Just a short little story inspired by a memory of
my late grandfather and a day he spent teaching me what
he felt was the manliest of acts. Hope it makes you laugh.

         Ed Becerra



         PERVERTS?!

         by Ed Becerra

         Akane carefully crept towards the bathroom. Ranma had been missing
for nearly an hour, and she'd already searched the rest of the house.

         'He HAS to be doing something perverted, I just KNOW it!' she
thought to herself.

         Holding her mallet in one hand, she pressed a drinking glass to
the wall with the other, listening carefully. She received the shock
of her life.

         "I really dunno how to do it right, Tendo-san. An' I don' wanna
ask Pop to show me how," she heard Ranma say quietly. "It ain't like
the ol' man ever taught me how to do it, the lazy old panda."

         "I'd be honored to show you, Ranma," replied Akane's father.
"It's really rather simple. First you soap up thoroughly, then you
take a firm grip, like this. Long even strokes are best, there's less
danger of getting a skin rash that way. Although some men prefer short
rapid strokes. It's all a matter of personal preference... "

         Akane kicked in the door, screaming "RAAAANMA YOU PERRRVERT!
HOW DARE YOU DRAG MY FATHER INTO YOUR PERverted..."

         Her voice trailed off into dumbfounded silence as her father
looked at her in mild confusion.

         "Akane-chan, whatever in the world is so perverted about
shaving?"

         *End*


         "Dreamers may die, but the Dream is eternal..."



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