Nidoking wrote:

Spam fic 101.  Will the insanity never end

101? It's a class?

Yes.  Student-lead, apparently, just like much of life.  ^_^;

((Yes folks we ARE going to hell, and in a rather large handbasket))

But at least it's filled with all sorts of tasty goodies! Ooh!
Strawberry jam tart! *munch*

Ritsuko: Actually, that's the remains of Kaji.  Thanks for digesting
him for us.

"PIKACHU, THUNDER BOLT ATTACK!"

*zap* "We're blasting off again!" *ding*

Team Rocket novice martial arts class: how to survive really long
falls.

Well, nobody ever said it was an INTERESTING battle...

Ash: Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun.

Misty: You don't win badges by mugging people, Ash!

Team Rocket looked on in fear as Pikachu hopped to the forground in

front of

the injured bulbasaur.

foreground

And I assume the bulbasaur is Ash's bulbasaur, rather than one that's
been injured by Pikachu's Thunderbolt attack...

Pikachu growled, defending the prize he had taken down.  How DARE these
scavengers raid his kill before he and his herd had eaten!  Instincts
from his ancestors for generations back took over as he fought, beating
off the raiders so that his family - adopted, but it pulled the right
genetic heartstrings - could eat once more.

PIIIIIIII KAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Hearing this a few times and not seeing the end of the attack Team

Rocket

lost their fearful look and started to look at the Pikachu strangely.

Need a comma after "attack".

A few times? As in "Piiiiiiii kaaaaaaaa piiiiiiiii kaaaaaaaa?" At this
point, I was really expecting a "Pikamehameha wave" joke.

But they've already *done* a surfing pikachu episode!  ^_-

Nothing seemed out of the ordinary and even Ash looked confused by his

small

friend's antics.

ASH: I said THUNDERBOLT, Pikachu! Not Indimidate!

It was no surprise that Ash was picked to lead the ceremonies at Gary's
funeral.  Rivals though they had been, they had also been friends from
early childhood.  No one noticed anything the least bit odd when
Pikachu accompanied him to the stage.

"...and now, let's observe a moment of silence."

Pikachu's ears perked up, his attention having wandered during the
speech.  But, yes, that last bit definitely sounded like the name of an
attack he was starting to think Ash would never ask for.  Unconcerned
with why, he gathered his power, forming a glaive from pure energy...

Jessie and James started to cling to each other as the air started to

ripple

around Pikachu, his fur starting to change colors.

J&J: Hmmm... actually, this is kind of fun!

MEOWTH: Hey! Quit yer huggin' and do somethin' about the Pikachu!

Jessie: When I hold you like this, I feel a certain tingling.

James: Me too.  Kind of an electric thrill...

==

End scene? Awww... I wanted to see Ash's response.

Ash: <flips through manual>  I think he finally learned the Team Rocket
fist.  Ha, and that old man said it only worked for cats!

Misty: Now if only he'd stop trying to steal himself...
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