Breaking Heads
a random Love Hina/Ranma 1/2 crossover
by Lawrence Chu
Dialogue credits listed below.

NOTE: THIS IS A LEMON SCENE.  If you're under 18 or 21 or whatever legal
age
is in your state/country, turn back now.  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Setup: For no apparent reason, Tatewaki Kuno challenges Motoko Aoyama to
a
duel on some timeless morning.  During the fierce battle, parts of both
Kuno's and Motoko's clothes get sliced off, despite the fact that both
of
them use bokken.

-----Begin Lemon Scene Here-----

"I can feel your prodigious engine stirring in the very centre of my
vitals!"
cried Kuno, upon seeing Motoko's naked flesh.  Instantly, he'd forgotten
about his red-haired maiden, and reached up to brush this raven-haired
beauty's cheek.

"Your lascivious touches have lighted up a new fire that wanton'd
through all
my veins," whispered Motoko back, as her skin first discovered the touch
of a
man.  (That fool Urashima didn't count.)

"You bewitching vision, you have stolen my heart, my soul, and my spunk!
Your lips pursue me, so that I cannot escape from kissing them in purest
self-defense!" Kuno whispered furiously to this new beauty his; "Pray,
allow
me to feast my eyes with the touch and perusal, feast my lips with
kisses of
the highest relish!"

Thought Motoko to herself, "Oh! such rare and exquisite provocatives!"
as she
gently laid her eyes on this wonderous swordsman, her equal in ability
and
passion.  Reaching behind her back and unbinding her breasts, she
moaned,
"These fleshly orbs shake with undisguised pleasure!"

"What joy inexpressible! My joy is lost in a sea of greater bliss than I
have
ever known!" thought Kuno, as he helped her undo her robes and she his.
As
she gentally caressed the small of his back, he groaned.  "Your
lascivious
touches have lighted up a new fire that wanton'd through all my veins!"
And
with that, he began kissing her down the neck, her shoulders, all the
curves
of her body.

"It is too much, I cannot bear it!" thought Motoko, as the bliss of her
flesh
discovering a man's lips rushed through her.  Out loud, she cried,
"Please
sir, I beg you! Ease back your attack so that I may compose myself to
compass
the admission of that stupendous head of your machine!"

"My life! My soul! The springs of pleasure are wound to such a pitch
that I
cannot help but succumb to extacy!" Kuno cried; removing what was left
of his
hakama.  As he lay himself upon her, he could think nothing but, "Oh,
insupportable delight! Oh! Superhuman rapture!  Oh! my gum, this is
wonderful! wonderful!"

Motoko screamed as Kuno braved his way into her body.  "Ah! your
irresistible
thrust has murdered at once my maidenhead, and very nearly me!  I am
stir'd
beyond bearing with your furious agitation's within me, gorged and
cramm'd,
even to surfeit!"  The swordswoman felt waves of pleasure overcoming
her, and
felt a rush from deep within.  "Please," she breathed, "my heart's
fluttering
so, in rivulets of fire! Quickly, unleash your fluids and put it out!"

"What now, have you enough of my red-headed champion?!" panted the
swordsman,
gazing intently at the porcelain beauty before him. "I say nay, let me
lay
him on again in such wondrous battle with your own red-center'd cleft of
flesh!"

"Oh Sir!...Good Sir!...pray do not spare me! ah! ah!"

"I am spending! I am spending! I spend! I die!"

The two collapsed on a pile on the ground.

"Your cunny has grasped me and milked me of my passions! Oh delicious
deliriums! I lay pleasure-drench'd and spent," exhaled Tatewaki Kuno,
feeling
a wave of Heaven most unknown.  He turned to his new lover, who smiled
back
at him.

"Kiss me now and forever, for your thrusts have made me your willing
slave!"

-----End Lemon Scene Here-----

All dialogue comes courtesy of the Victorian Sex Cry Generator:
http://www.hootisland.com/cgi-bin/victorian.cgi

I hope your head's been broken. ^_^

Lawrence Chu
lawrence@sandwich.net

--
"To you, this rice means nothing, but to me, rice is like my mother and
father...don't f*** on my family. Apologize to the rice." -- Chow
Yun-Fat, A Better Tomorrow II
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