon-aid?"



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