[FFML] Re: [fic reduction] Hearts of Ice reduced

Krista Perry wrote:

And here I was, feeling all left out and rejected. I figured HoI had either
been forgotten, or that DPR was only reducing... well, *finished* fics. ^^

Nonsense! Every member of the crew has taken an (unsuccessfull) shot at it. It's just so hard to do it _right_.

This is good. I'd just add one thing at the end....

Well, we'll go ahead and take this one for consideration, since it's been endorsed by the author herself. ;)

Thanks for taking the time, and we're glad that you were amused!

Disclaimers:

Ranma 1/2 was created by Rumiko Takahashi, and is distributed in the

United States by Viz.

Hearts of Ice was created by Krista Perry, and is available at

http://www.akane.org/heartsofice/

No offense in intended by my parody of either of these works.

The DPR folks have my explicit permission to include this as part of their

site, or to alter it however they wish before doing so.

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Hearts of Ice reduced

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Shampoo:

I must have Ranma at all costs!

Cologne:

I know a way....

(Helps Shampoo cast blood spell)

Ranma:

I will rescue Akane no matter what!

Everyone else:

Who's Akane?

Readers:

Where's the next chapter?

Krista:

Here you go....

(releases 64K that take place over five minutes)

Readers:

Yay!

(read chapter)

Aargh! Nothing happened!

Krista:

Okay, I'll write more this very min... Ooh, what's that? Shiney new anime
series! I think I'll start a new fanfic!

;-)

-Krista
http://www.akane.org/fanfiction