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Matchups : Xander/Botan/Yohko Mano - Jesse/Yukina - Willow/Kurama - Cordellia/Hiei - Harmony/Tara - Amy/Kota
Summary : Xander dies and gets a new job
Timeframe : Before the first season happens
Crossovers : Yu Yu Hakusho - Ranma 1/2 - Devil Hunter Yohko - Ninja Scroll - Vampire Hunter D - Castlevania - Street Fighter
Xander's New Job
Prologue
by
Cute Kitsune Kaydee
Sunnydale , California
Tuesday
1:00 PM
February 22 , 1994
Xander Harris was not having a good day. It wasn't the worst day he ever had. Far from that. What really sucked was that it was his - last - day. Even worse too. Today was his 13'nth birthday.
Yes , Xander's - DEAD -.
Xander floated above the streets of his hometown looking down on the scene. Below him dozens of people were gathered around a very familiar looking dark-haired teenage boy who was lying still in the middle of the road. The car that had hit him head on was off to the side with a rather
large dent in the front and a very seriously cracked windshield.
Beside the car there was a small boy who seemed to be crying about something. Although someone was looking over him the crowd seemed to be mostly interested in the teen.
'Ok , did I miss something here?' , he thought. Xander checked himself over and sure enough he was here and - not - - there -. Still not aware that he was in the middle of the sky Xander floated down to where the teen was and checked him over.
Black hair , Hawaiian shirt , loosetype pants , and a - Very - familiar face.
'Why does he look like me? I wonder who he was?' , thought Xander.
"Hey , excuse me?" Xander asked a nearby man. "Does anybody know about him?"
When the man didn't reply Xander turned to a woman.
"Hello miss shouldn't somebody call the paramedics or something?" , he asked.
But he was still ignored now.
'This is getting very irritating.' , he thought.
"Hey answer me already! " , he shouted.
"Clear a path people out of the way." , a loud voice said.
Xander turned around in time to see two medical personnel run through the crowd with a stretcher. After setting down the stretcher one went to check on the child while the other moved on the teen. When the one who was looking at the boy was done they both walked over to the teen.
"Poor kid , his body seems mostly unhurt but it looks like his neck is broken. Kind of sad that he'd survive a head on collision only to get killed when he landed. Well come on , let's hurry up and get going." , said one of men.
They loaded him onto the stretcher and walked over to the ambulance that was parked nearby.
Xander followed them over to the vehicle while the crowd thinned out. He thought he should go too but for some reason Xander just had to know why that other guy looked like him.
"Hey you two , aren't you going to at least see who he is?" , asked Xander.
When they had loaded the teen into the ambulance one went up to the front while the other began searching the guy's pockets. After the first person came back he handed the second guy a sheet of paper while the second doctor was looking in the wallet for an id card.
"Ah , found it now Dick." , said Jeremy.
"Well , who is he?" , Dick asked.
"Well this says his name was Xander Harris." Jeremy replied. "Date of birth February 22 , 1981. Age 13. Damn I hate it when they die this young. Hey , today was his birthday. Man that sucks."
Xander stood behind the two doctors , unable to move.
'What did they just say?' , he thought quite stunned.
It must have been awhile before his brain caught up with the situation because the next thing he knew Xander was standing alone in the street. By then he had seen plenty of people walk right through him which only confirmed his suspicion.
"So , that's it? I'm run over by a car?" , he asked the heavens in a sad tone.
"Bingo!" , said a cheerful voice.
Xander was so surprised he let out a small shout before jumping into the air. Of course since he was a ghost Xander just floated up there and looked around the ground for who had spoken to him. But there was just the usual amount of people walking around.
"Well Xander I didn't expect you to be so jumpy." , the voice said from behind him again.
He turned around to see one thing he definitely wasn't expecting. There was a blue haired cute teenage young girl in a pink kimono sitting on an oar and chuckling to herself. A very sexy hot girl.
"Sorry about frightening you like that but it's usually better to wait until people to figure out that they're dead than just showing up and telling them. Now then, let's get down to business shall we?" , said the cute girl with a pretty smile .
Xander stared at the girl.
"Hello?" , the girl said waving her hand in front of his face.
Xander kept staring and he was drooling.
"What are you looking at?" , asked the girl.
"Are you aware the front of whatever that is you're wearing is loose?" , asked Xander.
The girl looked down at her kimono , back at Xander , and down at her kimono then blushed.
She quickly closed the front of her kimono and got an angry expression.
She pulled a large mallet out of somewhere and hit Xander upside the left side of his head with it.
"STOP STARING AT MY CHEST YOU IDIOT PERVERT!!!" , she yelled.
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